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Date Posted: 08:47:16 10/07/02 Mon
Author: Dragonlady
Subject: Re: Monday Mindless Humour
In reply to: Renee 's message, "Monday Mindless Humour" on 08:05:22 10/07/02 Mon

ROTF! I really needed this. #2 especially cheered me up immensely :-)

DL

>For those in the Ya-Ya sisterhood:
>
>1) If you love something, set it free. If it comes
>back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come
>back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it
>just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff,
>eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money,
>and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it
>free....... You either married it or gave birth to it.
>
>2) Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day,
>someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
>
>3) My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves
>completely.
>
>4) The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear
>tight shoes.
>
>5) The nice part about living in a small town: When
>you don't know what you're doing, someone else always
>does.
>
>6) Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along
>came today.
>
>7) Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I
>regain consciousness.
>
>8) Amazing! ! You hang something in your closet for a
>while and it shrinks two sizes!
>
>9) They keep telling us to get in touch with our
>bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard
>from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you
>like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous
>toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen
>fatty....do it and die."
>
>10) I read this article that said the typical symptoms
>of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and
>driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of
>a perfect day.

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