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Date Posted: 06:33:49 04/09/03 Wed
Author: STEVE
Author Host/IP: pc3-cove3-3-cust176.brhm.cable.ntl.com / 81.107.2.176
Subject: Re: Digimon Rulez!!!!
In reply to: DIGIDESTINED 's message, "Digimon Rulez!!!!" on 14:48:18 01/19/03 Sun

>Digi: Firstly, my subject is...DIGIMON SUCKING?? Fuck
>that shit bitch!!
>Destined: Oi, crap hole, Digimon is way better than
>pokemon!! Put it this way: better storyline, better
>games, better action, less talk, and for hell's sake
>...better characters!! Even little Culumon could kick
>Pikachu's ass!
>Digi: Take a pic of Pikashit and shove it up your ass,
>bitch!!! Gimme one good reason I shouldn't tie you to
>the ground and burn your bitch ass!!!!!!!
>Destined: The story line ...okay, who wants to see a
>whingy little ten-year-old walk around the world,
>capturing creatures and getting tiny little badges to
>show how good he is? (he's crap anyway) With Digimon,
>there's always some new bad guy or evil force or
>whatever coming along, but NO! Ash has to face the
>SCARY team rocket, and then beat them with his face!!
>(he does a great job of that) Pikachu is broken,
>broken, goddamn broken!!
>Ahem ...with Digimon, you can come back and kick ass
>on loads of different evil forces, and it doesn't get
>boring. C'mon, doesn't Ash know that'll he's too
>bloody thick to be a pokemon master??
>Digi: Someone should teach Pikashit not to play with
>fire, or it'll get burned the fuck up!!!!! The crap
>they force kids to watch on their shitty shows!! Oh,
>look, it's Entei!!! Hi, Entei!!! HELLO!!! Let's rape
>each other!! OK!! Let's have an orgie, Ass!!!! Okay
>Pikapoo!!! *sex*
>Destined: Oh yeah ...the graphics on the pokemon games
>are SHIT!! It doesn't even get better on Pokemon
>Stadium!! Actually, how come Flareon wants his
>opponent to lick his ass every time he comes out from
>the pokeball? Hmm? How come Pikachu sticks his middle
>finger up at every one? *sticks middle finger up back
>at Pikachu*
>Digimon Rumble Arena is sooooo cool!! The whole thing
>is about bashing each other to a pulp!! And the
>Digimon talk!! Also, you can actually control the
>movements of the digimon, not rely on stupid chance
>like in Pokemon Stadium. With Digimon Rumble Arena,
>it's purely skill that allows you to win a fight, but
>with Pokemon Stadium, you rely on shitting chance!!
>Hell and buggeration, what has this world come to??
>Fuck that! I'm moving to the Digiworld!!
>Digi: Wish I had a song...SHUT UP CULU CULU!!!! Tails
>wants a comic and I want a song!!!!!! Oh, yeah!! I
>wanna rant so that's what i'm gonna do!!!! Even that
>Culu culu song has some style, and I'd pick it over
>your ass shit any day, pal!! Pokeshit!! Love and
>friendship!! If Ass loves Pikashit that much, why
>don't they start a new PORNOGRAPHY program and leave
>Digimon as the reigning champions of the Anime
>World!!! Could Digimon beat Pokemon? kick Pokemon into
>the dirt?? Fuck, yeah!!! No contest!!!!!
>Destined: Yeah, you tell 'em! On the TV series, the
>digidestined know how to fight ...they don't spend
>nights trying to figure out how to beat a new opponent
>that they've never seen before!! Ash couldn't beat a
>Caterpie if he tried!! Pikachu can shove his pokeball
>up his ass if he doesn't want to go in it, and Ash can
>shove Charizard up his ass, too!! Fuck with strategy!!
>Just go in and fight, fight, fight!! KICK ASS!! DIE
>ALL POKEMON WITH THEIR WEAK SHIT AND DEFORMED CRAP!!!
>DIEEEEEEE!! pokemon don't even have weapons ^-^
>Digi: Get Culu Culu Culumon at Google.com and search
>Culumon king of cute on it and go into
>multimedia!!...BUT WHERE'S MY SONG?? HUH??!!!! YEAH,
>WHERE'S MY GLORY??!!!!!! So, You wanna fuck with
>Digimon, huh?? We digimon can send viruses through
>your internet cable and shut your computer down
>permanently, especially Virus type Digimon!!!!! We
>have read all of your stupid insignificant comments
>and are FUCKIN' sick of 'em!!!!! Gimme a sick bag, no,
>gimme a blindfold, it's Pikachu!!!...Where did I get
>that junk?? It came to me!! Hehehe!!!...
>Destined: BETTER CHARACTERS!! NANANANANA!! Ash is just
>a dumb ass who can't put two and two together. If he
>could, then he'd give up on his shit ass quest, and
>shove all his spare pokeballs up his ass, and then
>break Pikachu's neck and leave him to be eaten by a
>Modokibetamon!! Speaking of which, a Modokibetamon
>could beat Pikachu, any day!! Pikachu should join
>digimon, to be frank, but he can't ...'cos he's gay
>with Ash, crap at fighting, and an all round SHIT
>CHARACTER WITH NO PERSONALITY!! Misty has no freakin'
>ambition in life, and Brock can go FUCK A CHICKEN!!
>Professor Oak will die, and Ash's mom can take care of
>her little baby when he comes home ...with a broken
>neck and covered in blood ...because Wormmon and
>Kunemon found him. No ...BOTAMON FOUND HIM AND KICKED
>HIS ASS!! HIS HUGE ASS WAS JUST THE PERFECT TARGET FOR
>BOTAMON TO KICK AND SEND TO HELL! DIE, ASH, DIE!! or
>go home.
>Digi: If Ash wants a new sister like Pikashit, why
>doesn't he just fuck his whore of a Mom and get a new
>daughter and a new sister!! And 'Destined', gimme some
>glory!! I'm better than Wormmon...oh, yeah, you don't
>know who I am...
>Pokemon can chew on a prick and lick a million
>muthafuckin' cocks per second!!! I'd rather my song be
>a motherfucking Gospel record!! I'd rather be a pussy
>whipped bitch, eat pussy and have pussy lips glued to
>my face and a clit ring in my nose, to quit givin' my
>flows!! Quit givin' me my ammo!!! Can't ya see why I'm
>so mean?? If you'd just leave me alone, this wouldn't
>be my M.O!!! I wouldn't have to go, Eenie Meenie
>Meinie Mo, catch a homo Pikachu by his toe- man I
>don't know no more!! Am I the only Fucking one who's
>normal any more?!!!
>Destined: Oh yeah, and since all my points on Digimon
>being better than pokemon (pokemon doesn't deserve a
>CAPITAL letter) are cleared up, I'm just going to
>rant, rant, rant!! First of all ... *begin song*
>PIKASHIT IS GAAAAAY!! GAY GAY GAY, LIKE A PIKASHIT!!
>HE WATCHES PORN AND EATS POPCORN, AND IS GAY WITH
>AAAASH!! Ash can get his ass kicked, Misty can be
>drowned, Brock can be stoned, Tracy can fuck Venonat,
>Tod can have his camera cracked on his own shitty
>head, Professor Oak can fuck Professor Ivy, and I
>personally don't care if Gary was chased and killed by
>a swarm of rabid butterflies!! AAAAALL POKEMON ...GO
>TO HELL! BYE BYE POKEMON, YOU ARE GAY! YOU CAN FUCK
>YOUR OWN TRAINERS, COS I DON'T CARE, BUT DIGIMON IS
>BETTER THAN POKEMON!! DIGIMON RULEZ! POKEMON DROOLZ!!
>TO HELL WITH POKEMON!! TO HELL, TO HELL! EVERYONE
>HATES POKEMON, COS ASH IS GAY, AND NO ONE LIKES
>POKEMON ANYWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!! *end of song*
>Help me, my sides are splitting!!! Who are you,
>Destined?? I like the way you think...
>WARNING: YOUR LIFE IS UNDER THREAT AND A SERIES OF
>ASSAULTS INVOLVING A NON-PHYSICAL ATTACK COULD OCCUR
>ON YOUR BODY!!
>BEWARE THE DEADLY PHENOMENON OF A THREAT, THAT IS
>DIGIMON!!!
>You're screwed, whatever your name is!!! No, not you
>Destined!! This minger who disses us like that!! What
>a loser-a gay, retarded loser!!!!!! My star is shining
>and my song is still NOT WRITTEN!!! *curses and throws
>tantrum*
>Destined: YOU WILL DIE IF YOU EVER GIVE AWAY YOUR
>ADDRESS OR REAL NAME ...cos it's not nice to diss
>Digimon. Anyway, you retarded ferret of a mother
>fucking whore face bitched up spasticated titwanking
>fuck up ...GO TO BLOODY HELL!! DIE, ROT, SHRIVEL, OR
>I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU MYSELF!! I EVEN SCARE DIGI NOW!!
>MUWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! DIE ALL POKEMON!!! BOG THE
>HELL OFF!!! GET OUTTA THIS FUCKIN' WORLD AND GO
>ELSEWHERE, WHERE YOUR BLOODY MERCHANDISE WON'T PRANCE
>AROUND NAKED WITH A CROSS MARKED OVER YOUR SEX
>ORGANS!!! DIE, DIE DIE!! KILL THEM ALL!! I HATE
>POKEMON!! I HATE IT!! I HATE IT!!! DIE DIE DIE!!
>POKEMON IS SHIIIIIIT!!! NOOOOO! CAN'T PUT UP WITH CRAP
>MUCH LONGER!! I'M MOVING TO THE DIGIWORLD! GOODBYE FOR
>EVER, YOU FUCKING SPASTICATED TITWANKING SON OF A
>BITCHING RETARDED SLUT FUCKING GAY TINKLE BONKER!!
>DIEEEE!! bye now, i'm moving to the digiworld so i can
>plot the mass murder of all things pokemon. enjoy your
>last few days of existance. and pikachu, don't fuck
>ash, you retarded prostitute.
>Digi: What was that crap about, you retarded
>dipshit??!!!! Who the fuck are you, Destined, you
>perverted whore?? Me?? Scared o' you??!!!!!! Pfft,
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's a good one...tell me
>this, bitch, if you're soooo psychicated and scary,
>what is my true identity in the form of a Digimon we
>once knew?? C'mon, brainiac, who am I, huh??
>Genai: Destined has moved to the Digiworld now, so
>unfortunately she can't reply to your statement, so
>she left you a note to answer all your questions. Here
>it is:
>'hey Digi,
>No matter how much you insult me, Digimon still rulez,
>we agree on that, right?'
>Also, Destined has found a gym leader from that shitty
>show, Pokemon, and she is currently murdering
>him/her/it. I always thought everything from pokemon
>was transexual. Over to you, Digi.
>Digi: You've all gone freaky now!!! I'm leavin' this
>joint for foooooooooood!!!!!!! Pokemon royally sucks,
>but, hey, cya!!!!
>Genai: *watches Digi leave, then turns* As you may
>have noticed, these two aren't really that keen on
>Pokemon. They both hope that you enjoyed reading this,
>especially if you like pokemon. I hope it will
>convince you to hate pokemon and watch digimon every
>day. Plus, there's new series 4 action figures!!
>*shows an action figure* Buy 'em all, or I'll send
>Digi and Destined after you!!
>Destined: Hey, Genai, thanx for delivering my note,
>and wos his face (the gym leader) is now Kunemon
>chow!! Okay, you stupid bastard who wrote that digimon
>sucks, answer this e-mail and see if you can come with
>any reasons as to why pokemon is better than digimon.
>If you can't, then give in to the fact that DIGIMON
>RULEZ!!! (oh yeah, go to www.teamflap.com ...you'll
>love it! ^-^)
>Until then ...Ja ne!!
>Digi: *Appears* HEY!!! WHO SAID YOU COULD END THIS
>NOW??? *Scoffs food* Ahm finishin' anyfin' to do wif a
>ledda on Pokemon succin', 'k?? AND I WANNA HAVE A
>SONG!!! GIMME A SONG!! *Stamps foot*
>Ja ne!!

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