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Date Posted: 08:25:59 11/16/01 Fri
Author: nico
Subject: darwin please help me

hi to all of you !

here i am writting from the cold mountains of grenoble (the Alps in case you didn t know, and that is in France!), and i just saw my lousy results ! Even my dork sister is ahead of me, of course I'm 4 weeks behind but even ! I got several weeks with only 5 good picks ! That is why I m asking for help to the best of us all : Darwin !
Darwin please give me your power ! or at least e-amil me the winning picks! because I have no info what so ever in this far out country !

Good luck to all of you !
Nico

PS : Lisa, I m gonna kick your ass !

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[> Re: darwin please help me -- Darwin, 12:03:42 11/16/01 Fri

Nico,

Although Steve has been responsible for the dissemination of many lies on this website (except for Scott's strange rash story, which I found very believable since San Diego is a big Navy town full of lonely sailors), it is true that I relied on sorcery to garner 14 correct picks last week.

I do have a magic potion and I am willing to share it with you, Nico, or any of the other contestants, provided a significant contribution is made to the "Darwin Wants a Tropical Island" Fund.

And by contribution, Steve, I don't mean something rhetorical.

Be careful, however, not to confuse the potion's ingredients as I did the first time! When the recipe called for "eye of newt", I inadvertently added some "neutered aye-aye". Not only did I only make average picks for that week, but my voice had a very high pitch until the following Sunday.

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[> Re: darwin please help me -- lisa, 16:53:34 11/18/01 Sun

Nico -- you are such a brown-noser... "Oh Darwin, you are so great, blah blah blah..."

Darwin -- you suck. c'est tout!

from the proud loser

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