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Date Posted: 19:33:30 02/09/00 Wed
Author: Jay Man w/ Hardcore Jay
Subject: Talking on tomorrow night ( Joker and Balla )



[ Scene opens up in the HWF locker room where Team Extreme stands by the exit door holding their Singapore Cane's along with their bags as they are about to leave the arena. ]

Hardcore Jay: You know it had just dawned on us that we havent had that much of enough time to talk about what Team Extreme is going to be doing for tomorrow night.... Well its very simple with what im doing tomorrow night, because you see.... Tomorrow night the Hardcore Icon has a big matchup against the funny man himself, thats right you guessed it, i have to fight Joker tomorrow night in a Junkyard Brawl... Well Joker, you know in my mind, i am happy that i get this chance to fight you tomorrow night.... I just love to think now about all the f*cking carnage that im going to do to you tomorrow night.... Im just tingling all over about this.... And Joker.... In just 24 more hours, you will be involved in yet another type of match where anything can happen to you at anytime..... And thinking about that, well lets just say that it really jacks me up you know what i mean.... Because not only do i get to f*cking destroy your ass, but i get to show the world, that your not the man that you claim to be.... Your not the least bit Hardcore, and you sure as hell are not a Hardcore Icon like myself.... So obviously tomorrow night, your ass is not going to last for atleast 10 damn minutes with me in a Junkyard nonetheless..... So why is it that i have accepted this match you ask Joker, its simply because i am going to prove once and for all that i am without a doubt equal, and halfway better than you will ever be.... You know you call yourself the Joker, well you know something Joker.... This isnt a damn situation to be laughing about, because you are 24 hours, you got that, you are 24 hours away from the most embarassing moment of your entire career here in the HWF, because in that Junkyard tomorrow night... Not only am i going to take your life Joker, but im also going to be taking everything that you have ever worked for here in the HWF, and with only one swift blow.... It will all be blown away infront of your very eyes Joker.... Now do you think thats funny Joker, do you think you could just die of laughter from that.... Well let me tell you this Joker that really makes me wanna just laugh my ass off... Tomorrow night, the Hardcore Icon is going to be beating you to a bloody pulp, and when the stage is set and done, the Junkyard is going to become your new home, because after the Hardcore Drop is going to be placed on you Joker..... Your going to have alot of damn problems with picking your ass up and walking out of their.... So if you dont want that to happen Joker, then you can do one of two things.... Dont show up, or show up and f*cking make sure i dont catch your ass..... But either way Joker.... The Hardcore Icon one way or another is going to take you by that little dumb hat of yours.... And he is going to, with one swift punch, knock that silly grin off of your face and then place you in the most hardcorrest moves the HWF fans and superstars have ever seen.... The Hardcore Drop.... And then afterwards.... It is on to the 1,2,3.... And then Joker.... You will see.... That the Hardcore Icon wasnt joking around.....

Jay Man: You know thats all well and good fun for you Jay.... But you see i do believe that im going to be having the funnest time tomorrow night when i get my hands around one of the problems that the Establishment is having, and that problem is that no talented son of a bitch by the name of Balla.... Now Balla, it was nice to hear your little bits and pieces of congratulations when i won the World Title back at Hardcore Thursday a week ago... But you see Balla.... You made the one mistake, and that is to talk about Mankind as if he were a damn sorry loser... Well im here to tell you this for the last time Balla.... I did not deserve that title after what the NWD did to Mankind... It felt good for when i never knew about it, and then when i took a look at the footage, all of those tears of joy just didnt matter anymore, because of what i saw.... Then you wanna come to Redemption "99" and threaten to take that World title away from me, well i told you, just the same as Mankind told you.... We both told you that neither you, or Joker were going to walk out with the World Title strapped around your waist's and it looks as though we were right... And now Balla..... You and i get to step back into this Hell In A Cell tomorrow night.... And all i can ask you Balla is, are you ready.... Are you ready Balla, for all the pain, and the torture that is going to be strucken apon you by the Hardcore Machine..... Are you ready Balla, to have a one half Tag Team champion..... A former three time Hardcore Tag Team champion... A former two time Hardcore champion... A former two time Internet champion.... A FORMER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!! ARE YOU READY BALLA, FOR WHEN I COME DOWN TO THAT RING TOMORROW NIGHT, AND I KICK YOUR ASS!!!!! I DONT THINK SO!!!!!

[ Scene: Team Extreme then walk out of the door and walks down the parking lot as Jay Man keeps talking. ]

Jay Man: Bottom line Balla.... Tomorrow night nothing is going to save you, not even a damn prayer to the big man above.... You see the big man doesnt give a damn about you Balla.... The only thing that could care about you would probably be the woman that had gave you life, but maybe not.... Now i can go on about how i am better than you Balla, but id rather just tell you like it is... Tomorrow night, in the Hell In A Cell match, where the truth shall come out about who the better man is.... There is no damn doubt in my mind, that your looking at the better man.... And since being the better man that i am, Balla tomorrow night the Hardcore Machine is going to do whatever it takes to make you suffer pain and torture, and after thats overwith, then im just going to repeat it, and repeat it, and repeat it, over, and over again.... And if you think that im just messing with you Balla, then just take a look into these eyes right now Balla.... Now do you think that this is the face, and the eyes of a man that is f*cking around.... I think not Balla... Plain and simple Balla, i am going to f*cking kill your ass tomorrow night in that Hell In A Cell, and there isnt really a damn thing that you can do about it.... And tell him and all the rest why Jay...

Hardcore Jay: It's because we arent just the coolest.... We arent just the best.... We are just hard f*cking core...

[ Scene fades out as Team Extreme gets in their car, turns the radio up as the people in the parking lot can hear the music of Enter Sandman by Metallica as they then speed off into the night. ]

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