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Date Posted: 13:45:11 01/05/00 Wed
Author: Big Moose Keegan
Subject: Jay Man, Thursday it ends!


*BMK and Chloe are sitting in the hotel bar...watching the Pay Per View encore. The HWF cameras are there, getting ready to film a promo with the two. As the camera crew is about to start, somebody plays "Fuel" by Metallica in the Jukebox and a BMK chants starts.*

BMK : Ya want an interview...well here it goes...

*BMK gets out of stool and climbs the bar. He walks over to the beer tap and pours himself a pint and then looks into the camera.*

BMK : Jay Man...I'd have to say you are the dumbest peice of trash I've ever encountered in wrestling. And believe me, I've been around the block a few times. You seem to be quite proud of your preformance the other night and I ain't going to make any excuses, but how'd the hell you do with someone named Blue Devil helping you out? What you did to me...I'll never forget, it's the hardest fall I've taken but Jay...you're gonna have to kill me to keep me from hunting you down. Even it takes me the rest of my career to bash your thick skull in, I will. Tomorrow night me and you square off in a last man standing match. Just you and me, one on one. It seems pretty conveinvent that your bro has the night off....who you sucking off to arrange something like that? But let it be known that if your brother sticks his nose in one bit, I'll break it off!

*BMK chants start again as he grabs another beer.*

BMK : You also said that I was a red-neck bitch or something like that...well, the way I look at is that yeah..I'm a little red-neck. A little bit stubborn. But that's why I ain't gonna quit. As you can see Jay Man, your rants and raves about being hardcore and your little cane haven't scared me yet. You may have knocked me down, but I ain't out, not by a longshot. Thursday night, when I get my hands around your fucking neck, I'm going to choke and squeeze all the air out of your hardcore body. I'm going to crack a little smile as your fat head starts to turn blue and purple. I'm going to antler drop you so many times that you won't know which way is up...

*The bar patrons are going nuts.*

BMK : ...and when it's all over, your battered and bruised body lays in the center of the ring under my boot, I'm going to grab a cold super-can of Molson and open it with the last tooth in your mouth. FUKENEH!

*Chloe stands up on the bar, beer in hand.*

Chloe : And Jay Man...I've seen you try to work your magic on the ladies in the back and well, you'd be lucky if you get a hooker with a million dollars in your pocket. You are never going to get close to this....

*Chloe lifts up her shirt to reveal a white satin bra holding in her ample....endowments. BMK grabs another beer in one hand and grabs Chloe around the waist with the other.*

BMK : See ya tomorrow Jay Man, looking forward to it. And a toast to the Prime Time Playaz...still my boys. Hit Squad forever...FUKENEH!!

*The scene fades out.*

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