McBain puts down his champagne glass and pops open a can of Budweiser

McBain: Now as I just saw the HWF Monday Night War card which was handed to me by the moronic cameraman. Well see retards, *talking to the cameraman* if you would have shown this to me earlier then I wouldn't have had to say that stuff about New World DisOrder members stopping IcE if he continues his streak. *McBain crumbles the paper and throws it at the camerman* Now I think I will do Monday Night War Predictions, nope not Reznor style but McBain style. Now the opening match, haha it's the same people I told the Prez to fire. Haven't these guys foughten every match in HWF that they have had against eachother? That just proves to you that they are either in a jobber fued or that they aren't good enough to be booked any higher. I am going all the way with choice two and Asylum and Plague to finally pick up the win. Now the second match as White Devil takes on that wanna be tough guy bike rider, Midnight Rider. I am going for some reason with White Devil. I think White Devil has had his fair share of ass kickings and will win this match but then go back into his normal jobber match routine. The third barbwire rope match actually looks pretty good. Lets see here we have Hardcore Jay, The Vandal , Road Dogg and Pirona. Well this is the return match of two great athletes Pirona and Road Dogg. But the Road Dogg is just a little bit younger so I feel he won't walk away with the win. I am going with either The Vandal or Pirona, well that depends on how Pirona's first promo looks. If it's sloppy and looks half-assed then well I am going with the Vandal 100%. Now Last Man Standing match for a title I used to hold the Hardcore Title. Mark Dunn in my opinion is going to literally destroy Nyte Ryda. Nyte Ryda stands barely any chance if any at winning that title. Do I really have to go threw the next two matches? Maxim Reality is on a rather large winning streak but my long-time friend Reznor will snap this streak on Monday. Joker will also snap IcE's jobber defeating streak. IcE does not stand a chance as each and every official, fan or what not will know Joker will win. Weither your a Jokeraholic like myself or not then you'll know Joker will crush Vanilla IcE. Now I shall speak just a little bit on the PPV, Entitled 'Redemption'. I will first speak on my tag team match were I defend my covetted HWF Tag Team Titles alongside Corey. Well first I will discuss this stipulation, Barbwire Hell In A Cell. Well it seems that every damn match the NWD is in it involves a hell in a cell. Well except this one has little barbwire wrapped around it. Well I don't give a damn weither it is on fire, barbwired, electric, explosive, or anything for that matter. Now Team Extreme, finally get there tag team shot, it appears they moved up from the hardcore tag title jobber region. Jay Man, I will start off talking about you. Your a member of the Establishment, which is bad, your our enemy, which is bad for you and well Jay Man it looks like everything for you is bad. This upcoming PPV will be bad for you becuase you will loose both of your matches. Your definetly losing against Reznor and Myself and then definetly against Joker. So your record for the night will be 0 wins and 2 losses. Jay Man you might as well retire from HWF becuase you are no longer at your prime. Infact I don't think you have ever had a prime yet, and you probably never will. Now your little brother Hardcore Gay, your night is going to go the same way with you as your brother. Well maybe you will win the Hardcore Jobber title but I think Goldfish will win that match. Team Extreme, you guys are well pathetic. Just becuase you've held the Hardcore Tag Titles 1,233,578,586 times doesnt mean you can suddenly move up a level and take away 2 Extreme's tag team titles. Once you actually beat the top contenders which are a team that has yet to be decided then we will actually think you can beat us, but since you will never beat us then we have nothing to worry about. Team UNextreme this night will not be a very good night for you or Establishment at all! Now onto Goldfish and Vanilla IcE. Pirona, you think just becuase you return to HWF that everybody will have immediate respect for you. Thats complete bull, infact I know of nobody that respects you except maybe Vanilla IcE. Pirona, this will be the night your wrestling career is ended for good. This will be your last run in the HWF, you have never had a successful run in the federation were hardcore rules. Pirona, I will not be surprised if your ass gets fired before this match actually takes place. You have always found a way to get fired so this time around will be no different. Now onto Vanilla IcE, well he's a wanna be Ass Man. IcE, your winning streak will be snapped this Monday and then your going to be on a huge losing streak that will continue on past Redemption. IcE you may have stood a chance in HWF way back when but now HWF has changed and judging by your performance so far you won't be able to keep up with the pace. Now, HWF This Will Come True, and why? Becuase you have never had a superstar as good as this!