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Date Posted: 16:18:42 02/13/00 Sun
Author: Team Extreme
Subject: Dunn, and Ryda, you boys are going to be out of commision

[ Scene fades over into the HWF locker room where Hardcore Jay and Jay Man are sitting down on their leather couch as they watch a couple of matches on the television of Mark Dunn and Nyte Ryda as a cameraman walks into the room. As the cameraman gets a closer look, he can see the bruises, welts, and cuts that Hardcore Jay suffered at the hands of Joker in the Junkyard last Thursday night. As Jay Man looks over, he signals the cameraman to come over to where they can look into the camera, and as he does so, he begins to speak. ]

Jay Man: Now as far as these guy's in the back, that say that were going to lose tomorrow night because the Establishment is losing at a fifty percent level, and Hardcore Jay is a little banged up from last week, all we can really say is that tomorrow night in the I Quit match against Dunn and Ryda, all we can say is that Team Extreme no matter how bad we are banged up, we are going to seriously kick some ass in that ring tomorrow night, because thats what Team Extreme does best, and tomorrow night Mark Dunn, and Nyte Ryda.... You boys are going to need to bring all the damn artillary you can find in the back, because its going to take a hell of alot more than wrestling to take us out... Now i know that my brother is a little bit hurt from last week, but nonetheless, he is going to walk down the aisle and get into that ring and forget about the pain in his body, because he is going to help Team Extreme to the victory that we will be getting tomorrow night.... Now Nyte Ryda and Mark Dunn.... You both are great competitors in the HWF, i will give you that, but you both have got to be joking when you both say that tomorrow night you boys are going to shine like the sun and kick our asses.... Now i just definately find that very damn funny because of the fact that you boys dont know what your getting yourselves into.... There is not a single doubt in my mind, that tomorrow night you boys will be making one of us tap, because we are two of the most toughest sons a bitches in this sport today, and we can hold out as long as we can in one of your pathetic little submissions, but if some of you all can remember how quickly an opponent of mine tapped out when i applied the Jay Man Death Lock in my first ever I Quit match here in the HWF.... Well you all can take that move into consideration because i guarendamntee you that you all will be seeing it again tomorrow night on either Dunn or Ryda...

Hardcore Jay: You know Ryda and Dunn, you talk about being Extreme, you talk about being Hardcore... Well me and my brother both know about being Hardcore because thats what we are, and thats what we do, and in less than twenty-four hours boys, i swear to you that you all will be begging for us to stop beating the hell out of you two.... You boys arent going to even walk out of the ring tomorrow night, you will be carried, get it, carried out of the ring.... Because were going to break your legs... Were going to make you bleed, and we sure as hell are going to make you tap out, because Team Extreme is just to damn good for the both of you, and tomorrow night without a shadow of a doubt, were going to be making the both of you tap out, because the two of us, were sick and tired of having the Establishment, look like were nothing but a bunch of old assholes with a tube hanging out of our asses and losing to guys like you.... So tomorrow night were going to show the two of you that were not that, but tomorrow night we will be showing you that we are just a couple of Hardcore men, that is going to take the two of you down to Hardcore City, and by god its not going to be pretty...

Jay Man: Whoa calm down bro.... You know and i know that tomorrow night were going to take these boys out, but you know what, i dont think for one second that they believe us.... Well thats ok Dunn and Ryda, because tomorrow night it will be time for the two of you to fall down to the Establishment, as two of its best damn fighters walk into the ring, do some ass kicking and prove once again to the fans that nobody, and i mean NOBODY!!!! Can withstand the powers of the Hardcore Icon, and the Hardcore Machine....

[ Scene: Jay Man takes the clicker and turns off the t.v. ]

Jay Man: You know Mark Dunn and Nyte Ryda, you boys just dont understand the fact that you are dealing with the wrong people here.... You boys are dealing with two guys that have held the Hardcore Tag Team title on three occasions.... Your dealing with a team that have held the Hardcore title, more times than one.... And you say that your going to take us out tomorrow night....

[ Scene: Jay Man makes a buzzer sound and then says wrong. ]

Jay Man: Tomorrow night boys, Team Extreme is going to show the entire world that you boys are nothing but a worthless bunch of pathetic pieces of trash, that have crawled out of the gutter you have came from, and you say that your going to take out a couple of guys from the streets, that have lived and breathed Hardcore since the day they were born.... You think that just because you punks are a team with a Hardcore title, and a Hardcore Tag Team title around your waist's, that you can actually walk down the aisle, talk infront of the Hardcore fans and say that Team Extreme is going to be the ones getting there asses beat, well boys right now just take twenty seconds out of your miserable lives, and listen to what the fans think of the two of you....

[ Scene: Jay Man stops talking and he hears the fans chanting assholes and after ten seconds, he begins to speak again. ]

Jay Man: Now is it just me, or did i hear the fans calling the two of you assholes.... Well you know something boys, the fans are right... But tomorrow night, were going to make them say something else when we beat the living hell out of you, now instead of calling you boys assholes, they will instead be calling you jobbers.... Because thats all that you boys are, nothing but jobbers, and tomorrow night, the fans will know that your just that, because Team Extreme will be making you look like jobbers, because Team Extreme, is going to prove to you....

Hardcore Jay: That were not just the coolest, were not just the best, but were just HARD F*CKING CORE!!!!!

[ Scene fades out as the cameraman gets shoved out the door by Jay Man as Hardcore Jay gets busy with taping up his ribs. ]

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