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Date Posted: 01:22:58 05/12/02 Sun
Author: Áåãåìîò Çàìáåçüêèé
Subject: ²íòåðíåò-ì³ñòåð³ÿ ïðî âèáîðè

ÏÎË²Ò íàä ÃͲÇÄÎÌ ÐßÁ×ÈÊÀ

(ô³íàë ì³ñòå𳿠"ÁÀÐÄÀÊ")

.........................

ßê òó "ñðàíü" òà íå òðèìàëè
á³ëüø³ñòü âñå æ ãîëîñóâàëè,
ùå é Ðÿáêî áåç ñåíòèìåíò³â
äåñÿòü äîëîæèâ ïðîöåíò³â.

Íà ãîð³ çàãîëîñèëè:
"Îé, öÿöüêàñò³ ïðîëåò³ëè!"
³äìîðîçêè òåæ â³äñòàëè -
çíîâ ï³ä ñí³ã ïîçàëÿãàëè.

Îñîáëèâî æàëü ²ííåëü,
¿é áî æ çíîâó íà ïàíåëü,
à çà íåþ áåç ñóìí³ííÿ
âñå îçèìå ïîêîë³ííÿ.

² Çåëåí³ òåæ çàâ'ÿëè,
Àíàíàñè ç ÿáëóíü âïàëè,
âæå íå ÷óòè ùîñü Ïëåéáîéêà
ëèø Ñí³ãóðîíüêà ùå çîéêà.

Òà ó ñâ³òà íà âèäó
âñòàëè ò³ ùî Çà ªäó,
ö³ëó ðîòó íàçáèðàëè
õî÷ ³ ðåéòèíãà íå ìàëè.

² Áóäüîíîâñüê³ êîáèëè
òåæ ÷àñòêîâî çàö³ë³ëè,
à íàêðàùå ó àìàòîðà -
õëîïöÿ Ƴíêè Ðåôîðìàòîðà.

Äàë³ éäóòü: ì³ëåä³ Á'ÞÒ³,
ijä Ìîðîçè ïðèçàáóò³,
à îñòàíí³ìè Øòàíã³ñòè,
÷è, ïðîáà÷òå, Ôóòáîë³ñòè.

×àñ ìèíóâ, çì³íèâñü â³ä÷óòíî:
"Á" çàáóëè ïðî ìàéáóòíº,
ëèø îäíå òóðáóº Ìàòè -
ÿê ìèíóëå ïðèõîâàòè.

Êàíäèäàòè, ùî ïî¯ëè
òà íåâäàëî ïðîëåò³ëè
ïëèòêó ïî ì³ñòàõ çí³ìàþòü
³ äî ñåáå çàáèðàþòü.

Òîé Ïàõàí íà çàë³çíèö³
âåñü øïèòàëü â³äâ³ç ïî êðèö³,
³íøèé "Êðàç" ïðèñëàâ ïî öåãëó,
ùî ïîæåðòâóâàâ íà öåðêâó.

ͳ÷îãî ðòè â³äêðèâàòè
÷àñ äàðóíêè ïîâåðòàòè,
â áàíê êðåäèòè â³ääàâàòè,
ùî íàáðàëè íà çàðïëàòè.

Îñü òàðèôè ñêîðî çì³íÿòü
³ êâàðòïëàòó òåæ ï³äí³ìóòü,
áî æ çà çèìó ãåí ³ ÷èñòî
îá³äí³ëè Ôóòáîë³ñòè.

×åëÿäü ìèòà ³ íå ìèòà
ïðå äî ð³äíîãî êîðèòà,
ãàð÷èòü-õðþêຠâ³ä ñïðàãè,
Áàòüêà ñëàâèòü áåç íàñíàãè,

ä³ëèòü êð³ñëà, êàá³íåòè,
ì³êðîôîíè, êîì³òåòè,
ø'þòü ³íòðèãè âîíè ðàäî,
çíàìî: éäå ñï³êåð³àäà.

Âñå, Áàçàð÷èê íàø îáðàâñÿ,
êîãî ïðîéøîâ - à õòî ïðîïõàâñÿ,
õòî ë³ã ñïàòü - õòî ï³ä Ïàõàíà,
õòî ñï³âà ñîá³:"Îñàííà!"

Ëèòâèíñüêèé â íîâ³ øàòòÿ âáðàâñÿ,
Ñì³òíèê íà ñåêö³¿ ðîçêëàâñÿ,
öå íå òàêà âæå é äèâèíà,
òî º âëàñòèâ³ñòü ñì³òíèêà.

ʳíåöü: Ïàõàí çâàëèâ äî Êðèìó,
ñîá³ ñïî÷èíå ì³ñÿ÷èíó,
òàì â³äêà÷àºòüñÿ â³ä ñë³â,
³êðè é ôðàíöóçüêèõ êîí'ÿê³â.

À îò äî íàñ ïðèéäå íóäîòà:
öÿ áåççàðïëàòíÿÿ ðîáîòà,
öåé áåçêîíå÷íèé Ðàìàäàí,
áî âæå íà ÷åðç³ "äåð³áàí".

(ê³íåöü)

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