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A black otter with ice blue eyes walks in, closely followed by a red squirrel with light blue eyes. The otter introduces herself. "Hi, my name is Moontouch Icebrink and this is my tavern. This here red squirrel is..." The red squirrel interupts, "...Mokkan Fireshadow." Moontouch gives her glare and begins again, "Well, welcome. This is a redwall based message board and that is all that is allowed to be posted, understand anyone. There will also be no cursing, spam, or sick talk, if you know what I mean." Mokkan interupts again, "Also, there will be no letting of other people down, making fun of sites, etc." "Well, I hope you enjoy." Both otter and squirrel bow politely and allow you to look around the tavern.
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Subject: Welcome one and all

Author:
Moontouch and Mokkan
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Date Posted: 14:50:10 07/14/01 Sat

*A black otter with ice blue eyes walks in followed by a hyper red squirrel*
Hello everybeast.
Before I welcome you all, I would like to go over the rules.
Well, there can't be any spamming, cursing or hurting others.
Any breaking of these rules will result in a warning.
If you get three warnings, you aren't allowed back.
Sorry about that.
Now, this board is for mostly battles but I know there are a lot of you who like to have nice conversations.
Feel free to.
Just abide by the rules.
*smiles broadly*
*Looks over to the red squirrel*
Is there anything that we missed Mokkan?
*The squirrel has her head to the side, sleeping, drooling and snoring uproarousily*
MOKKAN!
AM I THAT BORING THAT YOU CAN'T LISTEN TO ME FOR ONE MINUTE!
*The little squirrel wakes with a start*
What?
Oh, yeah yeah!
*The young otter slaps a paw to her forehead*
My goodness Mokkan.
They should of called you Slappy.
*The little squirrel starts jumping up and down clapping her paws together*
Yeah, my name's Slappy.
I can live up to my name too.
*Mokkan slaps her pal on the back, hard*
Ouch!
You are a little vermin!
*The squirrel grabs her tail and started strangling herself while trying to fight herself off*
*The otter starts giggling*
Mokkan!
I was just kidding you are a squirrel!
Oops...
I just violated my own rule didn't I.
*The squirrel replies with a huge smirck*
Yep!
*smiles at her friend*
*The squirrel pops a question*
Am I a screwy squirrel?
*Moontouch starts giggling again*
Yes you are.
You are so screwy you are now, Dumb Dumb Mokkan!
Well, now that everything is taken care of, I can welcome you all.
Welcome, Welcome to my tavern.
If anything else comes up, we can post a new message.
If you have any questions, email me!
I have my email address posted too.
HeeHee!
~From Moontouch the intelligent and dumb dumb Mokkan

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