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Date Posted: 13:53:14 01/12/00 Wed
Author: Corey Reznor
Subject: Everybody Read This (Short)

(The camera show's a jobber match between two of HWF's worst. The camera then show's The New World DisOrder's locker room. The cameraman opens the door to show the 4 NWD members talking about how bad the match-up is. Reznor gets up and says this sucks way to much. Reznor gets out of his seat and grabs a chair. Reznor speed walks with his Tag Title around his waist and chair in hand. Soon the camera cuts to the ring as 'Tragedy' by Coal Chamber hits and Corey Reznor walks out. Reznor makes a crucifix at the top of the ramp with a tag title in one hand and a chair in the other. Reznor runs and slides into the ring. Reznor cracks the chair over one jobber's head and nails the other with the 'Reznor Spike' onto the chair. Reznor signals for his finisher and he jumps up top. Reznor jumps and nails his death-defying 'Reznor's Rage' onto the 'Reznor Spike' victim!Reznor paces around the ring and grabs a mic and continues to pace around.)

Reznor: You fans should all be glad and thankful that I ended this crappy match-up! Now I have some quick words for that little face-painted biatch, White Devil! (Crowd Boo's) Oh gee White Devil you scare me. (Reznor goes the wiggling of the fingers like Scott Hall) Oh no I think I better hide tommorrow night. Bull f'n sh*t! White Devil, this is a falls count anywhere which is almost basically your typical hardcore style match except with different stipulations. See you can bring your baseball bat or whatever and it'll be ending up shoved right down your damn throat! See your finishers are basically a simple Evenflow DDT and a Reverse DDT. Wow those moves are hard to pull off and are very creative. See my moves the Reznor Spike is a split legged piledriver. Which is hard to pull off if your far into a match and then there's the ever so popular and death-defying 450* Corkscrew Moonsault also known as the 'Reznor's Rage'! White Devil, this infact will be a cake-walk for me as I will stomp all over your jobber ass. See that match in the IC tournament or whatever was just a jobber match for Mankind to advance. See I've been in like 6 main events, lots of co-main events and you've been in like um how about ZERO! So White Devil, there's the facts for your jobber ass and let's see if you can back up what you said earlier today. Nobody and I mean nobody like White Devil can stand a chance against me. See White Devil, you'll forever be among the land of the jobbers w/ your jobber friends like Mayes, Napalm, and whatever other's there may be. So White Devil, I advise you to pack your backs and fly far far away from a HWF Arena. If you do show up it will be the stupidiest thing you've ever done besides joining the Most Hardcore Federation! Now I would like you all to make some noise for my girl, Brittany Smith!

('What A Girl Wants' plays and a few seconds later Brittany Smith walks out. Reznor slides out and helps Smith into the ring. Reznor hands her the mic.)

Brittany: Thank You very much! Now my man brought me into the world of wrestling when he was re-signing his contract and the Prez immediatly offered my one as well. My eyes were huge once I saw how much I was being paid for just being a manager and valet. Now I want to let my guy, Reznor say a few last words.)

Reznor: Thank You Very Much! Make some noise for BRITTANY! (Crowd Pops) Now Nyte Ryda and Balla you chumps haven't said anything about McBain's open challenge. See we are the tag team champions and sorry if you feel screwed but that's how things go in the real world of pro-wrestling. So what do you two fatty's say?! Now prepare to be taken over by no not just the New Age Outsiders but the New World F'N DisOrder!

('Tragedy' by Chamber hits and Brittany and Corey kiss and then the two jobbers from earlier get up. Reznor kicks one in the stomach and nails him with a sit-down powerbomb onto the steel chair. Reznor grabs the other one and nails a crucifix powerbomb to the outside threw a table! Reznor flicks the laid out men off and leaves w/ Brittany.)

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