Reznor: While The Prez, is firing jobbers left and right I might as well just cut a promo right here in the lobby. This is HWF's Main Headquarters building located in California. Well alot of people have been asking me about Jake Blade, and who he is. Well I found Jake Blade, wrestling in an indy fed and I thought he had to much skill to be wrestling in that federation. So I told the Prez about him and then Jake signed a contract. Infact Jake is so good, I offered him a spot in the NWD before he was even on HWF Television. Jake and myself are actually pretty good friends, so that is another reason he is in the DisOrder. Jake Blade, is almost like a third member of 2 Extreme. Jake is just about as crazy and suicidal as McBain and Myself are. If you have never heard of Jake before then I suggest you go check out some wrestling tapes or check out some indy fed sites. This guy is definetly going to be the next Millenium Man, just as I was the last Millenium Man. Trust me on this, IcE has lost a couple steps since his prime a couple months back. IcE is your typical one dimension wrestler, while Jake Blade can do it all. All the doubters will be amazed once they see what Jake can do in the squared circle. Now I also have a few things to speak on before I talk about my upcoming matches. First off is the re-formation of the Corporation, except called The Establishment. Now I have to agree with what a couple other people are saying. The Establishment is way too old to be top contenders in HWF. You Have Mankind, Cactus Jack and Team Extreme who have all been in HWF since basically the beginning and have been getting banged up since. It would have been a great idea a few months ago but now it's well just to damn late. See you guys were like at the top of your game a few months back but now nobody really cares about any of you. Cactus Jack, buddy you should have stayed in retirement becuase now your going to get even more beaten down then before when the DX Vs Corporation thing was going on. Well now its the same thing except the team fueding with you is better. The New World DisOrder is like a pumped up DX and your like a washed down Corporation. That's back when The Corporation were kicking and beating down everybody but now it's like the other way around and your the one who is getting beaten on. Establishment, you think your all big and badd ass now because you have a different name? I couldn't really care and I dont think anybody care's if your name stayed the same. Your all a bunch of ass-kissing-suck-ups anyway so why the name change? The same old thing is going to happen, The Establishment is going to get beaten down and then try to stay together but fail exactly like last time. Now don't think this will re-vive your careers or get attention from the crowd becuase your still the same old-washed up wanna be hardcore wrestlers like before. You guys maybe the old timers and veterans but nobody pays money to see you guys come out here night after night and try to wrestle and try to cut a decent promo. Take Hardcore Jay for an example. The guy walks out here and yells at the top of his lungs and looks like he is going to have heartattack. His promo's suck all they are, are just 'MAKE SOME F***ING NOISE, I'M HARD F***ING CORE' and then walks off surprisingly. I laugh like hell everytime I see Hardcore Jay or Jay Man cut a promo. They raise their kendu sticks into the air, chug a beer and then yell like they are going to have a heart attack. Now that is nothing but a lame-ass promo courtesy of the old guys.

Reznor: Haha what a poor little, oh yea right back to business. Now Maxim Reality, your really lucky that this match isnt for the European. I asked the Prez but he said no since you defended your title last Thursday against Seb Richer. I was actually pretty angry when that match was booked and it turned out to be so well lame. Seb's promo isn't even worth talking about, so I'll continue on with Maxim Reality. This is not the first time we have faced eachother in an 'I Quit Match'. Actually I think this is our third or fourth match against eachother and like our 3rd I Quit stipulation. But since your not at top 100% health then I am in good shape since you got pretty banged up in your Japanese Deathmtach. See I am at 100% top shape condition so that is one of my advantages right there. Also you seem to have been working pretty hard and beating up jobbers in your matches. And then when you do your little psycho yell you might pop a blood vessel so I would watch out for that. But that is besides the point right now. See tommorrow I am going to make you yell 'I Quit' louder then you have ever before in your life. This match will be even more Extreme then that Japanese Lame Death Match you had on Thursday. This match will be so extreme that the crowd will be on their feet from beginning to finish. And in the finish they will all be chanting 'Corey, Corey, Corey'! louder then they have chanted anybody's name. Then I will stand up, have my hand raised in victory and become the top contender for the European Championship. Maxim Reality, you will never feel so much pain as you have before. This match will bring pain to a whole nother level. Weither I win the match by submission or just plain ass whipping it doesn't matter but one way or another I am coming out on top this Monday. Maxim, there will be no way in hell you can defeat me. I am the insane, crazy as hell high-flyer of HWF. Maxim your non-deserving enough to be holding that European Title and that's why in less then a week that title will be mine at Redemption. But that none the less is a different matter all together. I'm not worried about Redemption and I'm only concentrating on Monday Night for now. Nothing and I mean nothing is going to hold me back from unleashing the biggest can of whoop ass the whole world has ever seen. All that will be left of you will be a bloody, mangled body laying somewhere in that arena. There will be stops or limits in our match tommorrow, I am going to go all out with some of the most insane moves the HWF has ever seen. I will do anything and everything that I need to do to win this match tommorrow. Maxim, you better hope your able to defend your title next week becuase if not then your already looking at your new European Champion. Your lucky the Prez has feelings and booked this a non-title match, becuase he know's tommorrow Maxim Reality's career will be nevermore. Maxim Reality, the hours are counting down, lower and lower until that bell rings and we lock up. This will be a match that no body will ever and I mean ever forget. This will go down in the history books and right next to it will be Winner: Corey Reznor, Loser: Maxim Reality. Just becuase that since your return you've been on a mild winning streak doesn't mean that I will be another victim. But no I will be the one to snap your streak and form a winning streak of my own. This is the Y2R, The Year Of The Reznor. 2000 is my year in HWF and I can sense that already with only 30 days into the year. Maxim Reality, this will be a match that will jumpstart the year of the Reznor with excellence. Nothing is going to stop the almighty force of Reznor, not even you, the Prime Time Players, The Establishment or anybody else for that matter. Maxim Reality, we have faced off many times before but this match will be the greatest match that we have had yet. The crowd can expect to see blood, high flying moves, and everything else that will make this match a classic. Nothing is going to be held back and I really mean nothing at all. In some cases you have to be move risky then in others and this is definetly one of the times to be more risky. I will stop at nothing until I hear Maxim scream the words 'I Quit'. I will even perform The Reznor's Rage off of a balcony and onto the ground below if I have to. And after watching tapes of Maxim's it looks like that might be one of the things I might have to do. Maxim, if you last threw this match then I will surely have more respect for you then going into the match-up. Maxim, prepare to be dominated by the 'Supreme Extreme Ass Whipping Machine' Corey Reznor!

The camera show's the Prez walking out of his office and grabbing his coat. Reznor gets up and then is informed by the Prez's secretary that he needed to get home as soon as he could

Reznor: Oh Man, now that is bull~censored~, I have been waiting here for atleast a half an hour and now the Prez leaves. This is some whack ass stuff right here. Well now since that means I have a little more time on my hands I will talk about, Redemption '00'. Now Maxim Reality once again we face off head to head. Thats two times in less then a week, you can beat on these matches to be two crazy as hell match-ups. Maxim Reality, that also means your going to get two straight beatings courtesy of Corey F'N Reznor. And you can expect each one to be more severe then the next one. You can beat our match tommorrow will be the most extreme match in HWF History and then the Boiler Room Brawl the next week will be even more Extreme. Maxim Reality in just six short days that title your wearing around your waist will no longer be around your waist but the waist of Corey Reznor. It has been long enough since I got my last title shot, and I will jump all over this oppurtunity. Nothing is going to stop me from ripping you from limb to limb in that Boiler Room and being granted the HWF European Championship.I have been training and training for these set of matches for a whole week now. Nothing is going to hold me back or stop me from winning both these matches. Maxim Reality, these two matches could either lead up to a great fued or a mutual friendship. But knowing your a soreloser this will probably end up becoming a fued. I have no problems with that becuase I am all for kicking your ass night in and night out. Maxim, you better keep that title shined up really nice becuase I want it to look good when I beat you and wear it around my waist! So Maxim prepare to have two straight loses in the same week against, The Most Insane, and Craziest MoFo in HWF, Corey *Pauses and Takes In A Deep Breath* Reznor! But now the Prez added a third and undeserving chump to the match, and its none other then Vanilla IcE. Well isn't this interesting. I am facing the guy, that Jake Blade wants to beat up on and yet The Prez books him against me. Well Blade, you can have his ass on Monday if there is anything left of him that is. Now onto Vanilla IcE, well IcE this is your great return to HWF and you've built up quite a winning streak so far. But all you have beaten is jobber after jobber after f'n jobber. But your streak will be broken before you even face me. My stablemate, Joker will snap your streak on Monday Night. There is no way in hell you can beat the greatest TV Champion in HWF History. IcE prepare for you return to HWF to take a huge slide down hill. Your nothing but a damn want to be Ass Man from the WWF. I mean come on The IcE Man, your them should be 'IcE, IcE Baby' then that annoying beat over and over. Seeing as though IcE your about as lame as that sound there will be no turning back once Redemption comes. IcE, your like I said earlier, a one dimension typical brawler. And well I much like Blade, am a high-flying insane as hell S.O.B! Don't be dumbfounded when you see me pull of the craziest moves your ass has ever seen. IcE, don't think just becuase your bigger then me that I will be easily dominated! Oh hell no thats anything but the truth right there. You can expect to get your ass handed to yourself on a silver plate couresty of the one and only, Corey 'The Extreme Machine' Reznor! Now IcE in fact your lucky as hell from not getting two ass beatings on the same night courtesy of me. But instead you and Pirona were yanked from the tag team title match and now your facing Jake Blade. But instead now its just a barbwire hell in a cell match as 2 Extreme faces Team Extreme. Team Extreme, you have never seen hardcore or even know the meaning of hardcore until you face 2 Extreme. Team Extreme, you two guys are old-washed up and well no longer as hard f'n core as you guys used to be. Infact your just really f'n lame! Team Extreme, there is no way in hell you can go 2 The Extreme. I'll even be impressed if you can even contend with us for over five minutes. So until then Team Extreme, continue smoking twenty packs a day and continue to drink ten twenty four cases of beer everyday while 2 Extreme continues to perfect our skills. Team Extreme you can prepare to be taken 2 The Extreme in each and every way in that Cell. We will pull out all the stops come Redemption. I will even if I have to, I will infact do the Reznor's Rage off the top of the cell. I sure as hell hope I don't have to but if that's what it takes then well so be it! Team Extreme prepare to be taken 2 The Extreme and never coming back!

Reznor gets up and out of the chair and walks out of the lobby. Reznor is shown walking and then talking to some officials and wrestlers as the camera fades.

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• that is the longest rp i've eva seen. f'n good n'all (NT) -- white devil, 11:52:50 02/02/00 Wed

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