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Date Posted: 00:10:43 01/17/00 Mon
Author: The Midnight Rider
Subject: Everyone Listen UP.......



The Legend Begins…………..

**The lights go out in the HWF Arena. Suddenly a single light appears through the entranceway, and a strange new song begins to play over the load speakers. The light slowly gets closer and closer to the open entranceway. The faint rumble of a motorcycle begins to get loader and loader. The fans can hardly hear themselves think as the strange light moves through the entranceway to reveal a man riding his massive, roaring Titan Motorcycle. The fans rise in unison as the motor screams higher and higher. He turns the bike off and takes a mic out of his back pocket........**

Stranger: "Well……well……well……..I guess everyone is wondering just who or what the hell I am. I couldn't give a rat's ass what you morons are thinking. But I guess I will tell you anyway. I have traveled over every single mile of highway in this nation of ours. And I have learned two things from all of my travels. People like you couldn't give a crap about me, and there is only one way to get ahead in this world…….and that is by kicking a little ASS. I am here to do one thing and one thing only…….wait a minute, you people do not deserve to hear what my plans are. I will just let my actions speak for themselves. I will tell you one thing…..my name. It is …….THE MIDNIGHT RIDER!!!! "

**The fans in the HWF Arena do not know whether to CHEER or BOO for this strange new man.**

The Midnight Rider:"I am out here right now to address some of the happenings that I have seen going on around here. Tell me something..……what is the deal with this feud the Prime Time Players and the New World Disorder? I think it is obvious which group is the better one. On one hand there are the Prime Time Players. They have a total of FIVE members, but only TWO titles (the US title and the IC title). Then we have the New World Disorder. They have a total of FOUR members, but carry a grand total of FIVE titles (the TV title, Hardcore title, European title, Tag titles, and Hardcore Tag titles). Plus, have you hear the Players interviews lately………I guess you need to use all of those curse words because you are not smart enough to think of anything else. Oh well….I guess that just the way that they are. I know that I am ruffling a few feathers here……..but I DON'T CARE!!! Your feelings mean nothing to me.

**The crowd begins to BOO and chant "YOU SUCK……..YOU SUCK!!!!"

The Midnight Rider:"So I suck………boo hoo…….you make me want to laugh. I don't care how you feel about me……I don't need stupid fans to cheer for me. Only steaming piles of monkey dung need you! I just have two things to say before I leave…….IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME, BITE ME and IT IS EITHER MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY!!!!!!"

**The Midnight Rider tosses the mic to the ground and starts his bike. The crowd is speechless as this huge man rides his bike back into the darkness. The camera fades to black and the commercials role.**

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