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Date Posted: 20:59:51 08/14/04 Sat
Author: Shorty Too White
Subject: Seven Shorties

I got seven personalites
the first one is the child in me
lying out of my teeth
every time that I speak
maliciously destructin' property
to get some popularity
care free but smart enough
not to let my parents see
apparently I got some memories

The second me's a friendly
productive member of society
blendin' in quite properly
to everyone watchin' me
when I'm not on the internet
I'm probably watchin' T.V.
I even got a J.O.B. 5 days a week
the pay is weak but I save my cheese

Thirdly,
there's another person in me
urgently searchin' for the perfect girl in the street
preferably a virgin with good personal hygeine
but the only ones that like me are like thirteen
I think the ones my age are all dirty
and I don't want herpes or H.I.V.
I prefer 'em small and curvy
but I hardly see one shorter than me
n I heard they're all whores for money$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

The fourth me is hardcore and don't give a fuck
I think its all the hormomes stored in his nuts
the fifth one's really just a dwarf and a chump
and the sixth one just wants to get his dick-sucked
the seventh motherfucker is a different one
cuz he's 10x more worse then shit or scum

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