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Date Posted: 21:17:23 02/04/00 Fri
Author: h
Subject: test for another fed

Saturday Battle Royal

the scene opens up as there is a car driving down down highway 21,it is a silver viper speeding ,it is going at above 200mph.A cop pulls the viper over and gives him a speeding ticket,then the guy gets out of the viper,it is Extreme Havoc.He goes over to the dop and starts to yell at him telling him he has a big match soon in the HWF and he vcan't be lateor else he will loose the battle royal.the cop give him another ticket for verbal assulting a police officer.He goes back to his viper and starts to get back on the highway ,when he see's the cop is way behind him he sppeds up again but not as fast.He stops at a Wendy's,he pick up a junior buger a papa burger and a mama burger with a large frie,two pops.The he speeds off towards the arena,he finally makes it and gets his bag and walks in the back door,he goes to his dressing room and does his hair,brushes his teeth and flex's in the mirror.then he starts to walk down to the hallway to the stage where he is about to perform his speech for saturday.He is walking down thehallway when his girlfriend walks up to him and starts to walk with him to the ring.they stop at the back of the stage.The lights go out and flames fly up from the stage as sparks fly up from the ramp and the ring.the laser's fill the arena,in the ring is a laser symbol that says Extreme Havoc,smoke fills the stage.Then there is two figures standing in the smoke on the stage,then they wak down the ramp out of the smoke,for every step they take sparks fly up from the ramp.They reach the steel stairs,his girl friend walks op,the havoc walks up and opens the ropes for her,she walka through and gets a mic from the announcer.She throws it over to Havoc.He gets on the top turnbuckle and starts to talk.

:Now you all want to know who this lovley lady beside me is right,you all want to know if we are going out or not right,you all want to know if we are married ot not right.

The crowed is chanting,we want puppies,we want puppies.

:Now beside my beutiful grilfriend over here i have to get on too the big Battle Royal I have on saturday.Now i havent seen these guys wrestle in a long time,it's either because they don't want to or they are afraid.I will toss them one by one over the top onto the floor,I will be crowned the winer with my hand help up high by the ref and then I will walk out of the ring into the back and drink some water.But as for Zell Dincht,I don't know ere he got that name that was pathetinc.I named my dog a better name then that,But as for him He will be the first one in I think,then I will come in andbeat the living hell out of him and then throw him over the ropes onto the mat were he shall hang his head in shame and walk away think that he is a loser.Then there is the Boricua Basher,he also has a retard name,he was at a native tribe or something and got that name from his mom,she was the basher of the tribe.But after I throw out that pathetic exuse for a wrestler Zell Dincht,he will run down the ramp like he is going to win and try to beat me up.The first punch or kick he lays on me I will start beating on his ass,I won't do anything to him because I have about a bit of respect for that guy,do you know why I have a bit of respect for that guy,it is because,I hate it when he wrestle's but i like his attitude,he can go in there and fight his heart out against me but I won't even brake a swet when I face him in that battle royal.I will kick his ass.Now as for Ruff Ryder,now i can see why you got kicked out of the VoF.You just plain suck,like i mean you suck,you can't fight your way out of a paper bag.So at the Battle Royal i will have no problem kicken your ass along with the rest of all the guys asses.

the crowed starts going wild with there new hero,Extreme Havoc,they start another chant.We want havoc,he kicks anybody's ass.Havoc,Havoc,Havoc,Havoc.

Announcer:This guy has to be the new fan favorit in this fed,they have never chanted this loud for anybody ever befor.I think this guy will be the next world Champion after the PPV with maverick and chief have the world title match.He is the best wrestler i have a ever seen,he has the crowed on his side,he has most of the wrestlers on his side,hell he has me on his side.I bet you that he has that beutiful lady beside him on his side for sure.Oh he is going to talk again.

:As for all the people in the battle royal,I will get them up in a powerbomb and then into a DVD and slam them on there head.Then i will throw them out on there head.I can picture it all now.

Flash forward to the match.

I am the first one in the ring,then the music comes on and the first guy enters,we start beating on each other.Then Iget a power bomb on him,he is laid out on the mat.I get to the top rope and do a senton bomb.

Then I pick him up from the mat and bring him up to my shoulders,I powerbomb him onto the outside.He lands on the mat gasping for air,then the paramedics come out and put him on a strecher and take him out into the back.Then the next guy comes out.He starts punching him with those hard right hands.He knocks him to the mat,then picks him up and throws him over the ropes.The next guy comes down the ramp and dropkicks me,but Ispring back up and give him a superkick.Then i get up on the top ropes and does a 450 splash and nails it right on the guys chest.then pick him up with one hand and chockslams him over the ropes.then ref raises my hand and tells me that i have won the match.

:Now that i have told you how I am going to win the battle royal i will hand it over to my girlfriend Karmen.

Karmen:well i have no dout that my man EXTREME HAVOC will win the battle royal.He is the best wrestler intheworld,he can beat anyone with his eyes closed.I think that he will throw each guy over the top rope and be crowned the Champion of the Battle royal.

:Thankyou sweetie,now I have to go.you all know that i will win the battle royal.But i have to get some rest for my match tommorow.Good night and pray for me,no wait you don't have to pray for me because i will win no problem.I got to go,C-ya.

Then he walks out of the ring,sparks start to fly up from the ramp as they both walk up the ramp into the back,you can hear the music.The camara fads off to the sound of kid rock.

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