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Date Posted: 22:10:46 01/20/00 Thu
Author: the Vandal
Subject: Balla, Jay Man, Reality, Nyte Ryda READ....

***The scene opens in a dark room! A radio is sitting in the room playing "Faget" by KoRn! The lights come on and the camera focuses in on the person sitting in the room. It is The VANDAL & Stacy Stanton!!! He turns the knob on the radio down a little so he can speak but suddenly the door knocks. Stacy opens the door and Joey McGumiere walks inside and sits in one of the chairs. He then begins to speak.***





Joey: Hello, Vandal!

The Vandal: Shut the F*ck up. What the hell do you want?

Joey: Well can i have an interview with you?

The Vandal: Go ahead.

Joey: OK. Know you have lsot the HWF Hardcore Tag Team Titles to none other than Balla and Nyte Ryda.(The Vandal interupptes.)

The Vandal: That is B*llshit! You know they should have never beating us but you know it was Joker and Myself's fault. You know it will never, ever, ever happen again! Balla and Nyte Ryda you are going to have hell to pay this next Pay-Per-View when you fight X-Raided! You know come the Pay-Per-View we just might have the HArdcore Tag Team Titles Back! There is no doubt in my mind that if Joker and I train a little better we will be able to beat you two guys asses! You know let's start with you Balla, I am going to be fighting you at the Pay-Per-View for another one of your titles in the HWF United States Title but in the Hardcore Tag Team Match you are going to be shown what Hardcore is all about! Balla you and me are going to battle it out in two teriffic matches at the Pay-Per-View and I am going to come out the victore in both and that is a FACT! Balla the Decapator is nothing even close to what i have in the F*cking VANDALIZER! You know Joey if you piss me off anymore you know what you are going to get? The VANDALIZER Hit on your damn ASS! Balla if i were you i would be scared because now the Vandal and the Joker is ON YOU!!!! Now onto you Nyte Ryda! Nyte Ryda you SUCK! This past day i should have never, ever let you walk right over me to regain a title. That is B*llshit and that is why at the Pay-Per-view the Hardcore Wrestling Federation is going to see a very different style of wrestling! The Vandal is not going to take this lose out of the Prez, Balla, Joker, New World DisOrder, or anybody except for YOU! And yes you know who i am talking about, NYTE RYDA! You are going to be the one that is going to get the everliving shit beat out of your ass this Feburary Sixth! I hate to say it Ryda but your ass is going to be laying on the floor bleeding from high heels, and you will be screaming 'Mommy'! You two boys better get your asses ready because those Title are not staying around your waistes for long!!!! You are looking at the soon to be 2 time HWF HARDCORE TAG TEAM CHAMPION with Joker!!!!!



Joey: Ok, Vandal, but before the Pay-Per-View you have some other things to take care of like a Three Way Dance match with Maxim Reality, and Jay Man.

The Vandal: No Sh*t! They are both going to get there asses kicked! Maxim Crap and Jay Fool! You know I am looking forward to this match. I mean i get revenge on a jack-ass by the name of Maxim Reality and Jay Man jsut to beat the sh*t out of! Let's start with the crap of the HWF Jay Man! Joey i have beating him what 3 times now? He just comes back for more? Well that isn't going to happen anymore! I am going to beat the F*ck out you, Jay Man! There is no doubt in my mind that you can beat me becuase hell you CAN'T! Jay MAn you SUCK! I am going to kick your ass all over this damn building on Monday! It is a "I Quit" match huh? Well i am going to make YOU, yes you JAY MAN, say I QUIT!!!!!! Jay Man you suck and you always will! Why don't you get the F*ck out of my face becuase if not i am going to make this personally and trust me "YOU DON'T WANT IT PERSONAL!" I am going to kick your ass all over God's Green Earth! Jay Man you come to the ring reayd to get an ass-whooping becuase that is exactly what is going to happen! Now, onto the Dirty B*stard, Maxim Fartly! Oops, sorry Maxim Reality. You know Reality i got you at the Pay-Per-View and i got you this Monday. I am not to happy about it but you know i am not happy with you AT ALL! You won my European Title and that should have never had happened! MAxim Reality you are not going to beat me Mondya and i am going to be the one that comes out with the victory and hell i just f*cking know it! Maxim Reality you will be getting your ass kicked on Monday whether you LIKE IT OR NOT! I am on a losing streact right now and guess who it is going to end with? YOU, Reality, YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR TAKING MY EUROPEAN STRAP! You know i wasn't to happy about that but know that, that title is off my hands, a little dignity is going to be shown and i am going to take a little peice of it back! IN YOUR F*cking BLOOD! You don't stand a chance no more becuase i am PISSED!

Joey: Ok, Vandal. Now lastly, you have Balla is a Crows Nest MAtch at Redemption '00! For the HWF United States Title. What are your thoughts?



The Vandal: Well, there is no time for Balla no more. He is this, he is that. Well it is all going to end on Feburary 6th! When The Vandal destroyes him! He stole my Hardcore Tag Team Straps and guess what? I am going to steal his United States Title! I don't care how popular you are because soon enough, The New World DisOrder is going to destroy the Prime Time Players! I hate Players, I hate Pimps, and i hate the PRIME TIME PLAYERS! Balla you are in the Prime Time Players so that is why i want to kick your ass so bad! You are going to learn what HaRdCoRe Is ALLL ABOUT! YEs, The Vandal is going to teach you a little lesson in not messing with the New World F*cking DisOrder! Balla i am going to be the next Hardcore Wrestling Federation United States Champion and hell there is NO DOUBT ABOUT IT! You suck adn you always will, YOU ARE A FORMER CHAMPION but no more! So why don't you just sit your ass down adn shut up!



***The Vandal turns the music up louder and then the scene fades.***

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