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Date Posted: 15:18:29 12/04/02 Wed
Author: Lt. Dr. Diangelos
Subject: May I apply for a temporary position at the Academy?
In reply to: pixifer 's message, "Holidays at Nottingham Academy" on 11:48:42 12/03/02 Tue

Dear Staff of Notingham Academy,

Having recently been fired from my last job with the Black Dragons military unit, (thanks to the dimise of said unit,) I am seeking employement. Specialties include holiday cheer, endurence testing (ie. how long the students can keep their mouths shut when goaded), and how to live the life of a celibate. (I swear I'm good at this - how else is it to be explained that I've lacked a boyfriend for the last... three years is it?)

In anycase, I can also teach 'ways to 'accidently' download a virus into a target's computer. And how to hide immortant information by writing it into fanfiction that no one ever reads.

Yours,

Lt. Dr. Calypso Diangelos

PS: I am currently seeking civilian status and will be more than happy to aid with any war games.

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