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Date Posted: 21:47:01 01/15/00 Sat
Author: Pyscho Mantis
Subject: Pyscho Mantis arrives on the scene


(With the beautiful golden sunset in the backround and a street filled with huge mansions you see the interviewer known as Jonny Crue and his camera crew approaching the best looking mansion on the block. It is a huge 4 story mansion, white with blue trim around the windows and doors and a small fence around the boarder of the huge property and it also has a triple door garage. The crew opens the front gate and walks down the 25 foot path to the front steps of the mansion owned by "Pyscho Mantis". The crew walks up the beautiful 15 set of steps, which small nuggets of gold can be seen in. At the top the the stair there is a small oak bench beside the right side of the door and a gold door knocker in the middle of the door. Jonny Crue looks around in amazement at all of the wonderful things he sees, as he gets to the front door he lets out a sign of relief and slowly presses the diamond door bell and awaits for Pyscho mantis to open the door. Jonny Crue waits a minute then looks at his watch as he waits a little longer. Crue, starting to get impatient presses the door bell again and sits on the oak bench and crosses his arms as he waits. Finaly Crue signals the crew to head back, but just as the are leaving the door opens and you see Pyscho Mantis.)



Pyscho Mantis: Hey where the hell do you guys think you are going? You come all the way over here to interview me and now you think you are just going to leave? I DONT THINK SO, so get your asses back in here!



(Crue walks into the huge house, slips off his shoes and follows Pyscho Mantis over towards the main room which has a silver color carpet and a big marble table with 6 chairs around it. On the arms of the chairs you can see 6 small rubys on each arm going in a straight line from one end of the arm to the other. Crue follows Pyscho Mantis to the table and sits at the opposite end from him.)



Crue: I am very sorry Mr. Mantis but...



Pyscho Mantis: Alright hold it right there, first of all before you talk to me you will follow theses few simple rules even an idiot like you shouldnt find these very hard to understand so try to remember them ya stupid rookie. Rule number 1, call me Mantis, or Pyscho Mantis after all that is my name, I dont go for any of that Mr. or sir crap. Rule number 2, you will look at me when i talk to you.



(Crue takes a deep breath as he wonders why he decided to take this interview.)



Pyscho Mantis: but dont stare at me, I know I'm beautiful but it really pisses me off when people stare at me so dont do it. Rule number 3, do NOT insult me, mention any negitive things about me or touch anything in my house worth more than you life because it is a good way to get your ass kicked, by the way everything in here is worth more than your life. Hell, even the garbage in the garbage can is worth more than your, lousy, pathetic, miserable, boring, useless life as an interviewer. Finaly, rule number 4, I will say what ever I damn well please and dont ever cut me off when I am talking, again it is a good way to get your ass kicked. Besides it's disrespectful and after all someone as great as my self deserves a hell of a lot of respect so the least you could do is give me that, if you dont like that for what ever reason my may have in your small, undersized brain think of it this way. I gave your life your only moments of happyness by wrestling on national television so you no-lifed nerds out there could see a great superstar, an icon, a main event, the big show, the man that everyone is talking about, ME, PYSCHO MANTIS.



Crue: Yes i will try to remember that sir so...



Pyscho Mantis: Alright, Alright, I knew from the very start that you were a little dumb but did you hear a thing I just said? DONT CALL ME SIR, last chance, you pull another stunt like that and you'll see what I mean by it's a good way to get your ass kicked, now start asking some damn questions, after all you did come here for an interview didnt you? or did you come just so you could be amazed that you were ever in the presens of Pyscho Mantis?



Crue: Right, Well Mantis it is rumored that you are in the middle of signing a contract with the very popular HWF, is this true?



Pyscho Mantis: Well actualy yes this is true, the EWF has obviously realized that they can't possibly have a great, or even a good wrestling organization untill they have great wrestlers, that is where I come in. However kid, nobody else knew about that so I think that who ever said that is just trying to become popular by knowing all the up-to-date facts about the best wrestler around, and this time that kid must have just got lucky.



Crue: Mabey so. Mantis, you were in the EIPW not to long ago, what ever happened to you being in that e-fed?



Pyscho Mantis: Man oh Man are you ever stupid, I always seem to be amazed at how stupid you can be sometimes. Well you obviously didnt realize this even though it was the biggest news in the wrestling industry for this millenium but the EIPW is a piece of crap and is not worthy of talent as great as mine, you see I dont have a problem with kicking some new rookies ass or even a teaching the number 1 contendor that he will never be champ as long as I am around, and I sure as hell dont get sick of it because if i got sick of winning then my carrer would be over. After all, when your the best you will always kick the shit out of the rest!



Crue: What do you think of the HWF and where do you see your self in a few months?



Pyscho Mantis: Well its should be obvious that the HWF doesnt look to bad, besides do you think that the greatest wrestlers go around and join and company that they arnt in? NO, they find the best then they try to see if they get in, but me on the other hand all i have to do is find an wrestling corporation and if they look like they might need some real talent they ill try out and within a few days they tell me I'm in. The only person that could be stupid enough to turn down a figure of raw talent would be you Crue. Now as for your dumb question about where I see myself in a few months, well me and everyone else who is familiar with Pyscho Mantis will see me at the very top of the ladder with the world heavyweight belt around my waist, and who knows, if I start to feel a little greedy I would probably have a few other belts slung over each shoulder. Perhaps even both of the world tag team belts.



(Pyscho mantis looks at his gold rolex on his wrist and lets out a sigh. Mantis stands up and looks down on Crue, Crue's eyes widen and he leans back a little as he is afraid of what might happen



Pyscho Mantis: Hey, dont you know what time it is ya stupid rookie?



(Crue raises his wrist to chest level and looks at his watch)



Crue: Yes, It is 5:45. Is your watch broken or something?



Pyscho Mantis: No not that time, rookies, they dont know anything these days. It's time for you to get your little ass out of here cause your time is up, or did you forget about the 15 minute rule? Look and as for my watch being broken, you obviously dont know what something looks like when it is broken so I am going to do you a favor. from now on if you ever want to see what something looks like when it is broken you can look down on the cast on your leg.



Crue: But i dont have a cast on my leg Mantis.



Pyscho Mantis: Oh yeah, I think we can arange that.



(Pyscho mantis picks up crue by the shirt collar and throws him on the marble table. Mantis punches him in the face 5 times then grabs Crue by the hair and smashes his head on the table. Mantis leaves for a moment and heads into the basement. Mantis comes back shortly with an aluminum baseball bat in hand. Mantis strikes Crue in the left leg with the base ball bat 3 times then looks at crues leg and realizes its broken.)



Pyscho Mantis: This is what happens when you go over your 15 minute time limit so mabey next time you will use that hunk of crap watch you have on there. By the way you can thank me later for giving you the chance to be able to see what something looks like when it is broken, mabey you could tell all of your rookie friends so that the same thing dont happen to them. Oh yeah, and you should be getting a bill in the mail to pay for this mess you made, the wife really hates it when people bleed all over the place.



(Mantis picks up Crue by the shirt collar and carries him out side and sits him beside the garbage can at the end of his driveway.)

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