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Date Posted: 12:30:27 11/18/02 Mon
Author: Lark
Subject: OT Humor -- Gross, Disgusting, and so very terribly amusing (in an ironic way)

FACTS THAT SHOULD CHEER YOU UP But probably won't...

* During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool, you will
ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

* In an average day, your hands will come into indirect
contact with 15 penises (touching doorhandles, etc.).

* An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain
12 pubic hairs.

* In a year, you will have swallowed 14 insects-while you
slept.

* Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have
recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

* Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have
recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

* In a lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined the contents
of your dirty linen basket.

* At an average wedding reception, you have a 1/100 chance
of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

* Daily, you will breathe in 1 liter of other people's anal
gases.

With all of this in mind, have a GREAT day!!!!

:o)

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