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Date Posted: 17:56:52 07/17/07 Tue
Author: s2w
Subject: for laughs

if you put me in a line up then gregs the shortest
and bones stick out of my back like a stegasaurus
its like i got a shell shaped like a tortoise
i ran out of brain cells i gotta take endorphins
when i got my second pill i couldn't wait to snortit
til i saw homer simpsons head on a scarface portrait
ten minutes later and my face was scorchin
a kid gave me some water I's afraid he poisoned it
after i drank it i got paranoid again
went into the bathroom and puked in the toilet
when i looked in the mirror at my reflection
my head started spinnin like an exorcism
then i started spewin in every direction
somebody knocked on the door and they asked me a question
they said whats goin on in there i dont hear you pissin
i said i'm okay but the restroom isn't

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