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Subject: The Bride .....Joke


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Joker
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Date Posted: 23:03:45 04/16/02 Tue

The Bride



A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding
where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked
pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might
kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.

But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main
staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for
dear life.

She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in
the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened
to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"

The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak,

"Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years, and I
thought he meant his money!!"

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Re: The Bride .....Jokesja23:07:06 04/16/02 Tue
Re: The Bride .....JokeBrian23:33:54 04/16/02 Tue
Re: The Bride .....JokeSlags18:14:14 04/17/02 Wed


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