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Date Posted: 11:51:59 02/09/00 Wed
Author: White Devil
Subject: Jake Blade, Eclipse, Dudley Boyz, Mark Dunn, Battle Royal


{An HWF show has just opened up with the commentators bablbing on about Redemption. Come As You Are plays over the PA system and the crowd boo very loudly. White Devil walks down the ramp with a baseball bat. He climbs into the ring, and grabs a mic}



White Devil : Shut up you boring old farts ! These people didn't come here to see you two old goons going on about something in the past ! They came here to see me. {crowd boo} Boo all you want, it aint gonna suddenly change my attitude, cos I don't give a fuck what you idiots think.

First things first. I hear this stupid poofter Jake Blade coming out here and running his mouth. Who the hell does he think he is ? He comes out here and blabs about how he beat IcE, how he doesn't want a Hell in a Cell match with me. He wants a Japenese Death Match. Fine with me. But how about we make it a best out of three contest ? You get your Japenese Death Match, and I name the two other matches ? Do you have the bollocks for that ? It's not f'n likely, but if you're gonna play with matches you're gonna get burned, so if you have the guts you'll do these two matches as well.
Number One - A Devil's Dance. Basically we just keep going at it, until one of us, or in reality you, can't keep going. You could call it a last man breathin match.
Number Two - A Hells Rules Match. Even your uneducated ass should know what this is, so I'm not gonna bother explaing it. There probably wont be any need for it, cos I'm gonna beat your ass in the first two matches anyway. But when you lose, please do NOT go crying to your Mummy when you get your ass beat, like you always do.

Now there seems to be two gimps that seem to be having problems with the Devil. The D..D..D..D..Dudley Boyz. You've got some nerve coming out at the PPV, and costing me the title which should be mine. And Eclipse has got to be joking, thinking that he can get away with beating on the Devil at Redemption. Eclipse, you'll be later. Now back to the Twat Boyz. That's two matches in a row that you've cost me. I had Road Dogg beat on Monday, but you had to stick your noses in and distact me. Nevermind, cos I Pitchforked your two slapnut asses. I have a little suprise in store for you two fanny wobbers in oline for Thursday. But I'm gonna challenge you to a tag team match for next Monday Night. You two againts me and a partner of my choice. How about it ? Or are you too pussy ?

Also I want to issue a challenge to Mark Dunn. A Hardcore Title shot, in any match, at any time. Are you game ? I think it's fair, seeing as I was screwed out of my shot by the Dudleyz at Redemption. Do you have what it takes to put the Devil away ? We''l see. If you've got the testicular fortitude to accept the challenge.

I've been thinking. Why is it called a Battle Royal ? And I came to only one conclusion. It's because, I'm gonna give everyone in it a Royal Caneing. I don't care who's in it. I'm still gonna kick their asses all over the ring, and then throw the nobbs out. First on the list for elimination is all of your precious boring babyfaces. {crowd boo} Can't you face the grim realisation that your heros are nothing but worthless pillocks like you lot are ? {crowd boo} HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. And with 666 between his horns GO TO HELL !!!


{Come As You Are plays as White Devil exits up the ramp to a defening sound of boos, shouting at the fans as he walks past}

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