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Date Posted: 20:48:21 01/03/00 Mon
Author: The Joker
Subject: Sorry, it's short
In reply to: The Joker 's message, "Mankind, read this, NOW" on 20:47:08 01/03/00 Mon

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> ***The lights inside of the Hardcore Arena in Phoenix
> Arizona go out and the Joker’s music hits the
> speakers. The crowd jumps to their feet as the
> reigning Television Champion comes through the
> curtains. The crowd goes nuts as he raises the
> Television Title into the air. He stops atop the
> entrance ramp and bows his head, raising both of his
> arms to the side. Confetti erupts from the four
> turnbuckles into the crowd as the Joker pulls a
> microphone from his back pocket.***
>

> Joker: “Welcome…to HWF…is…Joker. The
> HWF savior, the reigning Television Champion, the true
> Lord of the Dance, the Joker, has arrived. And look at
> this. After the Pay-Per-View, who still has
> the Television Title? Does Maxim Reality have the
> title? No. Does Hardcore Jay have the Television
> Title? No. The one true champion still holds his belt.
> Maxim Reality has talked about taking the Television
> Title back to the Prime Time Players. Well, the
> Television Title was never in the Prime Time Players.
> Balla lost it before the Players were formed. So
> there. Now, I was totaling up the results from the
> Pay-Per-View, and it seems that the New World Disorder
> holds the majority of the titles. Let’s see. The Joker
> holds the Television Title, Triple X holds the
> European Title, Ryan McBain holds the Intercontinental
> Title and the Tag Team Title, and Corey
> Reznor holds the other Tag Title. Quite an impressive
> group. And now, the Prime Time Players only hold
> one title. Interesting. Hardcore Jay talked about
> how everyone was picking Maxim to take home the
> Television Title. Wrong! Balla lost the World Title to
> Mankind, and now the Hardcore Tag Champs are Team
> Extreme. Not a good day for the Prime Time Players.
> But a great day for the New World Disorder. And very,
> very soon we will hold the Hardcore Tag Team Titles.
> Now, I know that everyone sitting in the back is
> scratching their nuts and thinking, “What does he
> mean?” Well, let me clear this up. Ladies and
> gentlemen, boys and girls, the Joker has accumulated a
> tag team partner. I mean, it’s only logical. McBain
> and Reznor are partners, so I figure I might as well
> have a partner as well. So, Team Extreme, Triple X and
> I are challenging you to a Hardcore Tag Title match.
> You pick the time, we’ll pick the belts from your cold
> dead hands. And prepare HWF, because the Hardcore
> Wrestling Federation is now X-Raided.”
>

> ***The Joker paces around the ramp.
> He shifts the Television Title from his left shoulder
> to his right shoulder, then continues.***
>

> Joker: “Now, onto Mankind.”
>
> ***The crowd erupts at the mention
> of his name.***
>
> Joker: “When the Joker is talking, I
> demand complete silence! So shut the hell up!”
>
> ***The crowd begins to boo as the
> Joker continues.***
>

> Joker: “First off, Mick,
> congratulations on winning the World Title. It will be
> mine shortly. But don’t worry about that title. You
> shouldn’t worry about hanging onto your title, you
> should be worried about me. Because Thursday,
> you are going to face me in the first ever Buried
> Alive Casket Match. And trust me, it won’t just be a
> walk through the park for you. You will be beaten like
> the donkey that you are, slapped around, beaten from
> the Boiler room to the basement to the rafters. You
> have no change Mankind. You’re just not in good enough
> shape to keep up with me. You’ve got bad knees, you’re
> missing 2/3 of your ear, and your missing your two
> front teeth. So, basically, you won’t be able to keep
> up with me speed wise, and you won’t hear 2/3 of my
> attack. But there is one good thing that comes out of
> this. You are missing teeth, so that will make it
> easier to eat the hospital food after our match.
> Because that is where you’re going to be. Your family
> will visit you at your beside, mourning the fact that
> you’re still alive. Think about it, Mick. Your two
> children standing at your bedside, wondering what
> happened. Tubes attached to various parts of your
> body, the hot nurse giving you a sponge bath…well,
> that’s a good thing, but anyway. Mick, you talk about
> how I am going to be beat by chair shot to chair shot,
> and that I am going to be stuffed into the casket.
> Well, I had the prez order an extra large casket so
> you can actually fit inside of it. It even has a dip
> in the bottom for your fat ass to fit into. You talk
> about how I am a good wrestler, but not as good as
> you. Well, Mick, not many are as good as you. Let’s
> see, who are you as good as? Oh, yeah. You’re about as
> good as Hacksaw Jim Duggan. You know, the guy that all
> the rest of the wrestlers watched when we were two or
> three. And you tagged with him. So, Mick, hang up the
> boots and get it over with. You might go down in the
> history books as the first HWF champion to hold the
> World Title twice, but that is not really anything to
> be proud of. So you won a big shiny title. Wow! And I
> just received news that you are going to defend the
> title against C-Rock next Monday. Well, Mick, best of
> luck to you. But back to our match this Thursday. I am
> going to kick your old wrinkled ass from one side of
> the arena to the other. Blade told me he saw your ass
> in the shower and your ass has more dimples than a
> golf ball. And the Joker always hits a hole in one. So
> this Thursday, you are going to be beat by the single
> fastest up and coming athlete in the Hardcore
> Wrestling Federation today. After I beat you with
> everything I can get my hands on, I’ll pick you up on
> my shoulders and drop you into the casket. I’ll close
> the lid and then proceed to shovel more dirt than is
> provided onto it. I’ve even bought an extra 10 bags of
> dirt to pour onto that coffin. You might have had more
> experience in Buried Alive matches, you might have
> more experience in matches period, but you are going
> to be stuffed into that casket, one way or another.
> Have a nice day, ya fat bastard. I mean, you are
> absolutely no match for the Joker. Now, Mick, I know
> that lately you’ve had your ass kicked many, many
> times by the New World Disorder, so I’ve decided to
> lock myself inside of a cage until our match this
> Thursday.”
>

>
> ***A cage is lowered down from the ceiling and the
> Joker promptly steps inside and closes the door.***
>

> Joker: “This cage is not here to
> protect me, uh uh, this cage is to protect you
> from me. Because I don’t want you to have an
> excuse when you lose this Thursday. I don’t want to
> hear about how you had your ass kicked backstage and
> couldn’t compete to your fullest. I know you’re going
> to come out here and whine and moan about how you
> weren’t at your fullest, but Mick, you’ll have no
> excuses for Thursday. Plain and simple, you are going
> to lose. You can’t handle the Joker. I’m gonna be all
> over you, beating you with anything I can find. And
> you will not, I repeat, I will not, survive our match.
> You will be bruised, broken, bleeding, in other
> words…dead!”
>

> ***The crowd boos and begins to chant, “A**hole!
> A**hole! A**hole!”***
>

> Joker: “Yeah, like I care what you drunk rednecks
> think about me. This Thursday, your icon, the Joker,
> will go into the match with 100% confidence, and he
> will leave the match with 100% percent of Mankind’s
> blood on his hands. Mankind will lose blood, lose body
> parts, and ultimately, lose the match. The Joker has
> spoken, therefore it is truth. You can’t always
> believe everything that you see or hear, but when the
> Joker makes a guarantee, it is fulfilled. Mick, this
> Thursday, you will wish you never incited the fury and
> wrath of the Joker. But, unfortunately for you, it
> will be too late. Because you will be in the ground,
> being covered by dirt. I’d like to read Mankind a poem.
>
>
Even though it’s clear that I’m lying,
> I’m so sad to hear that you’ll be dying.
> You’ve been here a while, had a great career.
> But the beating you’ll receive will be oh so sever.
> But if I were a wrestler, as retarded as you,
> I’d piss off the Joker, so I could die too.”

>
>

> ***The crowd boos as loud as they can, while the Joker
> smiles.***
>

> Jim Ross: “The Joker is sick.”
>

>
> Joker: “I’ll meet you in that ring this Thursday,
> Mick. And remember, dying time’s here. Have a nice
> day.”
>

> ***The Joker’s music plays and the
> crowd boos loudly. The cage is slowly lowered up to
> the ceiling, as the Joker’s picture appears on the
> HardcoreTron.***
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