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- gnomes are weird -- risa, 18:19:40 09/29/01 Sat
I think the gnomes are really strange and they are evil too how did this whole gnome thing start now, bcuz they are evil ones and they only lyke doom and that is not cool at all it is bad. but they have weird hats maybe they are kinda cool, but then why do gnomes have sheep? i dont think they should bcuz sheep are cute and nice, innocent ones and gnomes are not...i dunno this was a pointless message i guess but thas ok, i hope
N E ways u kno, this is a cool little message thing but u ppls are really w e i r d hehe in a good way i guess
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- zaaaaa? que? yes, zhiny night gem and jewel! -- Mr. Xarvox, 20:17:50 09/19/01 Wed
Gnomes are creepy and all must die! Their doomishness is merely a cover-up for their secret plans to take over the southern hemisphere! I saw them once and now they are pursuing me. No! it was bad idea methinks to come on board of gnome! Away!!!!!
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- CPA INVADES THE GNOMES!!!!!!! -- Ransac, 17:49:23 09/19/01 Wed
You requested an audience, you got one. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!!!!!
Gnomes rules. Long live the CPA.
Ransac, cpa trash man
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- Gnomes are awesome -- Kay, 15:08:14 08/26/01 Sun
I think Gnomes are cute and nice... so are sheep. I'll write more later. And Wayne should shut up, cuz he's not funny... and he's just going to annoy everyone with his remarks.
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- ive been cammel spotting for years -- texicodevil, 15:07:44 08/26/01 Sun
and ive seen nearly one.
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- God will smite you! -- Betty Bowers, 22:49:25 07/28/01 Sat
The landover baptist godloving christians are aware of this! We will not stand for this crime-loving satanic ritual! God will come down from the heavens and smite you all for having done such a wicked deed and insulting and trying to convert baptist god-loving christians everywhere! You are evil! Demon!
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- Anyhow. -- Wayne, 19:51:02 07/15/01 Sun
Yawn. Anyhow. Im done with this message board. It's boring now. In conclusion, if you don't like my posting you can suck my balls.
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- Hm.. -- Wayne, 20:45:58 07/15/01 Sun
Anyhow. Sorry if I really did piss any of you off, was just looking for some fun. If I really did, then I'm sorry. But if I didn't, then well, I'm not.
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- By the way.. -- Wayne, 20:25:30 07/16/01 Mon
Nuking people through e-mail is impossible. Nukes are OOB (Out of Boundary) Data that causes the computer to attempt to read it, and it can't, therefore causing it to clean it's memory. Summary: It can't read the nuke, and reboots. E-mails can't handle OOB data, as they are text communications and OOB data is not text. Nuking someone requires sending this OOB data directly to the computer through your own computer, leaving you open to tracking methods. Nuking also requires you to have the Internet Provider's address for you, allowing you to have a direct connection. Summary: E-mails can't hold nukes, to nuke someone you connect to their computer and send the nuke through your computer to theirs. Worms are different from OOB data, which I was referring to. Worms are bits of data that imbed themself within the e-mail itself, acting as a seperate file which opens automatically when you open the e-mail. Worms also have the potentiality to erase hard-drives, and send themselves to all on the address book. Fortunately Hotmail, which is run on a Linux server, takes all the data besides the text and calls it a separate file. Therefore, if you were to send a worm to hotmail it would read as a separate file, and only the reciever could unleash the virus on himself. Better?
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- One more thing.. -- Wayne, 05:50:58 07/17/01 Tue
Worms are extremely illegal. Remember the Melissa virus? Worm. The FBI has a worm tracking unit specially designed for just the situation. This is why I would never use a worm.
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- Yawn. -- Wayne, 19:02:31 07/17/01 Tue
Well shit, you people just like to argue don't you? Anonymous, obviously you can't/don't read. I already said I was leaving, until you people had to come back with these "witty" messages. Since you can't read, I'll summarize for you: I intentionally pissed you people off. I have absolutely no problems with gnomes. I don't give a fuck whether or not you try to mate with them, live with them, enchant them, whatever. It was fun to piss you people off. And I was done, until you and Kyle had to rear your ass out and decide that wasn't enough. So? Who cares if I am sucking the fun out of this site? I don't. You shouldn't. No one else should, either. Just get another fuckin board, instead of sitting here and bitching at me. Or you could just do the easy thing and shut your fucking trap, as I already said I was leaving. I can't resist responding to messages like this though, so, in summary, FUCK OFF.
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- omg -- kidrock33337777, 12:54:03 07/20/01 Fri
ok i was talking to a "gnome" he kinda scared me......but now the gnomes r my friends :)
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- what the heck? -- JilteR69, 12:51:51 07/20/01 Fri
What the heck is up with this gnome crap? I'm lost...I was just instructed to post a message here...they said i may lose my eternal soul...but i'll okay...Jesus loves me right?:)....well i can't seem sto find this damn gnome page that everyone talking bout but o'well....
Peacizal
Jessica
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- gnomes huh? -- carissa, 12:21:16 07/20/01 Fri
This is the first time I have ever seen this site. It is odd. what is the facination with gnomes? Have any of you seen David the Gnome? That's a good show.
BYE!
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- Oh God You People -- Anonymous, 18:01:06 07/17/01 Tue
Goddammit Wayne! This site was actually kinda fun and then you came along and had to put your cynical ass out there and screw it all up. Don't you realize that some people enjoy obessesing about inanimate objects??? I mean, if a few people are dumb enough to post this site,do you really think that there's any use in complaining? If you have a problem with it, then just don't come here. You're like some evil villian that comes just to suck the fun out of everyone elses life because you are too much of a loser to have any fun of your own. So just drag your cynical ass back to it's God-forsaken sofa and get the hell away from the damned computer! That is all.
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- Yawn. -- Wayne, 20:20:17 07/16/01 Mon
Kyle, I'll try not to instigate a fight. When I said Kyle, I assumed it was either you or Kyle S. When I said "Suck my balls", it was an insult. If you don't believe other people use this as an insult, I suggest you go out onto the streets and listen around for awhile. I visit this website for approximately 10 seconds (Not joking, I type 105 wpm.), all insults are made up during the time I'm typing. I had planned to leave this place alone, if you hadn't read my message. You, on the other hand, continued to prod on. If you think I sit on my ass all day, you obviously do a poor job of stalking me, as I am gone all day. 8 am - 6 pm. My dogs have not, and never will, lick my balls. I do not wish it. I would shoot them if they tried. I am not joking. I did not, and currently do not, have any type of vendetta against you. I was hoping to piss you off and humor myself with a somewhat less-organized debate, in which I succeeded apparently. Retarded Magnet is an oxymoron. I found out about this message board through my own ways, which are mine and mine alone. Anyhow.
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- yeah, you did piss us off! -- Kyle, 16:05:45 07/16/01 Mon
Oh yeah, one more thing, you call gnomes gay, yet you want us to suck your balls? Thats disgusting and is probably already being done by your "dogs" anyway: "Who likes the skippy, who likes the skippy peanut butter?"- Wayne
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- Wayne, god! leave this place alone! -- Kyle, 15:59:25 07/16/01 Mon
Wayne, i hope you realize that i have only posted two of the messages on this message board and neither of them are the ones you've responded to saying my name in the response. That was some other gnome freak, you know i'm not the only one who likes gnomes on this planet. Of course you probably know no one else (sitting on your ass all day thinking up insults and trying to nuke different people that you hate through email), and you only know me because of that retarded magnet program, which you are still in by the way. You've turned this message board into some kind of personal vendetta agaisnt me. How did you find out about this message board any way?
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- The Doomish Sort of Gnomes -- Mr. Gnome, 11:49:32 07/03/01 Tue
Welcome to the only forum about The Doomish Sort of Gnomes.
The Gnomes are going to become the rulers of the universe in the name of communism. The gnome looks like this: A red hat ("a gnome without a hat is not a gnome and he knows it!" - The Book Of Gnome), a gnome is sort of fat and wears odd clothing. The only advice i can give you is to force into your possession, a gnome! And do it quick! (This was NOT posted by ANTI-Gnome-ists but rather the opposite!!!)
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- Gay. -- Wayne, 12:22:56 07/10/01 Tue
There's a reason that people are called Maggots. This pretty much sums it up.
1. Gnomes are gay. They're inanimate. They don't talk. Anyone who disagrees with this is obviously a f*in idiot, and deserves to be shot.
2. I can't believe they allow this kind of crap on the web. I am now actually stupider from having read this crap.
3. It absolutely stuns me that you people came up with an entire CONVERSATION based on gnomes. It boggles me as to how you do this. I am absolutely speechless as to the Forest Gump-ish brain cells that fly around here.
4. My dog actually barks with more thought than you people have used here.
5. Blah blah blah, I know you all are going to B*tch about me coming here and spoiling your little fun, and I can hear your stupid @$$ little complaints right now "Oh, well we're just having fun! What's wrong with that?" Because this is the kind of crap that people shouldn't have to deal with on the web.
6. In closing, any hate-mail, etc. forwarded to me will be dealt with accordingly =). As in, mailbombing your e-mail back, blocking you, and if you use a non-internet mail, maybe a little worm attached. So don't email me with crap.
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- Wayne -- Yawgmoth, 14:15:34 07/15/01 Sun
Wayne,
Your ignorance is stupifying. You believe gnomes aren't alive just because they don't move. They don't move to trick you. It's camoflauge, see if they know you don't know they can move then they can get you anywhere at anytime. Besides, most humans don't even move as much as gnomes do. Humans like yourself only fall out of bed because of gravity and you only eat by other humans cramming food down your mouth... like the gnomes. Take your medication. Respond when you're feeling better... don't sell the straight-jacket yet.
Yawgmoth(The Creator)
P.S. Meet your doom!
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- umm... gnomes, what else.... stupid.... -- corinne, 19:35:28 07/03/01 Tue
u guys are freaks... which is y u hang wit da magnet. but still... weird.... yea, i'm outta things ta say, so i think i'mma just go away, and kwit taking up space.... but w h a t e v e r . . .
~CoRiNnE~
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- Doomish-Gnome-Haters Are Beastly! -- Gnome of Death, 19:13:54 07/03/01 Tue
Doomish-Gnome-Haters Are Beastly! Doomish gnomes are very doomish and can hurt one very badly if one does not obey, don't you agree?! Someday the doomish gnomes will hunt down all you anti-gnome-ists and "doom" you! ( Dwarves can die screaming with sharp things in their heads but gnomes cannot be desecrated for fear of their doom-ish ways)
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- Gnomes that don't live up to their doomishness -- Yawgmoth, 16:12:17 07/08/01 Sun
There are some gnomes that have been called doomish gnomes but don't really deliver their doom. Let's say for example MR. GNOME just falls over, is he really dooming anything but the floor? Now secondly how can you expect gnomes to doom anything when they just sit in gardens. Yawgmoth proposes that you instead use newts to sit in the gardens and the gnomes can go out and bite elephants. Like they should. Now I need to respond to Corinne: We aren't freaks just because we talk about gnomes. Gnomes can be great things if you know how to use them plus only people who can't take over the world don't like gnomes. HAHA! Mortals bow at my command and Urza was nothing but two shiny rocks. Good day gnome lovers! You're time for greatness will come.
YAWGMOTH (Lord of everything!)
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- Doomish Elephant Birds Return? -- Madagascar Native, 21:28:50 07/08/01 Sun
Hello Doomish gnome lovers,
My name is dr. ihavnolief and recently i have discovered that many reportings of elephant birds have been made in the Seattle area. No one knows how these flightless beasts recently thought to be extinct could make it to seattle but it has been reported that one is hiding behind the space needle. Now i find this extremely easy to believe due to the camoflauge given the elephant bird. Like the chameleon the elephant bird has been fitted to match its environment.
These birds are quite doomish and should be considered very doom like. Much like your gnome friends.
Thanks again for enjoying doomish sorts of things.
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