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Date Posted: 17:54:12 01/19/00 Wed
Author: The Joker
Subject: Hardcore Thursday will be X-Raided!





***As the lights go out inside of the HaRdCoRe Arena, Hokus Pokus by ICP plays over the speakers. The crowd wonders who it is who will be coming through the curtain, then all of the lights go out. The HaRdCoReTron turns on and the crowd stares intently as the scene opens inside of a graveyard. The trees in the background sway in the wind as the camera sees a figure standing in the distance. As the figure stands with his head bowed beside two freshly dug graves, the camera zooms in on the figure, who is discovered to be The Joker. The Joker keeps his head bowed, but he begins to speak as the sound of the wind whistling in the background prevails.***

Joker: “The time has come for the Joker to dig deep down inside of his soul and come out with a creature that is far beyond satanic. This creature is far beyond vicious. And this creature is far beyond anything that Balla and Nyte Ryda can defeat, two on one or two on two. On Hardcore Thursday, the Joker and Vandal are set to take on the team of Nyte Ryda and Balla. Now, Balla, I have a lot of respect for you as a former World Champion, but I have absolutely zero respect for you little flunkey over there who goes by the name Nyte Ryda. Nyte Ryda, you make me want to puke. You come out here and say that X-Raided have disgraced the Hardcore Tag Team Titles. Big words from a man who has tarnished the reputation of the Intercontinental Title. Nyte Ryda, the man who used to go by the name Syco. Nyte Ryda, the man who had his ass kicked time and time again by the New World Disorder. Nyte Ryda, the man who actually thinks that he intimidates the New World Disorder just a little bit. Nyte Ryda, you are a laughing stock. And this Thursday, in front of the entire world, I am going to pin your ass 1…2…3 in front of all of these fans. All of these fans, sitting in their padded seats, watching the Joker completely destroy you. Like Vandal said, “Your ass is like a soccer ball…it’s round, and it gets kicked every day.” Nyte Ryda, you think that the Joker is the least bit scared of you? You, the man who managed to defeat such “competition” as White Devil and Jimmy Mayes? You, the man who is teaming with Balla in an attempt to ride his coattails to the top? Well, Nyte Ryda, if you think that you intimidate me, then you are 100% wrong. Because the Joker, the Television Champion, one half of the Hardcore Tag Champions, is not intimidated by anybody. Thursday Night, you will discover that it is not riding Balla’s coattails that will take you to the top. Because you, boy, are not championship material. Now, you can talk about how you held the Hardcore Title and how great you are and how you had the Intercontinental Title for what? A day? But Lord knows that when it is all said and done, Ryda, you are going to wind up six feet under, in one of these graves that I have dug for you and Balla. Nyte Ryda, the time has come for you to realize that you are just a little child who is trying to grow up in a man’s realm. And then, boy, you will finally wake up and realize that you are going to face the Joker. You have never defeated me, Nyte Ryda, and you never will. So, you just sit back there and count your stolen money, but Lord knows that the Joker probably makes about 10 times as much as you. And now, you actually think that you can intimidate the newcomer, Midnight Rider? Well, I must admit, so far I’ve been impressed with Midnight Rider. He’s made some valid points, and, on top of that, has bashed the Prime Time Players, which everyone needs to do. Midnight Rider, I just want to put it plain and simple. If you ever need help of any kind, you just let me know, and I’ve got your back.”

***The Joker stares into the graves, then grabs a shovel and begins to fill one of them in. He is finally finished, and the camera zooms in on the headstone, which reads, “Nyte Ryda. This poor soul crossed paths with the Joker.” The Joker lays the shovel against the headstone, then continues.***

Joker: “You see, Nyte Ryda, you are already buried in my book. That is about as much chance as you have Thursday. A dead man’s chance. Now, Balla. Balla, you need to get over the “passing” of C-Rock. The man retired because he was injured, not because he’s had a great career and wanted to. Now, I understand that you and C-Rock were always tight, forming the Prime Time Players and all, but you made a big mistake teaming with Nyte Ryda. That decision will take you no where. I mean, you already lost the World Title and the Tag Titles, and now you are teaming with the most pathetic wrestler ever to grace the Hardcore Wrestling Federation. Balla, you have made the final choice of your career, and guess what? It’s the wrong choice. Because teaming with Nyte Ryda has got you in a match on Hardcore Thursday with X-Raided. And X-Raided does not play well with others. X-Raided, the current Hardcore Tag Champions, are going to face you two in the ring on Thursday, and then, Balla, you will realize that you need a more dominant force than Nyte Ryda in your corner. Because that man will not do anything but get his ass kicked all night long. Balla, you are going to beg the Joker and Vandal not to kill you. You are going to beg and cry until we decide not to. And then we will let you make that tag and get Nyte Ryda into the match. And then, once you realize who is in your corner, you will beg us to forget what you said and kill you. Because Balla, it really isn’t that hard for us to defeat you. No matter what your ass kissers Maxim Reality and Nyte Ryda say, you really aren’t the unstoppable force that you claim to be. The fact of the matter is, Balla, that you are very beatable. And come Hardcore Thursday, I am going to prove to the entire world that Balla is not such a great superstar, but the Joker is the great superstar. And Balla, you need to realize that the Joker is not just going to beat your ass in the ring, but he’s going to beat your ass up and down the aisles, left and right, in the back, in the rafters, in the basement, wherever the Joker feels like going, until the job is done. And once everything is all said and done, you can wipe the sweat from your brow, you can clean the blood from your face, and then you will realize that you have just been beaten by the HWF Savior.”

***The Joker fills in the other grave, which is marked “Balla”. He finishes, then looks back into the camera.***

Joker: “Now, Maxim Reality. Maxim Reality, first and foremost, congratulations on winning the European Title. You and Triple X had a great match, and I guess you were the better man on Monday. Well, the good news is that you won. The bad news is that you have to face Corey Reznor at the Pay-Per-View for the European Title. And Maxim Reality, no matter what you think, Vandal is trying to ride my coattails. As a matter of fact, Vandal has his own coattails, and he can ride his own, because there is only enough room for one on the Joker’s success streak. Well, Vandal, you and I are about as tight as they come, no doubt about that. And you and I are going to keep these Hardcore Tag Team Titles come Hardcore Thursday. And another thing…Nyte Ryda and Balla, if you don’t get what we’re saying, let me put it simply….the Joke’s on You.”

***The Joker bows his head and the HaRdCoReTron turns off. The crowd begins to murmur unpleasantly as the Joker’s laughter echoes throughout the arena.***

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