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Date Posted: 12:27:23 02/03/00 Thu
Author: Maxim Reality
Subject: Everyone Read...

{The scene is set inside the arena where Maxim Reality is waiting to be looked at by the official Hardcore Wrestling Federation trainer. He is wearing black warm-ups and a leather jacket with a PTP shirt underneath while listening to his discman as Supa Freak Love by Primer 55 is playing. Maxim notices a camera crew has just arrived and he turns down his music. He begins to speak to the camera crew.}

Maxim Reality: Now as everyone in this federation saw last Monday I lost to that faggot Reznor. Personally, I bet a lot of people think I got screwed, but I'm not even gonna bother complaining. I don't understand how you even won after being double-powerbombed threw a table by Team Extreme. And Reznor, even though I think you're a fucking flamer, you beat me and I accept that. But whenever the next time is we meet, I WILL beat you and you will never forget it! But as I expected you were the only one capable of breaking my winning streak and I respect you for that. Hell, you're the reason I'm here to see the trainer! I need to make sure I can fight in my match against Dunn tomorrow, but I gave you a little dose of Reality on Monday and I hope you don't ever forget it. So, at Redemption, Reznor, if I'm able to fight, I'm gonna make you hate me even more. Cuz when you lose and I win, you will know what I am all about! At the PPV, I will retain my title and beat the person I hate more than anyone! You, Corey fucking Reznor!

{Maxim turns his headphones down all the way this time and takes off his jacket.}

Anyways, as I said, I am supposed to fight Mark Dunn tomorrow night in a non-title match up. Now there are two reasons I dislike Mark Dunn. Number One: He beat Nyte Ryda and stole his Hardcore Title from him. Number Two: I have reason to believe he his gay. Now don't ask me how I know, but I just have this gut feeling. That's the only reason I'm worried about getting in the ring with him. Not because of his wrestling ability, which he has little of, but I'm worried because I think he might try and make a pass at me. I just want you to know, Dunn, I don't swing that way. I mean, there's nothing wrong with it, it's just not my thing. So anyways, this will be the first ever Bunkhouse Brawl Match in HWF History, so I'm looking forward to making it historic. It won't be historic because it was an even match up with various, amazements. It will be historic because I am gonna make Dunn cry his fucking eyes out when I slap on a Taste Of Reality and chuck his fat-ass out of my ring! Dunn may think he's got what it takes to hang with HWF superstars, but he doesn't! So what?! You won the Hardcore Title in your first match! The only reason it was a title match is because you sucked a large amount of corporate cock to climb the ladder! I'm not saying the Prez's, but probably a homosexual booker or something. Ya never can tell in this day and age. Now Dunn, you can come out to this ring and make all the empty threats you want because you know you won't be able to back any of your shit up! Your win against my fellow Prime Time Player, Nyte Ryda was a mere fluke. If he got a rematch, he would win that title back in a second! I'm sure you've got some talent hiding deep inside of that obese exterior, but it won't make it's way out before our match!

{Maxim catches a breath and skips a few tracks on his cd.}

Dunn, ever since you first entered this federation, I knew you would make a mild amount of impact, but do you really think you can beat me? C'mon buddy, get your head straight. Stepping into the ring with someone like me is like certain death! I know you're gonna come out to the ring and talk shit about me and call me weak and other boring shit like that, but you know that you're scared. A fact that shows you're scared is that you won't put your title on the line! Hell, if you want, I'd be glad to put my title on the line for your title! Holding both titles would definitely make me kicking your ass a little more interesting. But frankly, I can stand not having this a title match. I could have won the Hardcore Title a long time ago against Hardcore Jay, but it was also a non-title match. So that's that. But as for all the shit you talk about me�wait a second� this song kinda reminds me of you. Here I'll turn this shit up so your mics can hear it�

{Maxim turns up his headphones as high as they can go which is surprisingly loud. The song is "Violence" by Primer 55. It enters the chorus and it says: "DON'T BRING THAT SHIT TO ME!! DON'T BRING THAT SHIT TO ME!!! DON'T BRING THAT SHIT!!!" Maxim turns down the headphones and begins to speak again.}

So, basically, Dunn, the point I'm trying to get across is this: Don't fuck with me and maybe you'll last a few more days in this federation! I don't care who've you beaten in your past federations and who you might actually beat in this federation because I know I won't be one of them! Now if my memory serves me right, a bunkhouse brawl is where there are no ring ropes and you have to throw your opponent off to win. Of course, I'm not exactly sure if this is how the match works, but it really doesn't matter because I am going to make sure Mark Dunn does not beat me! Whether we're on top of a scaffold, have barbed-wire ropes, or in a cage I will beat you! One way or another you know it's gonna happen! People may think Mark Dunn has an extreme amount of potential, but I see things differently. He definitely has some talent stored away inside, but that isn't enough to beat me. When I think about it, who have I lost to in this federation that I can understand losing to? Reznor, Mankind, and Joker. I would not be able to understand losing to Mark Dunn. Granted, he beat my fellow Prime Time Player, Nyte Ryda, but that was pure luck; nothing more. So Nyte Ryda should expect to have that title back around his waist in no time. Because he is pure Prime Time straight to the bone!! Now as for-

{-Maxim is interrupted as the HWF trainer makes his way from the back offices and greets Maxim.}

HWF Trainer: Well, Mr. Reality, we have gotten your results back from the tests we performed and you seem in pretty good shape considering what happened to you on Monday. The only problem is you have a cracked rib.

Maxim Reality: First off, don't call me "Mr. Reality". Just Maxim. Secondly, how in the hell will a cracked rib affect me being in the ring?

HWF Trainer: Well, truthfully, you don't wanna be wrestling with an injury such as this. It can really disrupt your breathing and may cause more serious damage.

Maxim Reality: First off, I can wrestle in the ring with a cracked rib! As long as it's in one piece I can handle it! I'm not worried about fighting Mark Dunn with a cracked rib! Hell, I'd fight his ass with a broken fucking skull! So don't tell me my business unless you think I'm gonna enjoy hearing it! Now get the hell outta here before you piss me off even more, dick!

{The trainer shrugs his shoulders and walks off.}

Maxim Reality: Thanks for your help {sarcastic tone} Anyways, back to that Dunn ass-wipe. Now I hope all this shows you how serious I am about kicking your ass. I'm gonna be wrestling you with a cracked rib! But believe me, this little injury ain't gonna slow me down a bit! I might not be 100% physically, but you can believe that I'll be 100% mentally! You better bring your best into our Bunkhouse Brawl 'cause you're going to need it! Ya see, Dunn, no matter how talented you and everyone else think you are, you'll never be as good as me. Maybe, I did lose my last match, but it was against an HWF legend known as Corey Reznor! But you are far from being any kind of legend. And on Thursday, I'm gonna show you and the whole world exactly why! You will be lucky if I let your ass get out of that Bunkhouse alive! Because I'm not too fond of you right about now because you fucked with my fellow Prime Time Player, Nyte Ryda. Now, I'm gonna win this match and not just for me, but for my friend Nyte Ryda too. Though, he respects you for winning, I really don't! And after losing to Reznor on Monday, I've got a lot of aggression to get out. And I'm gonna put it all on you, Dunn! So don't fuck with your newmaster, loser! Because on Thursday night I'm gonna make you my bitch!!

{Maxim skips to Pigs on his cd and continues speaking.}

As for the other matches happening on Thursday, I'm gonna give a little of my insight on what's gonna happen. The first match is a typical jobber match. I'm guessing the King of The Jobbers, White Devil, will walk out with the win. As for the Stacy vs. Valerie Bikini match, I'd like to see Valerie win because Vandal's girl is a skank whore. Maybe if she didn't grow up in a fucking trailer she might be pleasing to look at. Next, the former Hardcore Champ will be fighting Seb Richer in a Japanese Death Match. I kinda feel sorry for Seb because he keeps fighting the elite PTP in Japanese Death Matches. And just like I did to him a week ago, Nyte Ryda is going to beat his ass Prime Time Style!! Next Road Dogg will face PiRoNa. Personally, I don't give a shit because they both suck! PiRoNa sucks ever since he tried coming back to the HWF and the Road Dogg's career has been long since over! Next I'm guessing Cactus Jack will beat Vandal in that parking lot brawl. It basically boils down to Vandal being a shitty wrestler and Cactus Jack having mild amounts of hardcore ability. Then, the prelude to the main event, I will be defeating Mark Dunn as everyone knows and suspects. And in the main event for the World Title, I have a feeling that Jay Man will walk out with the victory. Though, he really doesn't deserve a push, he's still getting it. But I think he can beat Mankind if he really puts his effort into it. But either way, it doesn't matter because the World Title won't be in the Prime Time Playaz stable. So until it is with us, I really could care less what happens with it! And speaking of the World Title�

{Maxim pauses slightly to gather his thoughts. He soon begins to speak.}

Not, there will be a 12 Man Battle Royal for the Number One contender spot for the HWF World Title. The Masked Fag already claims he's inserting himself in the match and I really don't give a damn, cuz he ain't shit to me! As for anyone else in the match, I will take them out too! Because right now I am on a mission to win as much gold as possible and that World Title would look pretty fucking good around my waist!! Now, Prez, you and I both know I've never asked a favor from you, but now is where I'm asking you. I want to be included in the #1 Contender Match for the World Title. You and I also both know that I will do whatever I can to make this match as entertaining as possible! And even though we're in separate stables, I know you'll make the right decision. Because unlike a lot of your fellow Establishment members, you're not a dickhead. And now after I win that match, I will have to face Balla for the World Title because everyone knows he's gonna win it at Redemption. So Balla, you and I are gonna light the place up! But that's really all I have to say about that whole thing. Now onto a little bit about my match at Redemption�

{Maxim pauses his discman and gets kinda serious.}

First of all, Reznor, I have made it my goal in life to destroy you and I plan on doing it at Redemption. I am going to make you realize how much I hate you and how much I am dying to hurt you! You may have the best record on me anyone has ever sustained, but believe me, at Redemption that all ends and something new begins. The Age of Maxim will begin after I retain my title against you and IcE. You say Monday was the start of the Year of Reznor? No way, punk! The Age of Maxim will easily overthrow you and all of your goals. Get ready for my redemption against my losses to you! Now, as for IcE, I realize he is attending a funeral right now and I send my deepest sympathies and regards to him and his family members. I know how hard something like that can be. But at the Pay Per View I will not be like this. I will be much more intense and ready to rumble with a once great HWF superstar. IcE, your confidence is a little too high for me to think you can beat me. When people like Vandal and Richer got cocky about fighting me, what did I do? I beat them! I beat them bad!! At Redemption that is exactly what I'm gonna do to you and Reznor! Maxim Reality is going to show everyone why he will retain his European Title and soon become the #1 Contender for the World Title! So in case, Reznor and IcE aren't hearing this, then I want you people hearing this to tell them the Age of Maxim is coming! �Tell 'em I'm coming!! And Hell's coming with me!!!

{Maxim tells the camera crew to leave so he can relax. He skips to the song The Big Fuck You and leans back in his chair. The camera crew leaves and Maxim listens to his music.}

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