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Let's Pretend "Joke of the Day" lol

Author:
Joker

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Date Posted: 21:00:18 04/22/02 Mon

Let's Pretend

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in
the same sleeping carriage on a train. After the initial
embarrassment they both go to sleep -- the man on the top bunk,
and the woman on the lower.

In the middle of the night the man leans over, wakes the woman
and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I
was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket?"

The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye, says, "I have
a better idea, just for tonight, let's make pretend that we're
married."

The man says happily, "OK! Sure!"

The woman says, "GOOD. Get your own damn blanket!"

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Subject	Author	Date
Re: Let's Pretend "Joke of the Day" lol	Ralf	22:50:20 04/22/02 Mon
Re: Let's Pretend "Joke of the Day" lol -- shasha, 00:25:14 04/24/02 Wed