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Date Posted: 06:40:25 09/27/02 Fri
Author: Lark
Subject: Another one... this one's only G-rated (sorry, Phoenix!)
In reply to: Lark 's message, "TGIF!! -- OT, and definitely NC-17 humor!!" on 05:56:00 09/27/02 Fri

A blond was shopping at K-Mart and came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said, "why, that's a thermos.... it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

"Wow," said the blond, "that's amazing... I'm going to buy it!" So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day.

Her boss, who is also blond, saw it on her desk. "What's that?" he asked. << Note: he's a MALE blond!

"Why, that's a thermos... it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold," she replied.

"Wow, that's amazing," said the boss, "what do you have in it?"

"Two Popsicles and some coffee."

:o)

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