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Date Posted: 16:57:47 01/27/05 Thu
Author: bill
Subject: This one'll take some creativity ...

The U.S. has said to avoid the implication of impropriety it will no longer pay journalists to write propoganda passed off as fair news reporting (how do you get THAT cushy job, eh?).

Unfortunately, this is expected to make it difficult to sell the idea of war against Iran (no, not Iraq... that was last year). Iranians are not Arabs; they are actually Persians so we can't use the old flag waving 'we hate them because they're evil Arabs' argument.

Luckily, comedian John Stewart has suggested maybe all we need is a hip new catch phrase. Maybe something like "The Persian Incursion"?

Dayum.... it all seems so simple now...

"Hey Earline, pass me my old 'A-hole-a Khomeini' ball cap and start up that there T-shirt press, we're gonna make us mill-yunares!"

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