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McBain: Nashville, can ya'll make some noise! *Crowd Cheers Unaware McBain is making fun of them* Haha, we got some really slow people here tonight. Oh yea by the way Gumdrop and Kid Havoc the Prez wanted me to tell both of you that your fired! Now seeing as though so many people have been asking me questions as of late I will just answer them all now. Now Jake Blade, Reznor knows this guy better then I do but I still have seen him wrestle. I have never wrestled against him or on his side. But just like Reznor said, Blade is a crazy little highflying maniac. So yea Im cool with having Blade in the New World DisOrder. Now since the talk is of the re-formation of Corporation I might as well give a little more input of mine. I know that this whole thing is a bad idea. It's only a group of four old guys and a Masked Jobber trying to revive their pathetic careers. Masked Jobber, this is a bad way for you to start off in HWF joining the Establishment. They are nothing but old pathetic washed up wanna be hardcore losers, and the whole Establishment combined doesn't even equal one fourth of the NWD's talent. Reznor, summed it up perfect about Team Extreme and their lame as hell promo's. All they do is yell and try to look like a couple of badd-ass's when they are only a couple of lame-ass's. You guy's have been in HWF what? For over nine months and yet you haven't even won a damn title higher then the European Title. You guys are pathetic, your like the definition of pathetic. The only reason people like you are becuase they are sympathetic for jobbers like you. Nobody really care's if you stay in HWF or you leave and go elsewhere. Nobody out here wants to see two overweight guys, walk out here with a kendu stick and a beer. But I could have sworn I have seen this exact gimmick somewhere else. Then there's the guys who are the definition of old, Manlove and Cactus Sack. It's actually kind of surprising that you guys are still walking. Well that's only becuase you haven't been one on one with 2 Extreme. If that were to happen then you would no longer be walking much less breathing. I'm actually going to enjoy the main even thursday. In Barbwire Laddder Match for the World Title we have The Slow Fat Guy Manlove Versus The Worst Promo Cutter in the business Gay Man! It's actually going to be fun seeing Establishment member facing Establishment member. I just want to see Jay Man smack the kendu stick over Mankind's skull. That will be a sight to see, now also for my infamous Thursday Predictions McBain Style! In the opening match well who really cares about this. There's Eclipse, Gum, White Devil, Rock, Plague and Mota. This match has got to be the worst of the night so Im going to go with White Jobber err I mean Devil. Then the bikini match-up, Stacy Vs Valerie. Seeing as though Stacy has the bigger puppies I am going to go with her for the win! Then in the Japanese Deathmatch Seb Richer Vs Nyte Ryda Vs Jake Blade. Well Seb Richer is not even in my mind of winning the match so I'm going with fellow stablemate Jake Blade. Becuase he is a high flyer and he is at 100% unlike the other two who have just been threw tough matches. The Dog Collar Match is going to be Road Dogg all the way with the win. Pirona has yet to show and cut a promo so I am going with Dead Dogg all the way! In a Parking Lot Brawl, The Vandal Versus Cactus Sack. Well I am going with The Vandal all the way. He's younger, quicker, and definetly more hardcore then Cactus. Then you have Maxim Reality and Mark Dunn in a Bunkhouse Brawl match. Judging by what happened on Monday I am going with Mark Dunn all the way. Then in the Main Event, Barbwire Ladder match as Jay Man takes on Mankind. I really hope somehow Jay Man can win this match-up. He deserves it the most but somehow I think Mankind will win. Those are my Thursday predictions which are always right on the dot! Now I am going to go straight to the important stuff.
McBain: At first I was scheduled in the World Title but match but it was either that or drop the IC title. So I decided to keep the IC title becuase it is basically my title. Nothing and nobody is going to take this IC title away from me and I mean nobody. Nyte Ryda and Cactus Jack sure as hell aren't going to be the one's who do it either. See let's take you a few weeks back with the whole Nyte Ryda situation. See Ryda beat me for the IC title and then I got the Hardcore Title but a week later the titles switched back and now I have been IC Champion ever since. This is the third match and this time the loser walks away with nothing. Nyte Ryda, your going to be the one who is walking home empty handed while I walk away with the Intercontinental Title still strapped around my waist. Ryda, in no way are you deserving of this Intercontinental Title. *Holds the IC Title infront of the Camera* Nyte Ryda, just like on Monday your not going to be the Last Man Standing. It's more like your going to be the first man falling. You may weigh 80 pounds more then me and be 7 inches taller but that isn't going to stop me from chopping you down. There is no way your going to be standing after the beating you will get handed to you this Sunday at Redemption. Nyte Ryda you can expect to get the worst and most severe beating on Sunday then you have ever and will ever have in your life. You see nothing is going to be holding me back since this IC title is on the line. I will stop at nothing until you in fact are down for the whole ten count. Ryda, we have battled back and forth before so this is nothing new to me. I have seen your old matches and wrestling against you also prepared me for this match. I have a perfect combination of moves that you will not be able to take. Since you infact are a tall brawler you have quite a few weakness'. Seeing as though Im smaller that gives me a few weakness' but more strengths. Your the one who is the underdog not me, seeing as though I have beaten you many times before that also helps. We aren't strangers to eachothers skills, we have faced off many times before and so far I have won the most matches. I am infact the greatest HWF Intercontinental Champion of all time and well you might possibly be the worst. You held the title for a week and then when I got my shot you dropped it in a less then outstanding match. That just proves that the McBain Lock is just to much for the HWF. How did you like the feel of that Ryda, when your back felt pain you've never felt before and then you quickly tapped out? That to me was just outstanding becuase it mad you tap out just like I said you were going to. The pain was just so unbearable for you it made you tap in a matter of seconds. The exact same thing is going to happen on Sunday except you won't need to be tapping out becuase that won't save you from any pain. You can expect nothing but pain this Sunday, Nyte Ryda. Ryda, you won't be able to go 2 The Extreme as far as I can. Infact I don't even think you can go hardcore, even though you held the Hardcore Title. I guess that mean's the title was worthless becuase the first time you had to defend the title you lost it to Mark Dunn. Nyte Ryda, I am the most extreme high flying SOB in the HWF and in HWF History. Nobody even comes close to me except Corey Reznor and possibly Jake Blade. But I, Nyte Ryda am going to be the one that is going to take your ass out. I am not losing this title to a little jobber like you! I am the greatest Intercontinental Champion in the history of HWF. Nyte Ryda, you'll be taken to the Extreme and you'll never be coming back!
McBain: Now onto my other lame opponent Cactus Sack. Well Cactus Jack, you should have stayed in the retirement home eating threw a straw. Your more pathetic now then you were way back 9 months ago. Atleast then you could actually run across the ring without having to stop and catch a breath. See your just about as pathetic as Mankind is, well except I know Mankind more. This is the first time we have ever locked it up in a match before. You got your ass tomped on Monday a little bit by me and my posse a little but that is nothing like what will happen on Sunday. You may be proclaimed Mr. Hardcore or come Sunday your going to be even less then you are now. I hear all this talk about how your unpredictable and suicidal well I am the most homicidal, genocidal and suicidal wrestler in the history of the HWF. My high flying skills are un-matched by anybody and you Cactus Jack can sure as hell not compare to the greatness I have. Your nothing but a slow punk-ass who's trying to revive his career in HWF by joining the Establishment. Well like I have said a million times over the Establishment is just a bunch of old guys trying to revive their worthless careers. Cactus Jack, your definetly a guy with a worthless career. Cactus, there is no way in hell you will be able to knock me down for the 10 count and take my IC title in the process. Infact everything I have right now in this ring is staying with me. Cactus, you maybe be a unpredictable brawler but I am the most insane high flyer and you'll soon find this out on Sunday. I am prepared, I have trained for this match for weeks now. Ever since the Prez told me I would be defending the IC title on the sixth I started training and perfecting my skill. Even though Cactus Jack, I don't need to perfect much against you since you have no skills. You have nothing to perfect and nothing to train with. You just an old-fat-slow washed up jobber who will get his ass beat on the sixth of February. Nothing is going to be holding me back once that bell sounds. Once I hear those three dings, I am going to go crazy and pull out everything I have learned my whole life. Cactus Jack, after this match you will have to retire once again except this time you will never return to the HWF. Cactus Jack, your return is going to be pointless and short-lived. Everybody that is watching on PPV and sitting in the crowd or backstage will watch the career of Cactus Jack end courtesy of Ryan F'N McBain on Sunday. Cactus Jack, if you think you can out hardcore Ryan McBain then buddy your so sadly mistaken. I am going to use everything I can get my hands on or jump off this Sunday. Cactus Jack by the end of Sunday Night you will have been taken 2 The Extreme and be laying in a hospital bed!
McBain jumps off the top rope and then stands in the middle of the ring
McBain: Now my second match of the night is an I Quit Elimination Match against Team Extreme. Now that is if you guys even get to The PPV alive. If you don't have a heart attack cutting another weak promo of yours or if you unfortunately get a crucial beating this week that would inable you to fight at Redemption. Jay Man and Hardcore Jay the longest running mid-carders in HWF History. Haha, well Jay Man the reason you barely get any World Title shots is becuase you suck! Your promo's suck and your wrestling skills suck even more! Your nothing but a drunk fat jobber. I was smiling when I saw Jeff Matthews jump off the scaffold and take out Hardcore Jay with a Senton Bomb. That was hardcore but not close to EXTREME! Team Extreme this Sunday you will find out what the meaning of Extreme is all about. You'll be lucky if you can even last threw the stage of Hardcore and get to Extreme. You guys can't cut it in HWF and you will not be able to no longer after Sunday. The reason people cheer you is becuase it is out of sympathy. They feel sorry for you guys that you haven't won a title higher then European in the 10 months that you have been here. I was here for a month and I had already won the Intercontinental Title! This title is a title only you two jobbers could wish for. This is as close as you will ever get to the IC title! *McBain holds the IC title infront of the Camera* Same as the Tag team Titles, you may have won the Hardcore Tag Titles 454,365,478 times but not once have you been able to win the Tag Team Titles. Now that to me is pathetic actually very pathetic. You drop the European Title to concentrate on the Hardcore Tag Titles, haha Jay Man that is some stupid sh** right there. That must have been the consequence of to many kendu stick shots to your skull! You deserve every insane bump that you got, but after the years they add up and Jay Man and Hardcore Jay you have both learned that now. So Team Extreme prepare to be taken 2 The EXTREME!
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