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Date Posted: 18:02:59 12/30/02 Mon
Author: Ph0tog!, newly appointed
Subject: RE: Msg from the Headmistress of Nottingham Academy
In reply to: Dragonlady 's message, "Important Message from the Headmistress of Nottingham Academy" on 20:43:55 12/11/02 Wed

>Ph0tog - Director of Major Gifts
>With your flair for gifts and amazing ability to fake >photos for blackmail purposes, NA should have its new
>indoor wargames arena in no time! (Note: I am appointing
>you to this position despite your VERY questionable
>references.)

Headmistress: Allow me to express my pleasure atupon hearing of the Academy's decision regarding my application.
Additionally, I should like to report that, while you were abroad this past weekend with the Softball team, I am pleased to report that a trio of cadets were discovered to be funneling large amounts of cash from their guardians' accounts under the guise of paying a non-existent "stocking cap" tarriff imposed by the Academy.
As a result of their discovery and unmasking, the cadets perpetrating the scheme were punished (as I am not in charge of punishment, I cannot give further details), and the funds re-channelled into a newly established fund for the war games arena. As the fund's total rises, I think we may confidently re-name the building project no longer a simple, "arena," but rather a, "colliseum."

Respectfully yours,
Ph0tog
Director of Major Gifts, Nottingham Academy

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