"Oh no," I think to myself as the human walks in, "Not him." -- AOD:Alliance of Deception

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Date Posted: 12:46:13 04/14/02 Sun
Author: Officer Nerva Benit...
Subject: "Oh no," I think to myself as the human walks in, "Not him."
In reply to: Officer Shrek 's message, "Oh for the love of Primus..." on 12:17:32 04/14/02 Sun

I watched him come in. That jerk of a human. How could my commander ever think of allowing such a waster of space join our ranks?! Primus knows it wasn't for his looks. Then again Net-wave's always been attracted to those flesh creatures. I don't see why though. There all the same. Easily destroyed skin. Facial burns and they bleed all the time. So quick to get injured.

I shake my head as Shrek walks into the room. Astrotrain doesn't look to thrilled with the way he is adressed. "Boss" really! How indignat to call your superior comander a "Boss". I quickly say, " You should really call him Commander Officer Shrek. That is the proper way to adress those who rank above you. Or are the stories true, that you were raised by badly progamed Junkions, who only watched WWF Smack Down?

"Shut your yap, you burn out fuse, or I'll shut it for you." Says my soon-to-be partner. Is it anywonder why I dislike humans so much. Their like roaches. Step anyone on their planet and the next thing you know you have some large bit of goop stuck to your foot.

"That's enough Officer," our leader tells him, and Shrek, with is beady little eyes, sits down. Then to my suprise he looks at me and orders, "And you Private Benit. I expected you to have some class at least. I will not have any of my officers treat their subbordiants with such disrespect, is that clear."

"Yes Commander," I reply and then give Shrek the weakest apology that I can offer without sounding sarcastic. I truely hope I didn't offend your pride Officer Shrek. Such was not my...plan to do so."

"Not a problem Private Benit." He said to me, then I saw him mouth, "Dumb S**t head." Had to bite my lip on that one, why was I not suprised that Shrek had no dignity what so ever.

Astrotrain peered at us, as if he were deciding the fate of a large group of hostages. Then turned his moniter around to show us the stranges picture that I had ever seen in all my time as a resurcher.

"Gentlemen do you know what this is?"

I shook my head, but Shrek just gave Commander Astrotrain a smirk. "You sure as H*ll I know what that is. That's what you call a worm hole. Learned about that a long time ago thanks to watching all those shows on Space by Nova!"

"Of course," I mumble to myself, "He'd have to have learned about it on the Television. I doubt he knows how to read.

"Right you are, Officer Shrek." Astrotrain told him, and gave me a side glance that I tried hard to ignore. "This image was picked up by the Star Satellite. As you know Earth set it up to detect any vessels from space headed for the planet. They do not want to have to deal with what happend during the great war. Now this worm hole was found out aroung the Vegan system, and I want you two to go and look into it."

"Us!" I shouted! "You want me to go with HIM? Sir I can't do that, I am a scientest. And I don't think that this...officer would really be good for such a delicate situation..."

"Tough!" shouted Astrotrain. "I have limited number of vetran officers on staff as it is. An officer who is an ex assassin jetted off to who knows where. A spy on the loose. My secraty just took off, and not to mention the number of incidents and reports I have to get to my self. I am under staffed and exhausted Private Benit. Now either you work with Officer Shrek, or I get someone outside our orgaization to deal with this new anomily. Do I make my self clear!"

"Yes, Sir," I say and he gives us leave saying that Nemisis will give us our authorization passes, and supplies as well as corridinates to get to wher the anomily is growing.

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