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Deaths in Family ..."""Joke"""

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Joker

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Date Posted: 21:54:13 04/25/02 Thu

Deaths In The Family

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend, he comments, "You look terrible. What's
the problem?"

"My mother died in June," he said, "and left me $10,000."

"Man, that's tough," he replied.

"Then in July," the friend continued, "my father died, leaving me
$50,000."

"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're
depressed."

"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."

"Three close family members lost in three months? That's
horrible!"

"Then this month..." continued the friend, "Nothing. Not a
single dime!"

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