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Date Posted: 10:51:39 01/30/00 Sun
Author: <img src="http://www.angelfire.com/ab2/EWA/KidHavo
Subject: Look,i can beat you all if I was piss drunk.the Joker read!!

The scene opens up as Kid Havoc is in his dressing room sitting on a chair just think to himself,he gets up and walks around.then he walks out the door and starts to head to the ring.The camara is following him while he walks down the hallway to the ring,he stops for a drink of pop.He picks out a all sport and continues to walk to the ring,there is some kids standing in the hallway waiting for kid havoc to come.When they see him the run over and ask for some autographs,so he stops and signs there Kid Havoc shirts,hats,pants.Then he goes out just behind the stage,his music comes on and blasts over the speakers all most so no one could hear anything but the music.Then flames cover the stage and sparks all the way down the ramp and the ring posts have fire crackers bursting out of them.Then the smoke clears and Kid Havoc is in the middle of the stage with his all sport.He starts to walk to the ring,every step that he takes sparks fly up.Then the crowed starts to chant.

We want Havoc all the rest are crap,we want Havoc all the rest are crap.


Then they change the chant to this brand new one.

Havoc,Havoc he is they best,he can kick anybodys ASS.

Then he goes around he the ring slapping all the fans hands and signing there hats and shirts.Then he slides into the ring and asks for a mic,the announcer throws one in,he catches it and starts to talk.

Kid Havoc:Well well well,thank you crowed for that cool chant you made up for me.But now to get to the real thing,I came to this sport about a year ago and I have loved every minute of the matches I have had,but now there is this ass that just got in my side,The Joker.Does he like batman or something,does he fight the good guys and play with toys or something like what is wrong with this guy.I think that his mom dropped him on his head on purpose when he was young because he was already a retard so she thought she could fix it by dropping him on his head.Last night I think that I was crusing around in my silver viper that is wroth more than his house and I saw his mom on a street corner with a leahter tight bra and shorts on,but it didn't help because no one would pick her up she was so ugly.

The crowed starts to laugh so hard that some puke up on other people and some just cant stop laughing.

Kid Havoc:But now anough of him I think I hear him in the back crying,but that wasn't what I came down hear to do,I see that I have a match on thursday with five other people I think it is.But I will have no problem with them I can beat them piss drunk,or I could beat them in my sleep.But my time has ran out now so I must go see The Jokers mom on the street corner again.Good night.

Announcer:oh my god did you hear all that stuff he said about The Jokers mom that what so funny,I almost pissed my pants I was laughing so hard.


Then Kid Havoc walks out of the ring and into the back were he goes to his silver viper and goes into the night,the camara fads off into the night.

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