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Date Posted: 13:05:23 02/07/00 Mon
Author: MaXiM ReaLiTy
Subject: Everyone Read!

{Inside one of the many HWF places where Monday Night Wars and Hardcore Thursdays take place, Maxim Reality is awaiting the arrival of the new Prime Time Playaz. A camera crew scheduled to meet with Maxim enters the PTP Locker Room and begin to speak ask Maxim questions.}

HWF Reporter: Maxim Reality, last night at Redemption '00 you lost your title to Corey Reznor. And a lot of other amazing things occurred at the pay-per view. What are your thoughts on all of it?

Maxim Reality: Well as everyone saw, I lost to Corey Reznor yet again. I'm starting to feel fucking pathetic! But I'm gonna have to deal with it. Unlike Vandal, I'm not gonna complain after losing my match like a little bitch; that's not my style. But believe me, Corey, you can't beat me every time we face off because one of these days, your time will come to lose to me. And it's not gonna be pretty. Now for all of you that noticed, this means Maxim Reality is title-less. But don't you people worry because at Hardcore Thursday the match for the self-titled belt will include none other than me! Now I'm not saying there won't be anyone capable of beating me, I'm sure someone has a chance. Especially Nyte Ryda, maybe Cactus Jack, and possibly Jake Blade. These are the three I'm only a little bit worried about. But I'll talk about that match some other time because a lot of amazing shit happened at Redemption last night. Personally, despite my loss, I thought it was the HWF's best pay-per view. We had the first World Champion, Shawn Micheals return to the federation. Team Extreme won the Tag Titles from 2 Extreme. And most other people retained their titles. As for one of my favorite parts, Blue Devil made his triumphant return to the HWF. Maybe he didn't win the match for the Hardcore Title, but he put up one helluva match. And then later on, it was revealed to everyone that the 'Human Suplex Machine' Mark Dunn joined up with the PTP. Now our roster is as follows: Balla, Nyte Ryda, Maxim Reality, Blue Devil, and Mark Dunn. But I ain't done yet! In a fantastic main event, Mankind regained the World gold. But you can bet that the World Title will be back with us soon. And when all the HWF stables came to the ring for a huge brawl something unexpected happened. The Masked Man, otherwise known as the Prez' bodyguard, turned on the Establishment. After beating the shit out of all of them, his mask was removed and it was none other than C-Rock!! One of the greatest superstars to ever grace the HWF, made his return in amazing fashion. This is what makes us such an excellent stable. We don't have, we OWN the element of surprise! No one saw this move coming, hell, some of the Players didn't even know! And that's what makes us so powerful! Now our roster is this: Balla, C-Rock, Nyte Ryda, Maxim Reality, Blue Devil, and Mark Dunn. Hell, we're even stronger than we were when we first formed! We've got the master of the Decapitator, the big-man who is the best at laying the SmackDown, the man giving the Wake Up call to every moron who doesn't respect him, the Extreme Technician, the who delivers the Forks Up better than anyone in the business, and the Human Suplex Machine himself! Now people always come up to me saying stupid shit like "Maxim, what's it like being the only white guy in a stable?" And of course, I always respond with "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!". You actually think I give a damn if I'm white and all my fellow PTP are black? It makes no difference whatsoever to me or any of my boys. Our relationship isn't based on skin color, it's based on two things: respect and friendship. And of every stable in this business' history, we are the most closely knit group of wrestlers you've ever encountered. Nothing will ever come between us, not titles, money, or women. Like this Thursday, me and Nyte Ryda are gonna be going for the self-titled belt at the same time. Now we are both gonna try our hardest to win this match, but no matter what the outcome of the match-up, we'll still be allies and the closest of friends. So for anyone who thinks I shouldn't be in this stable just say something, and I've got five guys who are dying to tell you different!!

HWF Reporter: Also, tonite you are facing the originator of the New World DisOrder, Ryan McBain. What do you have to say about that?

{Maxim begins unpacking his wrestling gear and begins speaking about McBain.}

Maxim Reality: Well, tonite, as you said, I am supposed to be fighting Ryan McBain in a Bunkhouse Brawl. First of all, McBain, we've never faced off in singles matches. We fought once or twice in Tag Team action and I'm pretty sure my side won! And since this main event will be our first match, I'd like to make it special. In other words, I'm gonna hurt you big time! Reznor fucked my shit up last night, so tonite I'm gonna take your ass out! So far my record with Bunkhouse Brawls is 1-1. I beat Seb Richer's ass and lost to Reznor last night. But our match last night was supposed to be a boiler room brawl, but the booking was changed. Anyways, I'm gonna improve my record with this match by beating your ass. After Cactus Jack nailed you with a nasty elbow through an announcer's table, you can't be in too good of shape. As for me, the only vicious move I was hit with was Reznor's Rage, but it was a helluva sloppy one. Now McBain, you and I entered this federation at pretty much the same time, but somehow you got a better push than I did. You've won the Intercontinental Title several times and won a few Tag Titles. But all those pushes and easier booking stops now! Because you are facing off against none other than Maxim fucking Reality! And I'm gonna savor every second I kick your ass! Due to booking this match might have not occurred, but luckily I've been given the chance to get into the ring with you one on one. And believe me it's not gonna be pretty. Your Senton Bomb may be impressive, but it doesn't have nearly as much impact as the Thunkshock! You're gonna have to bring your best game possible tonite because I am so intense right now it's not even funny! Out of all the matches I've fought in, Bunkhouse Brawls I think are some of the most challenging. And that's exactly why I wrestle in them! I am always ready for any type of challenge possible. And I'm not saying that you yourself won't provide a sufficient challenge, all I'm saying is that the more challenging it is, the more I like it. It makes getting a victory more enjoyable. McBain, you are quite an athlete I'll admit. But you're not that bright. Ya see, people like Joker, Jake Blade, and Reznor are the kind of people I hate. And if you don't wanna be on my bad side, then you don't wanna align yourself with these punks. Because my bad side is a place you don't wanna be!! Last night, at Redemption, I fucked up big time. I promised my fans I'd beat Reznor, but I didn't. And from now on, there will be no more broken promises to these people who enjoy watching me kick ass. From now on I'm gonna win the matches I think I can win. And tonite, I know I can win! And this is to all of the fans out there, if you find that I'm not pleasing to watch anymore, by all means, stop watching me wrestle. Because, to me, if I'm not giving the fans what they want, then I don't belong in that ring.

HWF Reporter: Speaking of fans, many people have been wondering what has been going on in your personal life. There are a few women here and there who find you attractive and are wondering what your marital status is?

{Maxim laughs and thinks about how he wants to answer.}

Maxim Reality: Well the truth is, there is someone very important to me right now. She and I have been "together" for some time now and we're just taking things slow. I was thinking she could be my valet to my matches, but I think the Hardcore Wrestling Federation is way too dangerous for her to get involved in any way whatsoever. So she's just gonna be staying in our apartment while I'm away on business. I'll tell you all more later, but for now I hope that answers your question.

HWF Reporter: Yes it does. Thank you very much. Now before we go any last thoughts?

Maxim Reality: I just hope McBain is ready for tonite. Because I am ready for every single thing he plans on dishing out. As a matter of fact, I have already planned out how I wanna finish this match off. First of all, I'm gonna give him the Switchback, which is a powerbomb turned into a Diamond Cutter. And then I will deliver the Thundershock off the top rope onto his ankle. Yes, his ankle. After that, I am gonna wrap his entire leg in barbed wire and I'm gonna strap his foot into a Taste Of Reality! If he isn't knocked out, then he'll be tapping like crazy hoping I let go so he can walk afterwards. And since I think you are an amazing athlete, I am gonna let you survive this match-up, McBain. I'm not gonna cripple you like I originally wanted to, but I am gonna give you the hurting you have always deserved. Whatever bad things Cactus Jack and Nyte Ryda did to you last night, expect me to do them 10 times worse! Tonite, I show you why I am known throughout the world as the ExTrEmE TeChNiCiAn!! Because I am the one, the only, and soon to be legendary, Maxim fucking Reality!!

HWF Reporter: Whoa, well now before we go, what is your final prediction for your match-up?

{Maxim gets very serious and looks right into the camera.}

Maxim Reality: PAIN!

{The camera crew begins packing up and they thank Maxim for his time. The scene ends with Maxim beginning to suit up and Mark Dunn meeting him in the locker room.}


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