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Date Posted: 03:13:49 12/23/02 Mon
Author: Todd
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Rita, thanx!
In reply to: Margaret 's message, "Re: Rita, need yer help again!" on 14:16:58 12/21/02 Sat

>Just sent the answers to the admin of the forum 3935.
>You can share the info with that mysterious 'one of
>the participants of the newsgroups unless, of course
>it is Peter.

Yes, I've already shared the info and no, it was not Peter.

>By the way, I've never heard the joke about the guy,
>breaking windows you mentioned here. If it is witty
>and not vulgar, will you tell me this joke?

Not vulgar at all: no four-letter words, no sex.

There was a guy who most of all in his life liked to break windows. Every day he took his catapult, went out and shot in every window of every house he saw in the streets. Finally people got bothered with it, caught the guy, took the catapult away from him and placed him in mental hospital. After a proper treatment doctors decided to release him, but first they wanted to check whether the guy got rid of his "hobby" and talked to him.
"Do you want to return home?", - asked the doctors.
"Yes", -the guy said.
"And what will you do after you get released?"
"First I find a job"...
"That is good."
"Then I meet a nice girl and marry her..."
"Very good!"
"After wedding we'll go to the bedroom..."
"That's enough, you don't have to tell us what's then..."
"No, I must tell you, it is very important! In the bedroom I'll rip off her clothes and then, without a second thought..."
"We all understood what are you going to do, no need to explain!", - said the doctors, but the guy continued:
"...and then, without a second thought I'll pull the elastic out of her undies, make a new catapult and go to break the windows!"

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You are welcome, Poruchik! -- Margaret, 14:30:16 12/24/02 Tue