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Date Posted: 10:30:35 01/29/00 Sat
Author: Road Dogg and Jeff Matthews..w/ Valerie
Subject: Balla, Hardcore Jay, and Stacey Read !!!





A limosine pulls up in the back. The driver opens up the back door. Out steps Road Dogg, Jeff Matthews, and of course Valerie. They start to walk to their locker room just before a man came up to them with a microphone and another guy holding a camera. They begin to speak.



Man: I am standing here with The Road Dogg, and Jeff "The Rage" Matthews with their vallet, Valerie. Now, I was sent here t get a couple of questions so if don't mind.Okay, let's get started. Now, Jeff Matthews, you are in a match with Balla, and The Vandal at Redetion. Do you think you have what it takes to beat The Vandal, and the HWF United States Champion Balla.

Jeff Matthews: Man, I know I have what it takes to beat Vandal. But, I don't think I have what it takes to beat the United States Champion..Balla. So, all I have to do is...keep growing stronger before Redemtion on Febuary 6th to become the new HWF US Champion. Balla, member what I said about two seconds ago. I have changed my mind a little bit. I KNOW I have what it takes to defeat you. I know, I can take your United States Championship right off of your waste in front of 30,000 fans in Las Vegas at Redemtion. Guess what, you will be humiliated, and it will be right if front of a band named Staind !! So, Staind, you can be popular witnesses, and watch me beat Balla, and the Vandal right in front of your own eyes. Now, Balla, I talked to your monkey self a little bit last night. And I am going to do the same right here right now !! Balla, come Redemtion I am going to prove to you, Staind, and also about 30,000 fans screaming for Jeff Matthews after celbrating his victory with his new United States Championship. So Balla, come Redemtion, sorry but that belt around your waste is coming home with "The Rage" wether you like it or not, so kiss it bye-bye and pass it over to the soon to be new HWF United States Champion Jeff Matthews. Balla, come Redemtion, you will get your @$$ kicked and wether you like it o not, that belt is coming home with me. I know you are going to make me lose a lot of blood. But I also have a whole lot of blood to give. So, Balla, I can garuntee you that you won't be the only one bleeding in the middle of the ring, surrounded by screaming and yelling Jeff Matthews fans. So, Balla, when I win your United States Championship right off of your waste in Las Vegas, at that very moment you would be proved right in front of the world that I am better than you and I am the new undesputed United States Champion of the Hardcore Wrestling Federation. Balla, I will tell you right now, my partner the Road Dogg Jesse James, will not have any contact in this match. But, when I win I can garunee you that he will come out and help me celebrate my Championship Victory. Balla, after our match I might show a little srortsmanship and help up off of the bloody ring. But, then I wll knock you right back down into a pile of your own blood. Balla, I can garuntee you that come Redemtion 2000, you will be bleeding a whole lot more than me. I can garuntee you right now Balla, that Redemtion will not be a pretty sight when you and The Vandal step foot in the ring with me and we are toe toe, and nose to nose, I will knock down both of you and continue that until you are both down and I can then win the HWF United States Chmapionship and hold that belt proudly over my head.

Man: Wow, Jeff Matthews you are full of threats..and come Redemtion it seems that you are going to win the HWF US Title. We'll see. Okay, now let's move onto Road Dogg. You and Hardcore Jay are in a match this Monday on Monday Night War. Your thoughts on that.

Road Dogg: I don't care who I am fighting this Monday Night on War. I don't care if it is Cactus Jack, Nyte Ryda or anyone else. The fact of the matter is this..Hardcore Jay, come Monday Night War, you are going to get your butt kicked all over the arena, up and down the isles, in the back on top of tables. I don't care..but all I know is that your going to get your butt kicked wether you like it or not. Hardcore Jay, I said yesterday that I would make your name false and not true. Because I am going to prove to you that you are not as Hardcore and as good as the Road Dogg. So, Hardcore Jay, if you think you are going to win this match between me and you this Monday Night on War, you 100% have another thing coming because come War, I am going to use anything in site to tkae your candy @$$ down, while I go down for the pin 1...2...3 ! And when the referee counts that 3 and holds up my wrist. At that second you will be proven that I am and should be the most Hardcore Wrestler in this business and if you don't like the fact of that...the dor is right in the back. Get in your station wagon and drive away. I wouldn't care because this Monday, all I care about is kicking you butt all over the HWF arena!

Man: Okay, now Valerie, you are in a Bikini Match and the winner removes their top. I aught to like this one. Okay now your thoughts on that.

Valerie: Stacey this next Thursday me and you are in a match. This match is going to be a bikini match and the winner removes the top. So, Stacey, I am going to get Hardcore this Thursday to show the world my big time puppies. I will beat you for the fans. Because I think that the whole world would like to see them. So this Thursday I am going to get Hardcore Women Style and I will win our match and take off my top and show the whole world my stuff. So Stacey, you might as well just not show up because come Hardcore Thursday Night, I am going to get Hardcore and chow the whole world. So, the television stations better not censor it, because it will be a very, very, exciting oment for all the fans and all of the men !!!
So Stacey, I hope you are prepared for the most painful experience of your life, because this Thursday on Hardcore Thursday Night, you will get your butt kicked while I show off my puppies !

Man: Yes, yes, yes....I can't wait for Hardcore Thursday Night. Okay well thanks for your time Road Dogg, Jeff, and Valerie. And good luck in your matches.

Valerie, Jeff Matthews and Road Dogg continue walking to their locker room as the camera fades.

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