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Date Posted: 13:41:57 01/19/00 Wed
Author: Dr. Spivey
Subject: Re: Water in bathtub
In reply to: Jan jansen 's message, "Water in bathtub" on 05:04:57 01/18/00 Tue

> Why does the water in your bathtub flow either
> clockwise or counterclockwise depending on where you
> are?

Well Jan, the answer to your question is simple.
It flows either way because of the gravitational pull originating from your asshole. You see...your ass emits a high magnetic power and pulls alot of things into it. Most of which you dont know about..This also happens because Elvis's body lies beneath your house. Now if you had dug him up and fucked him..then none of this would have happened...its your own fucking fault you fucking douche bag fluid drinker!!!
Im gonna smash your nuts with a fucking sledge hammer!

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