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Date Posted: 14:43:18 10/30/01 Tue
Author: Ãîëîâíèé ë³êàð
Subject: IJÀÃÍÎÇ Êîíðàäà

IJÀÃÍÎÇ Êîíðàäà

Øàíîâíå ïàíñòâî, ïåðñîíàæ Êîíðàä ä³éñíî ö³êàâèé äëÿ ïñèõ³àòð³¿. Íà ïåðøîìó îãëÿä³ â³í íàçèâàâ ñåáå ïîëÿêîì - íà äðóãîìó ðîçïîâ³äàâ ïðî àíãëî-ºâðåéñüê³ êîð³ííÿ, àëå çàðàç â³í ó íàñ âæå ùèðèé óêðà¿íåöü:) ×åðåç éîãî øèçîôðåí³÷íó ìàíåðó ïîâåä³íêè ( ð³çêî çðîñòຠàãðåñèâí³ñòü ç ïåðåõîäîì íà ï³íó íàâêîëî ãóá òà “ðàäíîé ÿçèê”, êîëè ÷óº, ùî Óêðà¿íà ³ Óêðà¿íñüêèé íàðîä ìຠïðàâî íà ³ñíóâàííÿ ) äîêòîðà çðîáèëè éîãî ïîñò³éíèì ê볺íòîì ïñèõ³àòðè÷íî¿ ë³êàðí³. Æîâòèé êîë³ð éîãî ñàéòó öå íå ïðîñòî ñïðîáà áóòè æîâòî¿ ñòîð³íêîþ â ³íòåðíåò³ ¹1 – öå éîãî âëàñíà åëåêòðîííà ñò³íãàçåòà â³ä ³ìåí³ âñ³õ øèçîôðåí³ê³â ïñèõ³àòðè÷íî¿ ë³êàðí³. Óÿâëÿþ ñîá³ íà ÿê³ õèòðîù³ ï³øîâ Êîíðàä, ùîá ïðîíèêíóòè ó êîìï’þòåðíó ê³ìíàòó ë³êàðí³! Ñê³ëüêè ÷àñó ïðèéøëîñü äîêòîðàì îáøóêóâàòè éîãî ïàëàòó â ïîøóêàõ ïàðîëÿ åëåêòðîííî¿ ñò³íãàçåòè! Àëå öåé âèïàäîê íå º ïåðøèì.  ñóñ³äí³é ïñèõ³àòðè÷íî¿ ë³êàðí³ ð³ê òîìó îñîáëèâî õâîð³ øèçîôðåí³êè ï³ä ïð³çâèùåì “Ëóçàí” ³ “ÁÀãäàí” ÷åðåç áóíò çàõâàòèëè ïñèõ³àòðè÷íó ë³êàðíþ ³ ïåðåéìåíóâàëè ¿ ç “Öåíòðàëüíî¿ äîíåöüêî¿ ïñèõ³àòðè÷íî¿ ë³êàðí³ äëÿ îñîáî õâîðèõ” íà “Øòàá ñëàâÿíñêîé ïàðò³³”. Ñê³ëüêè ñì³õó áóëî, êîëè â ³íòåðíåò³ ïî÷àëè ç’ÿâëÿòèñü òàê³ íàçâè, ÿê “ªäèíàÿ Ðóñü” ³ “Ñëàâÿíñêàÿ ïàðò³ÿ”. Ñì³õ ñì³õîì, àëå ñòàí ïñèõ³÷íîãî çäîðîâ’ÿ ó øèçîôðåí³ê³â òîé ë³êàðí³ áåç äîêòîð³â ùå á³ëüøå ïîã³ðøèâñÿ. Ôàõ³âö³ ââàæàþòü, ùî ¿ì áåç ìåäè÷íî¿ äîïîìîãè êàïóò. ²ç âñ³õ ïñèõ³÷íî õâîðèõ îãëÿäà÷³â “ªä³íîé Ðóñ³” ³ “Ñëàâÿíñêîé ïàðò³³” âèíÿòîê ñêëàäàþòü ò³ëüêè êâàë³ô³êîâàí³ äîêòîðà, ÿê³ ÷àñ â³ä ÷àñó íàìàãàþòüñÿ ïåðåêîíàòè êîëèøí³õ ¿õ ï³äîï³÷íèõ â³äìîâèòèñü â³ä áîæåâ³ëëÿ. Ùîäî íàøîãî Êîíðàäà – òî â³í ïîñò³éíî íàìàãàºòüñÿ ï³äòðèìóâàòè çâ’ÿçêè ç ð³âíèìè éîìó áðàòàìè ïî õâîðîá³. Îñîáëèâî éîìó ïîäîáàºòüñÿ îáì³íþâàòèñü ³íòåëåêòîì ç àâòîðîì “ªä³íîé Ðóñ³” Áàãäàíîì, ÿê³é, ñêîðèñòàâøèñü çàëèøåíèì ï³ñëÿ áóíòà øèçîôðåí³ê³â àðõ³âîì ïñèõ³àòðè÷íî¿ ë³êàðí³, çáèðຠâèñëîâëþâàííÿ ñàìèõ âèäàòíèõ â ïñèõ³àòðè÷íî¿ ïðàêòèö³ õâîðèõ. Êîíðàä ÷èòຠó ïàëàò³ íå ò³ëüêè ¿õ, àëå çàìîâëÿº ó á³áë³îòåö³ ïñèõ³àòðè÷íî¿ ë³êàðí³ ïðàö³ çîâñ³ì íîðìàëüíèõ àâòîð³â. Ñ éîãî ìàí³àêàëüíîþ øèçîôðåí³ºþ â³í íàìàãàºòüñÿ â³äøóêàòè â òâîðàõ îñòàíí³õ òå ÷îãî íåìà.

Âèáà÷àþñü, ùî Êîíðàä âàì íå â³äïîâ³â. Ó íüîãî çàðàç ïðîöåäóðè. Âèïóñòèìî ÷åðåç äåê³ëüêà äí³â.

Ãîëîâíèé ë³êàð ïñèõ³àòðè÷íî¿ ë³êàðí³.

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