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Date Posted: 10:49:25 12/20/02 Fri
Author: MVR
Subject: 6 more days.... Why Christmas Trees are better than men... (PG-13)
In reply to: MV Renee 's message, "MV Renee's Twisted Holiday Humour countdown... 14 Days to go" on 12:49:32 12/12/02 Thu

A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.

Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.

A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.

A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.

You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.

When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.

A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.

You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year long.

A Christmas tree is always erect.

Even small ones give satisfaction.

A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.

It looks good - even with the lights on.

And last but not least, Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your car.

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  • Cinco Dias Mas! -- MVR, 21:37:44 12/22/02 Sun
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