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Date Posted: 17:51:25 02/10/00 Thu
Author: McBain
Subject: Nice theme but you suck!
In reply to: MARK BALDWIN 's message, "Is DEADBOLT Dead?" on 15:54:57 02/10/00 Thu

> "Southtown" by POD blasts through the arena & now the
> fans know definitely know to boo! Out from the
> curtains, comes the handsome, well built, & very
> talented wrestler Mark Baldwin! Mark Baldwin is doning
> his usual black & gold sunglasses and a new and
> obviously expensive red & gold long sleeve button up
> shirt & black slacks. The new shirt was clean & very
> presentable when Baldwin was at the top of the ramp
> but as he now stands in the ring it is soaked in beer
> from from the HWF fan's projectiles!
>
> Mark Baldwin: I should have known HWF fans would not
> respect a refined, handsome, & true wrestler! No, no,
> no, you would much rather cheer on a group of thugs or
> a demented, deformed, World Champion! But that's not
> what Mark Baldwin is here to talk about, no I'm here
> to talk about a big punkass who is afraid to step in
> the ring with the supreme wrestling machine, the
> fastest rising star in the HWF today, me Mark Baldwin!
> I'm talking about a wrestler named deadbolt who has
> yet to answer my challenge, now I'd like to think that
> you came to the HWF to wrestle, well my large & stupid
> friend you've got to get in a match to wrestle, and
> you've got to accept my challenge to wrestle! Now I
> understand that you might be a little frightened or
> intimidated by a wrestler like me, hell if I were I'd
> shittin' my pants at the thought of being in the same
> arena with me! So if you are truly scared of being
> dumped on your head & embarassed in your first match
> with me then I will certainly pass over you on my way
> to the top of the HWF, but make no mistake about it I
> will come back for you later! So president I'd like to
> ask you favor if Deadbolt does not accept my challenge
> for Monday then please throw me in there with another
> poor HWF fool who will be sacrificed & become victim
> #1, beginning a long list of Mark Baldwin victims who
> stepped on the train tracks when the Northstar
> locomotive was comin' through!
>
> (Mark Baldwin exits the ring ignoring the boos from
> the fans)

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