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Date Posted: 21:57:57 02/12/00 Sat
Author: Spike
Author Host/IP: 46.newark-08-09rs.nj.dial-access.att.net / 12.78.99.46
Subject: I Had A Change Of Heart For Bob. Heres the column...

There's a lot of stuff I gotta clear up from my last column. So you might as well sit tight while I bend over backwards to please people... You know what? I'm not sorry. I don't know what you people expect me to do, sit in a corner and beat myself up for telling you the brutal truth? HELL NO! No one held a gun to my head and made me insult those people, so I won't pretend like anyone did. My only mistake is that I made a few typing errors when I edited that column. I don't regret anything I said or meant to say, I only regret being so ambiguous. Nor will I apolgise to you, the fans whom I offended, for telling you the truth as I see it. This column is preceeded by a disclaimer for a reason. So stop emailing me because if I haven't replied to your hate mail by now, that means it's in my trash can.

As for this whole "Raven rules, Vamp sucks" or "Vamp rules, Juggalo for life" BS, grow up! I had someone tell me that I can't be a fan of Raven AND Vampiro. Well, I guess I'm bucking the system, just like I always have. Me with my attitude that got me this job in the first place. I'M A COLUMNIST AND YOU AREN'T!... I've also had someone tell me that my name was "unorigonal" and I "stole it from the site name." Well *anonymous*, I was dubbed Spike before I ever started writing columns for Vampirospike.com. I could go on about other columnists on the net who stole names from other people, including wrestlers, but I chose not to becase this is my column and I don't feel like it. Think of it this way- I put the SPIKE in VampiroSPIKE.com as well as my big ego...

I haven't had a good nights sleep in days and I feel like absolute crap. I'm tired of stressing myself out over the idiocy of some of the people who bother to come to this site. If you don't like me, stop your b*tchin' and get you @$$ in the kitchen and make me some pie!..

And now for the down and dirty...

This weeks topic... take a wild guess.. That's right, think... I know you never have to exercise that muscle in your cranium but try... YOU GOT IT! Tongue- as in the slimy thing in you mouth- is spelled T-O-N-G-U-E. I bet you never knew that. I bet you never even passed the third grade. He he Jeffris is funny...

This "Raven going down the wrong path again" angle is great. The confrentation between him and Paul E. was the highlight of the entire ECW on TNN show last week. And this week was PHENOMINAL! The rest was a snoozfest, just like WWF's Raw with the debut of the "WCW four." McMahon buried them but he really worked them in as heels. He did it again. Back on the issue of Raven, it seems blatantly obvious that WHEN- not IF- Raven reforms his flock or nest (whatever he calls it now) that Mikey Whipwreck will be in it. Raven, Vandenburg and Mikey ... New Flock? Hmmm... Francine, I don't like her. Nor do I like any of the women of extreme, with the exceptions of Jazz and Beulah. What does Fran weight, a dime and a quarter? Or is it just a dime? I don't know what is so pretty about a woman who looks like a stick with softballs glued to it...

I like Steve Corino. No, really, I do. Seriously, this isn't a joke. I LIKE STEVE CORINO! I'd also like to rub BW2 bleach mixed with 40 Volume Oreal Cream Developer into his scalp. *jk*

SURVEY TIME!

What Color Manic Panic would you like to see in Steve Corino's hair?-
A) Midnite Blue
B) Wildfire Red
C) Ultra Violet
D) Candycotton Pink

Me, well, I have Hot Hot Pink in my hair right now. I'm ordering Red and Violet from a Catalog so in 3-6 weeks so that too will change...

Usually here I talk about Vamp's matches but as far as I know, he's in Germany with lotsa fans flocking to see him. The people are treating him well like he ought to be. *Simon Diamond pose* He he he....... HHEERREESS JOHNNY!!!

And another thing. Is it just me or is Vampiro the only guy in the WCW locker room who takes pride in working hard to make things better? I love the guys who trash him for saying that he likes WCW. If you ask me, WCW lost all of it's real main-eventers and are now bringing back everyone Hogan buried or Russo sidelined. Those guys belong at home fingering through photos and watching tapes of themselves in their prime, something they are far passed, and not in the ring refusing to job like the bunch of saggy old farts they are. It's guys with egos like Hogan who refuse to JOB and guys like Sullivan who punish the young talent for being good that are ruining that company. If everyone worked as hard as Vamp did at their job, and not b*tching and being difficult, the company wouldn't be going under. Will they EVER learn? There's a right formula for ratings aka RUSSO+HARD WORK and a wrong formula for ratings aka SULLIVAN+LAZINESS. Hell, Nitro's ratings were less than WALKER TEXAS RANGER's! I'M NOT KIDDING! So the place where the big boys play was seen by fewer people [2.7] than the reruns of a 50-some year old martial arts moron kicking @$$ in a "fuzzy-wussy-feel good" show [3.3]. Ha ha.. ha ha ha... HA HA HA HHAA!!! WWHHOOO HA HA HA! *falls over holding ribs* HHHHAAAAHHHHAAAA AAAHHHAAA!!!!

To quote Mark Madden, my second favorite columnist on the net-

"Fish or cut bait.

Put up or shut up.

I'm begging you, do one or the other.

Because all the bitching is getting boring. More boring than Nitro on its worst night ever."

Mark, I agree whole-heartedly. Keep making me feel like I'm not the only free thinking columnist on the internet...

I don't think that anyone really understands what's going to happen to Vampiro in WCW. I don't think anyone cares. They all talk like he should leave because he's miserable. I thought he should but I see I was wrong. I am a big enough person to admit my faults. I listened to the meaningless chatter. Well gee you morons, if he was miserable he wouldn't be saying he loves working there! *ditsy look* ADAH!!! I'm not like some fans who like Vampiro because of ICP, the Misfits, or his gothic gimmik. I LIKE HIS WRESTLING SKILLS! HE IS AN ENTERTAINING WRESTLER! That's my opinion. Feel free to disagree. As for all the whiners, anyone who decides to try and jump to WWF or ECW from WCW with the "I was paid more to work less in WCW and now I have to work more and get payed less here, this bites" attitude will never be givin a chance- something they don't deserve. It's all the whiners and their b*tching that's screwing WCW up. Vampiro may be givin more chances for real success now that everyone who had the guts to leave did. As long as he's happy I am, sort of, you get it...

And speak of the devil, I mean, Bob Barnett. He may be "important" to this site in one way or another, but I don't like him. Who says I have to? Should I be punished for having an opinion?!! Should Gabby or TRS be punished for what I say? Fact of the matter is, it doesn't take a lot for me to not like someone. It takes a lot for those whom I don't like to come back into my good graces too. But I agree to disagree with Bob. I won't fight over stupid little things and blame anything on anyone else. Nor will I fret over this who Misfits and Vampiro thing. I will wait patiently until the news is official and not stoop low like some people I know and spread doubt and rumors.

This site has changed so much and I miss the old friendly atmosphere here and not the new snooty egotisitcal one. You're talking to the "Queen of people whom others come to talk to about depressing stuff because I'm always miserable." Besides, I'm the only one here who's alowed to have an ego...

I am behind Ian all the way, no matter what he decides to do, but don't p*ss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Until next time, this is Spike and- "Oh.. you got a letter? I got ran over, Helen gets her hair chopped off and Julie gets a body in her trunk and you get a letter? That's balanced."

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