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Date Posted: 05:06:50 02/11/00 Fri
Author: MARK BALDWIN
Subject: The ascension begins...

"Southtown" by POD blasts out to the arena through the PA and the fans immediately began a chant of “asshole”! Once again out walks the handsome Mark Baldwin in a new shiny blue t-shirt, the fans are throwing empty cups now since it is almost the end of the show & they’ve already drunk all their beer! The empty cups do not effect this mighty man, as he rips down anti-Baldwin signs held up by excited front row seat fans! Mark Baldwin has managed to piss off many fans in his short time here in the HWF!

Mark Baldwin: Well right aft…(the fans booing prevents him from speaking) Shuuuut up! I’ve got better things to do than kiss your fat, drunken *****!…Now as I was saying, right after my last electrifying interview just a few hours ago I decided to check out
Monday night’s card & wow, the president did the smartest thing since signing me, I Mark Baldwin will be making my HWF debut Monday Night in a four-way hardcore rules match, what better way to kick off the hottest show in all of wrestling than to showcase the talents of the hottest rising wrestler in the HWF today Mark Baldwin! Now I’m gonna go ahead admit that hardcore rules is not me best type of match, but I guarantee that I will rip apart those three beef smackers on my worst day! Here let me show the HWF fans why I will win even before I step into the ring with these three jackoffs, now I know I’m facing three other wrestlers but I can’t seem to remember exactly who they are, hold on, I think I have it written down somewhere hold on…

(reaches into his shirt pocket & pulls out a small white index card & begins reading it)

Hmm lets see who is this? Ah yes, Skids! Hold on, no that’s not right oh ok, Streex! Wow I really messed that one up! Ok Streex let’s take a look at this guy, in his first interview he actually challenged the World champion to three-way match-up, this guy really knows how to get ahead in a federation…
(whispers under his breath…fucking idiot)
And who else will I be facing? oh yes it’s ah some guy named Jix. Who’s Jix? Oh wait no I think it’s GX, anyway this guy also had the nerve to challenge the champion in his first interview! This guy shows great intelligence & really knows how to earn respect here in the HWF!
Then who else. Well uh, um, well it doesn’t really matter (throws card over his shoulder) nope it doesn’t matter at all because whoever isn’t going to last too long against the Northstar! Come Monday the saga will begin, I’ve got that match all scouted out & locked up, & on Monday the greatest saga in the HWF will begin, Mark Baldwin will begin ascending the HWF ladder on his way to someday becoming your proud, valiant, & charismatic champion!

(Mark Baldwin exits quite confident about his chances on Monday Night)

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