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Date Posted: 19:58:36 02/11/00 Fri
Author: Mark Dunn
Subject: Im BAAACCCKKKK!!


{The camera show's Hostile Youth Versus Streex. Then suddenly the lights dim and the words Survive If I Let you are heard over the PA. The crowd pops as 'Survive If I Let You' begins to play. After a few seconds out walks Mark Dunn with his Hardcore Title in his hand. Mark Dunn holds it high into the air to a huge pop, Dunn slides into the ring and puts the title onto the turnbuckle. Hostile Youth goes for a spear but Dunn reverses and plants him with The Reckoning. Streex then runs and goes for a clothesline but Dunn ducks. Dunn grabs Streex and then whips back! Dunn then applies The 'Fully Loaded' on Streex. Dunn holds tightens his grip and Streex begins to cough up blood. Dunn lets go on the Fully Loaded and then rolls to his feet. Dunn grabs a mic from the ring announcer and raises it to his lips.}



Dunn: The Human Suplex Machine has once again showed you all he can take out the losers and jobbers of HWF. Hostile Youth and Streex you two guys are the worst HWF has to over and you just got taken out by the best HWF has to offer. Now that is not what I came out here to talk to you all about, I came out here to talk about some important business. Now less then a week ago I successfully retained my Hardcore Title against four pricks and a now stablemate of mine. I told you all that I would not loose this Hardcore Title to a bunch of pathetic non-hardcore wrestlers. I dominated the majority of the match and ended up destroying every other punk in the match. Nobody even stood a chance wrestling against me especially since my title was on the line. Nobody is going to take away this title from me, I am going to stay the hardcore champion for a very long time. Now this punk named Cactus Jack thinks he can beat me for my hardcore title! Cactus Jack, your nothing but a old-never going to be hardcore champion- never was hardcore punk ass who will never e-e-ever beat Mark Dunn. You may be known has The King Of Hardcore over in japan like 10 years ago but that is in the past. The past is history and nobody cares about history. You haven't done a hardcore move since your return to HWF, the only one was maybe at the Redemption 00 PPV where you tried a move on Nyte Ryda and you both fell threw the scaffold onto the ground. Cactus Jack you will never be able to beat me, and especially not if it's a match where my title is on the line. Cactus Jack, I am more hardcore then you ever were and ever will be. Cactus Jack, I accept your stipulation for The Hardcore Title in the Japanese DeathMatch. Cactus Jack, when this match happens your going to learn you will not be able to run with the Hardcore Champion. Cactus Jack, I wouldn't be surprised if I snapped your back in half with a single Mark Dunn suplex. Once the bell rings and the crowd begins to cheer my body will full of adrenaline and your body will be full of well my fist. I am the true king of extreme, I am more extreme then Undertaken, Raven, Vampiro, Mankind, Extreme and all the others who claimed they were hardcore. I am the most Hardcore wrestler HWF has ever had. Nobody will ever be able to compete with the greatness I have. Cactus Jack, you don't even have a quarter of the ability I have!


Mark Dunn rolls Hostile Youth and Streex out of the ring and then stands on the second rope.


Mark Dunn: Now this goes out to all these new guys who are trying to get a peice of Mark Dunn's title. Now GX and Scorpion you guy's actually think you can beat me?! Haha I find that very funny becuase that is something that is never going to happen. First off GX you all around just suck, your promo's and wrestling skills are nothing to brag about. Infact they are both things to be ashamed about, your something to be ashamed about. Considering you will never win a title in HWF then I have nothing to worry about. Now Scorpion, the new kind of uncreative gimmicks next to White Devil. You guys kind of actually have the same gimmick except White Devil's is just a bit more original. Now Scorpion, your basically a HWF version of Sting. Same gimmick, same finisher and practically same everything. Well except his theme music is actually pretty good and as for you Kid Cock and Enema is not a very good duo. Scorpion, your anything but hardcore. Wow you defeated Jason Williams or some whack like that and then some other jobber like Streex. Scorpion just becuase you defeated those two guys doesnt automatically mean you can take this title away from me. Scorpion your going to have to earn a shot at this title and the same goes for Mark Baldwin. Mark Baldwin, your just about one of the crappiest guys in HWF. Your right down there at the bottom with Streex, and White Devil. So you three prove yourselves and then we will see who actually deserves a shot against the 'Human Suplex Machine'! Now Jay Man and Hardcore Jay also known as Team Extreme. You guys are the former hardcore tag team champions and on Monday your facing the IC Champion and one half of the Hardcore Tag Champions Nyte Ryda and the Hardcore Champion, Mark Dunn. This tag-team is definetly hardcore, infact we are Extreme. Even though Ryda and myself didn't get along in the past but on Sunday we put aside our differences and joined sides. Now Team Extreme two members of the crappy Establishment, I also find this funny that you guys are trying to be hardcore bad-asses but your on team kiss ass. Jay Man, the shortest reigning World Champion in history of HWF, I will start off with you. The only reason your 'over' with the crowd is becuase they feel bad your still a jobber after 10 months. *Suddenly the crowd chants RE-SPECT!!* Haha Respect This! *Dunn flicks off the crowd* Now back to Jay Man and how crappy he is. Jay Man, your just about as creative as Scorpion is. But since that isn't very important then I might as well just jump to how pathetic your wrestling skills are. Jay Man, you think your extreme just becuase you carry a kendu stick down to the ring and smack people over the skull with it?! Hell no, that just makes you a big pussie, and afraid of actual hardcore fighting. A kendu stick is the most over used weapon by 'hardcore' wrestlers. Infact it is actually pretty stupid, it's a stupid bamboo stick tightened together by something and used to smack people. How about I go grab some twigs and tie them together, then maybe I will have a real original hardcore weapon. Jay Man, I will show you what hardcore is all about and trust me you qualify under none of the mandatory guidelines. Everybody thinks your hardcore becuase all the 'hardcore' wrestlers you have faced are pathetic, but that is also why you have never faced me. I am infact too hardcore to wrestle you Jay Man, infact I am also to hardcore to wrestle any body in this damn federation. Hardcore Jay, that also means your un-original gimmick ass. Hardcore Jay, you and your brother are basically the most unoriginal tag-team in the history of HWF. Hardcore Jay, your just slightly more pathetic then your brother. It has been like 7 months for you and yet you have still not held the World Heavyweight Championship. Infact I don't believe you have held higher then the TV/European Title division. Well atleast your brother experienced his fifteen minutes of fame but now that time has all come and passed. You two guys are going to be screaming I Quit so loud that everybody in the arena can feel your pain. Hardcore Jay and Jay Man you can both prepare to get the taste knocked out of your mouths and get the hell knocked right out of you! Team Extreme prepare to meet your fate!


Mark Dunn steps down off the second rope and then leans against the turnbuckle


Mark Dunn: Now this goes out to Mr. Insane Corey Lane, you actually think you can come into HWF and claim your the true hardcore technician. Lane that to me is pure bullsh*t, we will see how much of a hardcore technician you are once you go one on one with me. So Mr. Insane Corey Lane don't say your going to be the top hardcore superstar becuase Lane your never going to get past me! Beat Me If You Can, Survive If I Let You!


{'Survive If I Let You' plays over the PA system and then Mark Dunn walks to the back with his hardcore title over his shoulder.}



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