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Date Posted: 11:33:28 01/08/00 Sat
Author: PREZ
Author Host/IP: host212-140-26-1.btinternet.com / 212.140.26.1
Subject: Your in!!!!
In reply to: Viscera (with Jacqueline) 's message, "I will storm my way to the very top of the EHWF ladder!!!!" on 10:27:52 01/08/00 Sat

> Chainsaw Chuck has just finished fighting Druid. The
> crowd are waiting for the next match, when the arena
> gos totally dark. There are flashes of lightning on
> the titan-tron. The crowd do not know what is
> happening.
>
> Suddenly music begins to play. They have never heard
> it before. The light's gradually come back on and
> focus on the ramp.
>
> Standing there is the WWF's 500lb monster Viscera with
> his arms folded, his white contact lenses sparkling.
> Slowly he walks towards the ring, and stops halfway
> down the aisle. He turns back to face the entrance and
> looks at it.
>
> Then, fireworks shoot out of the side of the entrance.
> Out walks Jacqueline, previously a member of PMS in
> the WWF.
> She walks to Viscera, and holds his hand. They both
> walkinto the ring.
>
> Viscera:
> EHWF, I am here.
>
> Jacqueline:
> And so am I. Now the two of us have been
> pretty unhappy in the WWF. You see, Vis was never a
> serious contendor for any titles. And I was constantly
> overlooked when I wanted to be the Womens Champion.
>
> Well that ain't gonna happen here because Jacqui and
> Vis are here to stay.
>
> Viscera:
> And the first one on my list on my quest for
> world domination is you Miss Kitty. The European
> Championship will be mine, because I challenge you to
> a match this coming Wednesday for it. I will squash
> you so that all the paramedics will have to scrape you
> off the bottom of the ring.
>
> Jacqueline:
> And Kitty-Crap. You will be one girl I will
> have to beat to become the top dog in the woman's
> Division.
> Kitty, I am one pretty mean sister!!!
>
> Viscera:
> That belt will be mine!!!!!

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