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Date Posted: 18:48:22 01/24/00 Mon
Author: The Vandal adn Stacy Stanton
Subject: Reality, Balla, Jeff Matthews, Nyte Ryda, Valerie, and a preview of thte bikini contest! READ

***A jobber match is taking place between Vertigo Copeland and Plague! The crowd begins to chant "This SUCKS, This Sucks"! But then "ADIDAS" by KoRn hits the Speakers! The crowd begins to stop the chanting but then booing as they see Stacy Stanton walk out! She points back to the ramp and out comes The Vandal! The Vandal slides into the ring and piledrives Plague! He then walks over to Vertigo and hits The Vandalizer on him! He kicks them both out fo the ring and then calls for a mic! He begins to speak.***

The Vandal: Now i am not to happy with what went down in this ring here tonight. I am sick of this bullshit. I have gotten screwed now. I am not going to take this one personally but if it EVERY, EVERY happens again i am going to grab my final check and walk my ass out of here. Give me a break I had 3 decent, long, roleplays. And Reality had 1 great roleplay. But that sure as hell doesn't beat out 3 decent roleplays. Now down to some buisness.

The Vandal: Balla, Jeff Matthews that is exactly what is going to happen at Redemption! Balla Jeff Matthews you too don't have a chance no more! I am too intense, too at the level where i am ready to kick somebody's everliving ass! Come Feburary 6th I AM walking out the Belt, Matthews, and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it! You come out here saying shit like..."you Vandal..will have to keep your little girl Stacey in the back in your locker room, at Redemtion, because I am sure that she does not want to see you a bloody mess, and I am sure that she does not want to see you getting your kicked in the middle of the ring." You have got to be kidding me. I am not leaving Stacy in the back unless she wants to which i know what the answer to that is. And secondly you say i am going to get beat in the middle of the ring? And i am going to bloody mess? You have got it all wrong. What i have been the European, and 1/2 half of the Hardcore Tag Team Champions, and you haven't been JACKSHIT! You have been in here longer than i have and i still can capatalize on your ass! Now antohr thing, I need a TRAINER? Boy you need a damn trainer. You are at 100%, but you know what...I am at 125%! You can't beat that! You are the one that needs a trainer! So why don't you take your ass out to an old bar. Pick up one of the local hitchs so you can get a little bit of Bicep! You need to get one thing strait. I am the teacher and you are the student. And hell a Student is not smarter than a teacher. Which means a Student CANNOT beat a Teacher! You need to learn another thing, I can kick your ass from New Orleans, Louisiana My hometown, to Philadelphia where i am right now, and all the way back to New Orleans with out even being touched! You want to learn something. Learn this right now...YOU SUCK, YOU CAN'T WRESTLE, so get the f*ck out of here!! Jeff Matthews you don't belong here becuase this is where the Big Punkz play! And you are definently not one of them! Jeff Matthews you couldn't beat me if your heart depended on it so get the F*ck out of here under your terms, unless you want me to do it under MY TERMS!!!

{Stacy grabs the mic from Vandal.}

Stacy Stanton: Matthews, this goes out to that little bitch of yours! Valeria, you are messing with the wrong woman right here! You want a bikini contest with me? Hell you are going to get one and this crowd is going to get a sample right here and right now! Valerie i am warning you that If i get a trophy it is going right over your F*cking head! There is going to be one hell of a cat fight pretty soon and the fans are going to enjoy it! (The fans chant: Show your T*ts, Show your T*ts, Show your T*ts!) Hold on, i cannot do that right now but i will give you a sample after i finsh. Valerie My man can move it, push it, and shake it much better than yours so honey you aren't going to beat me coming whenever the bikini contest is! Now, Here is the sample:

{the HWFTron shows Stacy in a pool under water! She swims to the ladder.}


Stacy Stanton: How you like that? (The fans go crazy) That what i thought. But boys you ain't seen NOTHING YET!!!!!

{She hands the mic back to Vandal}

The Vandal: Jeff Mathhews you don't have a chance now give it up! Now onto the current United States Champion, Balla! Balla your ass is going to be smothered to smitherins after Feburary 6th! Your ass is going to be grass because i am going to kick it! Your ass is going to be laid out on the mat for the 1,2,3! Balla what i am trying to get at is this...That Hardcore Wrestling Federation United States Strap is going to come right here where it belongs! The Vandal & Stacy Stanton with the New World DisOrder! Balla you will be the second one that gets the shit beat out of them...and the second Player gone! Balla, more like Smeell Ya, you are going to have The Vandalizer hit on your ass so fast that you will be saying to yourself: Why? Why? Why God? And that Why is going to mean: Why did i join the wrestling buisness just to get the shit beat out of my body? You see all these other pucks except The New World DisOrder have to realize that this is not entertainment, this is not a sport, this is your life, and your life is going to get the shit beat out of your good-looking body. Now If God made us to be equal than we are equal but joining the wrestling buisness is not. If you are a wrestler you are not like the other peons, managers, and crap-loads of people that have the easy way of life. And i am going to prove that to you Balla! Balla i feel really sorry for you. I mam on a major losing streak, and i have been screwed i am not too damn happy. I am going to take all this anger out on you Balla. You are going to be the one that feels the wrath of the pain i want to dish out to Seb Richer, The President, Maxim Reality, The Masked Man! Uhh, I can't fucking wait anymore! I am going to do what no one has ever seen in this federation before! And get YOU BALLA, laying in a pool of your own F*cking BLOOD! That United States Title is coming right where it belongs! To The waist of the ~!Bleep!~ Vandal! Balla Feburary sixth will not be yourt night because I SAID SO! Balla I am sick of your sh*t and At Redemption '00 it is going to be The New World DisOrder's Night! We will crown a World Champion in Joker, Retain Tag Titles, The European Title, The Hardcore Tag Team Gold, retain the IC Belt, and most of all Teh vAndal is going to come out with a tremendous win to win the Hardcore Wrestling Federation United States Title and hell there ain't a DAMN THING THAT YOU OR ANYONE ELSE CAN DO ABOUT IT!

{The Vandal paces and then continues.}

The Vandal: now, Balla Nyte Ryda, Myself and Joker take on you two for our Hardcore Tag Team Titles? Balla, Nyte Ryda you two don't stand a fucking chance anymore! You two are going to be destroyed! Myself, and The next World Champion Joker are going to take you too apart like a chicken! We will fight you all the way to the damn bone! Let's start with you Nyte Ryda, Nyte Ryda you are going to get your ass-kicked! Nyte Ryda why shoul;d i bother beating you up beacuase you won't make a difference in the match! Nyte Ryda if i were you i would be scared from the former homeless boy down in the Bayou! I come out of a fighting town, and i am going to fight you start to fucking finish! Nyte Ryda you need to take your fat ass into the gym and work, work, and fucking work!!!!I am 110% and you are 85%! Now onto the Soon to be Titleless, Balla! Balla you need to learnt hat you cannot beat me! So why should i even bother talking about you. You just know that you will get your ass kciked! So just stay the hell away from me! You Balla, and You Nyte Ryda are going to get a whooping from hell from the X-Raided boyz from The NEw World DisOrder jsut to prove that The Prime Time Players SUCK!

***The Vandal drops the mic, flicks off the crowd, and then kisses Stacy. As they walk out to "Good God" by KoRn! They walk to the arena as a commercial breaks.***

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