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Date Posted: 17:05:17 01/21/00 Fri
Author: Balla
Subject: A night out with Balla and Bubbles...

*The scene opens with Balla calling Bubbles on the phone in his home town of Houston Texas. The phone rings about three times and then Bubbles answers the phone and begins to speak.*

Bubbles: Hello!

Balla: Hey, what you up to?

Bubbles: Nothing, im just sitting here watching t.v. Why, do you want to do something?

Balla: Well, yeah...I am kinda bored myself. I aint got no one to beat up on at the arena or nopthing so I was wondering if you would want to go get something to eat and then maybe go bowling or something?

Bubbles: That sounds good to me. But first I got to go take a shower and get ready.

Balla: Alright, you go ahead and get ready and I will be on my way to pick you up.

Bubbles: Alright!

Balla: I'll be there in about 30 minutes so you better hurry up.

Bubbles: OK!

Balla: So I will see you when I get there...bye.

Bubble: OK, bye!

*Balla gets dressed and goes out to his Mercadies and gets in and starts it up. He then drives out of the driveway and heads towards Bubbles house until he comes to a road that is being blocked by cops. A cop walks up to Balla's car and begins to speak.*

Cop: Hey, our gonna have to turn around and go the other way cuz someone just got shot and killed in that house across the street and we had to block this road up.

Balla: Someone got shot!!! Well instead of blocking this road, why dont you do your job and go catch the son of a bitch who shot that person?

Cop: Listen, we are doing all we can to find this guy. We have all of our troops out hunting for this man as we speaks except the coupls of us that is here investigating on this house. We have no cluse on who the killer is and we have no idea on how long the body has been dead. So dont get smart with me right now cuz I got a job to do.

Balla: Damn! My bad, I aint trying to screw your job up, but why cant you just open this road for me so I can get through. I got a date tonight and I told her I would be there in about 30 minutes. So just open up the road and let me through and no one will know.

Cop: Sorry, I cant do that cuz if I let you do it then I will have to let everyone else do it.

(Balla speaks in a kinda yelling voice.)

Balla: What the hell are you talking about!!! There aint no one else around here for you to let through!!!

Cop: Sir, just listen to me and do what your told. We dont need any more trouble than we already have. So could you...

(The cop pauses for a second and then speaks once again.)

Cop: Hey, arent you Balla from the HWF?

(Balla nods his head yes as he says yeah.)

Cop: Hey, I watch you all the time on t.v. My kid got me watching wrestling and every since ive been watching the HWF, ive loved it. Its a pleasure to meet you Balla.

(The cop shakes Balla's hand.)

Cop: I know I shouldnt be talking about wrestling right now since we got a crime on our hands. But hell, we got a whole group of guys working on it and all im doing is watching out for the traffic anyways. But I got to tell you that you and Nyte Ryda faught a great match last night to win the Hardcore Tag Team Titles. I never thought that you was that hardcore, I just thought you was a World Champion.

Balla: Well thanks alot, you know, I didnt know how hardcore I was until last night eaither. But to tell you the truth, it was a whole lot of fun whoopin X-Raided's ass all over the place and being hardcore at doing it. But you know something, people might think the Hardcore titles aint shit, but I give them hardcore wrestlers alot of credit, you have to go through alot to fight in something like that. I never figured that Hardcore titles would be so hard to go for when you one of the top stars, but even if your a top guy, you still gotta be hardcore to beat some of them hardcore wrestlers. It aint an easy walk in the park when it comes doen to hardcore matches and X-Raided gave us a great match and I wouldnt mind fighting them again which we are at the next PPV event. Hey, why dont you order the ppv Feburary 6th and let me cross this road.

Cop: Well I will and I wont. I will order the PPV, but I wont let you cross this road. I know your a big name in the wrestling busines and you are one of my favorites, but still, no can do. I cant let you get through here no matter who you are. This is something I could end up losing my job on and I dont want that.

Balla: Alright, I understand!

Cop: Well Balla, again, its been nice talking to you, but I think a car is coming up behind you, so I better get back to work.

(The cop shakes Balla's hand and then Balla backs up and turns around and drives off the other way.)

*Balla goes all the way to the other side of Houston which took about 45 minutes until he decided to use his cell phone to call Bubbles back. He calls and the phone rings two times and Bubbles answers it.*

Bubbles: Hello!!!

Balla: Hey!!!

Bubbles: Balla!!! Where have you been!?

Balla: I had to turn around and go to the other side of Houston to get to your house because of someone getting murdered in my neighborhood. But we will talk about that when I get there. I just called to tell you that I would be a little late, but im almost at your house right now.

Bubbles: Ok! Well I will talk to you when you get here...bye.

*They both hang up the phone and Balla drives for about five more minutes until he reaches Bubbles house. Balla parks his car and walks up to the door and knocks and Bubbles answers it. Balla asks Bubbles if she is ready and Bubbles says yes and then they both walk to Balla's car and they get in. Balla pulls out of the driveway and heads down the road as Bubbles begins to speak.*

Bubbles: So what happened down the road from your house?

Balla: I dont know, the cop just said someone got murdered in the house they was at and that they didnt know how long the body has been there and they have no cluse on who did it.

Bubbles: Well do you know who it was who got killed?

Balla: Naw, I dont know them. All I know is that their a new family who just moved in about a wekk ago and already their finding out that Houston is all about crime.

Bubbles: Well, was it a women or a man?

Balla: Hell, I dont know if it was a women, man, boy, girl dog or a fish. All I know if someone got murdered and thats it. Then the cop made me turn around and go the other way after the son of a bitch talked to me about my career in the HWF.

Bubbles: Oh, well I guess im just gonna have to watch the news tonight to find out what happened.

Balla: So where do you want to eat at. How about a place with clams if you know what I mean.

(Bubbles slaps Balla in the arm as she laughes.)

Bubbles: How about Red Lobster. I am craving some lobster right about now.

Balla: Do they got clams!?

(Bubbles smiles.)

*They drive for about ten to fifteen more minutes until they come up to Red Lobster and pull into the parking lot and Balla parks his Mercadies. Balla and Bubbles get out of the car and walk inside the resturaunt and a waitress walks up to them and speaks.*

Waitress: Hello, do you want a table for two?

(About that time, Balla sees an old friend of his with his girlfriend named Justin waving them over to their table and Bubbles taps Balla on the shoulder and speaks.)

Bubbles: Hey Balla, theres Justin right over there.

Balla: Yeah I see him!

(Balla then looks at the waitress and speaks.)

Balla: You got two more chairs? We are gonna go sit with them over there.

Waitress: Yeah, just take the two chairs from the table next to that table and have a seat.

Balla: Alright thanks!

(Balla and Bubbles walk over to the table and grab the chairs from the other table and take a seat. Balla then gives Justin some dap and begins to speak.)

Balla: Hey Justin, what you up to?

Justin: Well, me and my girl just decided to go get something to eat and we was gonna do something afterwards as well. What are you two gonna do?

Balla: Well me and Bubbles are gonna go bowling after this. Why dont you two come along with us.

(Justin looks over to his girlfriend and begins top speak.)

Justin: Thats sound great, do you wanna go bowling after this?

Justins Girlfriend: Yeah, that sound fun to me.

Balla: Alright then, it looks like me and Bubbles some some ass to kick tonight in bowling.

Justin: We'll see about that! But I want to congradulate you and Nyte Ruda on winning the Hardcore Tag Titles last night.

Balla: Thanks man! But we got to defend them titles against them one more time at the ppv and I got to admit that they got hardcore stuff in them.

Justin: Naw, they aint shit to you two. You and Nyte Ryda will destroy them at the ppv and im planning on ordering it just to see you two destroy them.

Balla: Yeah, I believe that we are gonna destroy them, but their gonna put up a fight while we at it. They aint on our level by far and you know that as well as everyone else knows it, but their not on someone like White Devils level eaither. So we cant play any games with them cuz they will make you pay for a mistake that you make. You know that the Prime Time Playaz dont play games though, it doesnt matter if your a star or a jobber, the PTP is gonna treat you the same as anyone else. I seen them bitching about their loss and all of that and I aint worried about them crying. Yeah screw jobs happen alot and ive been pissed off before but I moved on and to tell you the truth, this wasnt a screw job one bit. Me and Nyte Ryda said what we was gonna do, we said we would will the Hardcore Wrestling Federation Hardcore Tag Team Titles and thats exactally what we did. But their gonna get another chance at the titles at the ppv so they might as well not worry about the match in the past and worry about the match in the future cuz right now im at 100% unlike last nights match. I wasnt able to get into the gym as much as I needed and I wasnt in the kind of shape I needed to be in for that match. But now im in the gym as much as possible and I have worked my ass off each and every day to prove what im capable of doing and thats winning a Hardcore Wrestling Federation Title or ten. This match between X-Raided against me and Nyte Ryda was a great match but if anyone thinks that an upset happened then their dead wrong. Everyone knows the skills I have and everyone knows the skills Nyte Ryda has and if they dont then they do now. So there was no upset and there was nothing that went wrong in that match except for X-Raided. They are the ones who got the shit slapped out of them from the beggining of the match to the end and if they think they can hang with Balla and Nyte Ryda then their wrong.

(About this time, a waitress asks for their orders and they give them their orders and Balla begins to speak once again.)

Balla: You know something though, that was last night...this next match is Feburary sixth and I will promise the world a victory for Nyte Ryda and Balla that night and I will promise that Balla and Nyte Ryda will stay the Hardcore Tag Team Champions no matter if people think that Balla is hardcore enough or not. I am a good enough wrestler to be both Hardcore and a regular wrestler and everyone knows that so if anyone thinks that we cant win this match then they can kiss my ass cuz its all about Balla and Nyte Ryda right now. We are the team to beat and the proven fact of that is the Hardcore Tag Team Title we got at home.

(They all have a normal chat for a while until the waitress brings their food to the table and passes it out. They all eat their food and then Bubbles begins to speak.)

font color=orange> Bubbles: Well are you all ready to get going?

(Balla raises his hand for the waitress to give her a tip. The waitress walks over there and speaks.)

Waitress: Hey, I just noticed something. Your Balla arent you?

Balla: Damn, it took you that long to figure that out. But yeah, im Balla!

Waitress: Oh my god, I love you! I was just too tied up in my job and didnt recognize you. But how have you been?

(Bubbles interupts.)

Bubbles: Hey Balla, im gonna go ahead and go pay for the food and go out to the car. I will wait for you out there.

(Balla nods his head and then speaks to waitress once again.)

Balla: Sorry about that, but im doing great and how about you?

Waitress: Im doing ok, but I was wondering if I could get an autograph?

Balla: Sure, you got a pin?

(The waitress hands Balla a pin and Balla signs the receat and hands it to the waitress.)

Waitress: Oh my god, thanks alot! Hey, I saw you and Nyte Ryda win the Hardcore Tag Team Titles against Joker and the Vandal and I noticed you fight Joker Monday. Do you think Joker is upset about this whole thing?

Balla: I dont give a fuck if he is upset or not. The point is that they got their ass whooped by Balla and Nyte Ryda and their gonna have to live with that. As far as the one on one match goes with me against Joker, I plan on slapping his punk ass around like I always have. He can try and come at me like he is somebody but he will end up getting slapped around like he did last night by all me, Nyte Ryda and that Masked Man. Joker has been on my last nerve every since he cost me my T.V. Title and I havent ever gotten over it. Joker has something coming his way that he should have had a long time ago and I noticed that me and him are tied in the votes for the World Title shot so we might as well make this a number one contender spot. If he thinks he has what it tkaes to take me out then lets see if he accepts this match to be a number one contenders match cuz I can beat on him all damn day if thats what it takes to get another World Title shot and another piece of Mankind. Joker is gonna whine about the Hardcore Titles and he is gonna akt like he is gonna get them back. But Monday nigth, its gonna be Balla and Joker in seperate corners and we will see what he is all about that night. To tell you the truth, I dont even think he has what it takes to be a main eventer and I KNOW damn well that he doesnt have what it takes to beat Mankind and become a World Champion. He just aint on that level right now and until then, he needs to keep his punk ass down there at the bottom where he belongs. But Joker has an ass whoopin coming and its just too bad that im gonna break his poor little heart when I whoop his ass once again right after I took his Hardcore Tag Team Titles.

Waitress: I heard you say something about it a second ago and thats the Masked Man. Who the hell is this guy?

Balla: I dont know who the hell he is but he seems like he is a man that means busines. I saw the way he treated the New World Disorder last night and this Masked Man is really making his precents known. But I will tell you this right here and right now. I saw this punk come out and whoop just about every son of a bitches ass last night like they was nothing and I especially saw what he did to the NWD. But if he tries this bull shit to me or anyone else in the PTP then his ass is gonna get beat from pillar to post and thats a promise. There aint no one that treats the PTP like that Masked Man treated everyone else last night and as long as he stays away from us then he is alright. But if he takes a wrong turn and heads towards the Prime Time Playaz path then he is gonna get delt with and he is gonna get beat down like he has never been beat down before. At first I thought this guy was gonna be that Seb Richer guy, but then Seb Richer even ended up getting his ass whooped by the Masked Man. I dont know who this guy is after but it looks like to me that he has a problem with the whole god damn HWF and if he steps in our direction then his problems are gonna end right there cuz he is gonna be a dea Masked Man and thats that. But I got to get going now, it was nice talking to ya.

*Balla walks away and heads outside where Balla, Justin and Justin's girlfriend was waiting for him at. They all get into their cars and head towards the bowling alley. They pull up to the bowling alley and get out and go inside where they pay and then they head to their spot where their gonna bowl as Justin begins to speak.*

Justin: You know we are gonna kick your ass dont you!

Balla: Well I guess we are about to find out.

(Justin speaks as his girlfriend gets ready to roll her first ball.)

Justin: So back to the HWF, when the hell are you gonna win the World Title back?

Balla: Oh, you know damn well that im gonna win that World Title back sooner or later and I plan on winning it back on Feburary sixth at the ppv. I promise you now that im gonna end up being put into that match and im gonna end up winning the damn title and thats a fact. Mankind is a very talented wrestler and I got respect for the man, but his title is just gonna have to leave him and come over my way and thats that. I have too much pride in my career and too much talent not to win the World Title from Mankind and i'll be damned if I dont win it. Mankind can talk about how he dont like me all he wants but he knows im the man who can take that title from him and he knows that im the man who is determind to take the damn thing. Mankind has what everyone wants and thats the World Title and I promise that I will become the World Heavyweight Champion for the second time in my career in the HWF as soon as the ppv is over and thats that. So Mankind can count on losing the title cuz thats exactally what is gonna happen.

(About this time Bubbles is rolling her first ball and she knocks down all of them except one. She then rolls again and knocks that one down and then speaks to Justin.)

Bubbles: Alright Justin, its your turn now!

Justin: Alright, watch this and learn how to bowl.

(Justin rolls a strike on his first roll and begins to speak.)

Justin: Thats how you bowl Balla, lets see what you can do now.

(Balla also bowls a strike on his first roll.)

Balla: Now thats how you bowl, I guess you got a challenge now dont you.

(They all bowl their game and when the game is over Justin brags about how they won and then begins to speak.)

Justin: I told you that we would win. But I will just stick to bowling against you and not stepping in the ring with you. But before we go, what else is going on is the HWF?

Balla: Well there is this new punk named Midnight Ryder who thinks he can hang with the PTP but he knows he cant. All he does is try and makes jokes and shit like that buit when it comes down to it he is gonna end up getting his ass whooped. But screw him, he aint shit. But a good thing that has happened is that Ice finally came back to the HWF and I just want to welcome him back and when I see him thats what im gonna do. We have had our problems but atleast he is a challenge and maybe we can have a couple more matches in the future. But as far as the ppv goes. I defend my title again bith The Vandal and Jeff Mathews. The Vandal knows he has an ass whoopin coming cuz we are having our problems and he already knows I mean besines. As far as Jeff Matthews goes, I know he is new and already he is looking for a good future here in the HWF. This man has alot of talent and he is gonna put up a fight. But everyone knows that its gonna take alot more than what he ahs to take me out. So I plan on winning that match and everyone else knows thats whats gonna happen.

(About this time they all walk up to their cars and Justin gives Balla some dap.)

*They all then drive off as the scene fades away.*

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