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Date Posted: 14:11:39 01/09/00 Sun
Author: Jeff "The Rage" Matthews
Subject: Wicked Klown, Jack Logan, and T-Dawg Raed !!





“Enter Sandman” plays over the PA and fans go crazy. Then, soon after that, Jeff “The Rage” Matthews and Valerie come from the back onto the stage. They make their way down the entry ramp, and then they get into the ring. Jeff “The Rage” Matthews grabs a mic, and begins to speak….


Jeff “The Rage” Matthews: First of all, I am in a match against three jobbers, come Monday Night War. Now, I am going to get to Wicked Klown first. So, Klown, you are going to be the example for being “The Rage’s” first enemy. So, when I get I in the ring with you and those two other nerds, then, I am going to come straight for you. To prove to the world that you are the biggest piece of dirt that stepped foot in the HWF ring (except for Mankind). So, Nerdy Klown, be prepared for the biggest butt whooping of your life come Monday Night War. But, Wicked Klown, you wanna know what rules about this match…it is all hard-core. That part won’t seem to good to you at our match and I’m pretty sure…matter of a fact, I am sure that you have just gotten the butterflies in your stomach. Come Monday, I am going to rip you open and let them butterflies fly away, because I’m sure they don’t want to be in a stomach like yours. Who would want to be anyway.

The fans cheer as Jeff “The Rage” Matthews pulls the microphone back up to his mouth. The fans settle and Jeff Matthews begins to speak again.

Jeff “The Rage” Matthews: Ha, listen to the fans Klown Boy, they hate your guts, and I am going to tear them out on Monday just for the fans. After I am done doing that, I might just throw you in a body bag that I will bring with me to ringside. And buy the way I will have Valerie in my corner, and before I throw you in the bodybag, I will have Valerie here, open up the bodybag while role you out of the ring, and make you fall right into the bodybag. Oh yeah, buy the way Klown, after you are in the bodybag, I will take a permanent black marker, and put, I was beat by “The Rage.”

Jeff “The Rage” Matthews: Now, I have a little something to say to another little queer that I am going to get a piece of come Monday Night War, so listen up Jack Logan. I am going to get a piece of your butt, no, no, no, let me repeat myself, I am going to get a handful of your butt, on Monday, then I am going to shove it in your mouth. I will kick and punch you, bodyslam after bodyslam, suphlex, after suphlex, all until you can't stand no more, and come Monday Night War, I am going to prove to you that you are worthless, and you nothing but a big, fat loser that is not even strong enough to be in this federation. So Jack Logan, make sure that you are prepared to get the biggest butt whoopin of your, and I am sure this butt whoopin, will pretty much, end your career. So Jack Logan, come Monday Night War, pack all your bags, and prepare to leave the arena on a stretcher, that is going to take you to a near by, hospital. And you have to have casts everywhere on your body because I am going to break every single bone in you weak body, to where your career is ended ! Logan, when I am done with you, I agruntee you that you will have to lay in that hospital in critical condition, for at least a month, having doctors and nurses having to look over you and say, man, Jeff Matthews really kicked the living **** out of you on Monday Night War. Now, I am coming back to you, Wicked Klown. Come Monday night, I told you before you were going to be taken out ina bodybag..well Wicked Klown. I have decides not to do that, and just beat you the whole match and have you taken out in a stretcher just like Jack Logan. I'll save the body bag for you T-Dawg. T-Dawg, I'll be back out later to talk to you about our match come Monday Night War.

Jeff "The Rage" Matthews throws the mic into the crowd. Then, Jeff Matthews and Valerie get out of the ring and they amke their way to the back.

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