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Date Posted: 15:18:58 07/03/04 Sat
Author: Wesley Japes
Subject: Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the squirrles and skunks that it could be done.

Hi I'm Wesley Japes. I'm 17 years of age. A good manly age. Speaking of which, I am male, if you haven't already figured that out. A human male. I am one strong human male and have no physical defects... so what if I'm not the tallest person in the world? So what if I see eye to eye with the ladies? Is there any better way to go? You tall guys don't know what you're missing. I am strong.... no matter what anyone says! Ok, so I'm not likely to win any arm wrestling competitions any time soon, but........ on to other things. I have stunning blue eyes and swauve blonde *cough dirty blonde cough* hair that goes to my shoulders. What next, oh yes, my personality. Welllll, I enjoy long walks on the beach and fighting dragons. I have a quarter-staff and a dagger that I use with such grace and ease... but I wouldn't challenge me if I were you, you should get more practice... don't be so hasty... ok, ok, so I really haven't grown into my staff yet.... but I feel a growth spurt coming... just you all wait when I have reached my potential height... Sorry, getting off track here. I love adventure and am ready to take anything on (bring it on!). NO, not yet!!!! I'm not a coward, really. I just..... need more time, that's all. More...... practice. Yeah, I aspire to join the Moonriders. It'll probably not be very long before I get called to join them, just you all wait and see.

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