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Subject: Wheeee!!! *Kitsune Uzuki, being a kid trapped inside a grown-ups body is seen wearing a green suit (Compliments of Drop-Dead-Fred) sliding down the marble staircase in the Marble Gallery.* Author: Kitsune Uzuki, leader of the Forest something-or-other [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 20:09:19 08/08/01 Wed Beddy-bye!!!! *He shouts out loud, still sliding down the banister, not seening the obstruction ahead of him. The others turn their heads away in horror, feeling sympathy pain for had just happened.* I'm ok! *The fox said in a high pitched voice.* Ah-ha! I'm just kidding! I leave slapstick comedy for Saturdays! *The fox suddenly realizes that his accent was gone, quickly changing the way he talked.* Alroight, lets get down ta business. Ah know that some of ya have joined, right? Oh please say yes... What am Ah sayin'? Of carse ya joined! Dinnea be afraid ta talk to me. Seneroth and Furrtil ain't the only ones workin' 'ere. *He sees the others looking at his peculiar clothes.* Oh, roight, allow me ta change into somethin' more appropriate. *A curtain appears out of nowhere and consumes the fox. When it is drawn away his appearance is more to the times. A Crystal cape hung on his shoulders, barely hiding the Navy blue chest plate within.* OK, that's more like it. Anyway, Ah hope yer not melting from this bloody heat. Ah'll be seein' yew later. G'day to ya! [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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Subject Author Date Telemain stood smoking tabac from his pipe."sire, when are we going to deal with those vermin problems. I cant just sit back and watch. Give me a dutie that can be fufiled from the air."Telemain begins putting on his specially made falcon armor." Sire, I request a dutie, and when I get one I shall leave at sun rise." Telemain, Loyal warrior and Hunter. 04:45:44 08/09/01 Thu Youm kin jus goo to ee message bord furr ee mishuns, Telemain. Pweze goo! No wun's been dere 'sept Seneroth! An wem need sumwun dere! Furrtil 11:40:22 08/09/01 Thu HAHAHHAHAHAHA! Did youm know youm jus landed on sum veggible oil, an youm bes HAHAHAHAHHAHA sloidin away! Furrtil 11:41:43 08/09/01 Thu Aaaaaaaaoooouuuuuuch!!!! *Kitsune accidentally touches the vegetable oil with his fingers, unbeknownst to him that it had been sitting out in the scalding heat growing very hot.* **Lukk insoide!** Kitsune the red fox 12:46:29 08/09/01 Thu Hoo got mad at Fred? Oh, an youm kin go to da bord too, Kitsune. Heehee! Dat wuz fun watchin youm sloidin awa -- ahhhh! *the sliding fox knocks her over* Youm shudd watch whurr ee is goen! -- Furrtil, 16:08:20 08/09/01 Thu *jumps from out of nowhere and lands on Kitsune, using him as a sled* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeee! This is a jolly load of fun, wot wot! Hahaha! Sorry Kitsune, ol' chap...I jus' needed soom fun after bein' gone so long! (NT) Starbuck who is acting like a dibbun! 16:07:54 08/13/01 Mon Yeeheehee! Gudd oidea! *jumps onto Kitsune and clutches onto Starbuck, whooping and laughing* Furrtil who is a dibbun (well, at other clubs) 16:14:18 08/13/01 Mon Heehee! Go ta th' left a bit, Kitsune, ol' chap! Wheeeeeeeeee!!! (NT) Starbuck 17:01:41 08/17/01 Fri Yahahahhahahahahhahah! Watch owt furr Mudder Mellus! Hahahhhahhahahaaahahaahahhah! *the two slide around crazily on top of Kitsune* Furrtil 05:13:18 08/18/01 Sat ow Ow OW!!! *Tries to rub the pain away from the lump on his head.* Oi've never felt so used... Quickly now! Oi've gotta hoide bafore other dibbuns think that Oi'm a jungle gym! *Dashes away into the hall.* (NT) Kitsune the injured 15:55:27 08/19/01 Sun *winks at Furrtil* C'mon! Let's follow 'im! *runs after Kitsune* (NT) Starbuck 13:58:15 08/20/01 Mon ??? Oh... Oi get it, noice troi Furrtil! Muther Mellus is o'er at Redwall Abbey, not 'ere! *Hides behind a statue of Seneroth.* (NT) Kitsune the sly red fox 20:39:07 08/21/01 Tue Hey!!! *crashes into the statue* Dat wuz not noice! *hurls herself on Kitsune* Yore gonna pay fer dat! *shoves him and watches him slide around the floor and crash into Mother mellus* Toldya shes yurr! Furrtil 14:57:19 08/22/01 Wed Aaaah!!! *Stares at mother Mellus terrified, then starts to laugh.* Oh wait, it's just a statue of mother Mellus! *Laughing his head off, Kitsune was unprepared for the great injury that was caused when the statue fell upon him.* ... (NT) Kitsune in pain 09:42:04 08/23/01 Thu Hahahaahahahahahah! *shoves the statue off and it cracks down the middle* Hurr, gudd riddince to er, oi says! Furrtil 15:37:51 08/23/01 Thu Ya gonna be ok, Kitsune, old chap? (NT) Starbuck 13:44:39 08/24/01 Fri Oi durrly opes so! *stops laughing hysterically* Is ee otay? Is dere a nurse round yurr? DOCTOR, OH DOCTOR, WHURR IS EEE??????? Furrtil 16:03:28 08/24/01 Fri