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Sleeping in past 5:30am and quality snuggle time with the honey.
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Lunch consists of more than a Vente Chai Latte and 3-month-old pretzel crumbs you found on your desktop that you had to wet your fingers to pick up.
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3 hours lost in a day commuting to and from SF.
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Chatting on line with all of the fun people in my life… Wormie can you hear me, Darkling can you hear me, Jessica can you hear me calling… (Sad little tribute to Yentl I know, but cut me come slack… see #9).
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Daily naps with Vicodine dreams staring the BOW and Javier and Joaquim… sigh, I really, really, really miss those. Where have all the kitties gone, long time passing. Where have all the kitties gone, long time ago. Where have all the kitties gone, gone to others dreams my friends, when will it ever end when will it ever end…
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Wardrobe consisting solely of boxers and Ts. Ladies, you can thank me for that boxer link - but they really are
comfy...
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4,395 unread e-mail messages…
3
Despite that nifty little ‘I’ll be out of the office for the next 3 months’ message you put up – someone still gets pissed off that you didn’t reply to their email message promptly. Can you read you idiot? Grrrrr…
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One of your employees decided to try to play god while you were away… and they’re not even close. Plus they had the silly, little notion to redecorate my office… heads are rolling.
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No matter how you try to disguise it with jewelry, other accessories, and a bitch attitude – you cannot get your ‘Don’t F@ck With Me’ Black Armani to work with Birkenstocks. I wanna wear my new Bitch Boots! Waaaaaa.
Top 10 reasons for going back to work
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If you don’t finish the contract – you can’t make the mortgages
9
If you don’t finish the contract – you can’t pay for the minion’s private school and there is NO WAY that child will go to public school. She must be watched by lots and lots of sexually frustrated, patriarchal dominated, ruler-holding nuns, just like her Auntie was… and look how evil… er, well adjusted I turned out.
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If you don’t finish the contract – you can’t afford to keep the zip-zip
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If you don’t finish the contract – you can’t afford those new, red, kick-ass Kenneth Cole boots you saw at Nordies yesterday, for that magical day when you can wear heals again.
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If you don’t finish the contract – you can’t afford keep cable for when Witchblade comes back for the 3rd season! “Bite me TNT.”
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If you don’t finish the contract – 4 little words – she is fifteen people (God, or which ever supreme being you believe in, help my Nordstrom and Macys cards)!
4
If you don’t finish the contract – you can’t get that cool crap you bid on from the Witchblade Auction for charity. No, seriously, it’s all for the charity… really, it’s all for the little underprivileged kids, really it’s all to keep arts in schools… really, it’s not for the HOT photos of Etebari and Anthony… really… I promise.
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If you don’t finish the contract – you can’t keep up with the amazon.com bills. Damn your free shipping over 25.00!
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If you don’t finish the contract – you can’t waste valuable development time surfing Witchblade sites
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I’ve given up hope that Etebari, Will or Anthony will let me be a kept woman… Sigh...
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